4.18 Whose the Favorite

Hey guys! This is the last chapter before the heir poll! Yea, that’s right. I made it to Gen 5!  Let’s jump into this chapter, because I am so ready.

RECAP: Zack met Narcisa, a very cute girl who he can’t seem to lock down into a relationship. He got arrested like, 20 more times. What else is new. And Sasha met Jimmie, and I forgot she already had a boyfriend.Link: Someone is staring at me.

Not someone, something.What is happening  out here? Whose that ghost? Where’s he going? So many questions.Oh. Hm. You ever going to make it down to the party?

Sarah: DOES NOT COMPUTE.Ohhhhh….
Uh oh. Another Sims 3 birthday disaster to add to my never-ending list of birthday disasters.
Oh poor Dirk needed a makeover, but with all the glitches it wasn’t happening.

Link: Yes, police? Please send help.
It’s getting worse. I reset Sarah and… urghhhh.

So I reset the lot and WOW! It got even worse. So I did the only thing left… quit without saving and restarted my game.

Dirk still didn’t get a makeover. Sorry buddy.

Dirk: Are you trying to say that this greasy wife beater doesn’t fit me?

Zack: Who the heck is this lady?

I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure we watched her husband die last chapter.

Hey! Look who finally made it!

Zack: You couldn’t change that babies diaper before making him grow up?

You have no idea the struggle we have went through to get this kid down here. I don’t care what he smells like.

Wtf? Where did that hair come from?

So, that’s the same random blonde that Louisa (Gen 2 spare) had. I didn’t change it, although I always change the poop green color. You guys know the one.

And then the family was in disaster mode, since I ruined all of their lives with Waylon’s crappy birthday party.

Sarah: This is your fault.

Sarah: Don’t worry, officer! I’m just going to lay down here for a while.

How tired do you have to be to pass out on the side of the road, in the rain, when the police are after you?

I am the worst sim god ever.

Waylon: I’m happy!


You’re the only one that matters anyways. 🙂

Willow: Daddy who is this stranger in my room??

Link: That’s your little brother!

Willow: What?

Zack: Some of us are trying to get some SLEEP in this house.

Zack: And you’re not making it easy.

Willow: You better move your big ass head away from me, fiend.

Sasha: I don’t wan to be mean.

Then don’t.Sasha: BUT I AM SO FRIGGEN TIRED!!!

Zack: You done did it.

I think in your past life you were a dinosaur.

Sasha: I wonder if my dinosaur sister was as annoying as my real life sister.

That is something I too wonder on occasion.

HEY! Eat your breakfast before you come. We don’t do paid lunch breaks in this house.

So both of the toddlers are adorable.Willow and Waylon lean more towards Sarah in the looks department. The twins are a better mix, in my opinion. They’re all cute though.Zack: Wow, fancy meeting you here!

Narcisa: Did you not invite me here?

Zack: Oh that? Haha! I guess I did!

URhghhh.

Janice: I hate her.

Who the heck are you?

You’re just jealous because you’re half Face 1 and no boys want you. Get outta here.

Zack: Kiss me?

Narcisa: With missy creepy over there watching us? I mean, I guess!

Janice: I’ll never find love!

Not when you’re out here stalking girl’s you’re jealous of, you weirdo! Go home!

Gosh, they’re just so cute!

Sasha: Hey, pal.

Jimmie: Uh, hey. Why are you dressed up like that?

Sasha: Well, you see, my overlord thought today was prom, so I got all ready. Then she realized that was two days from now.

Oops!

Jimmie: Oh. Cool? What’s an overlord?

Sasha: Did I say overlord? I meant MOM. Haha.

Yea, common mistake.

Purple girl’s mom is DUMMY THIC.

No wonder her kids are so cute, look at this woman!

Alanna is my favorite and I’m not over the idea of her and Zack being together. Who do you guys like more, Alanna or Narcisa?

I’m sure your children enjoy how you go into their room to make out.

Sarah: They’re asleep leave us alone.

Did you guys realize that the map to the stars lifetime reward is an actual item?? It’s also creepy AF. So of course I did what any rational person would do and hung it on the wall.

Wait a second, I thought you hated your little sister?

Willow: She does, can’t you see the stench coming off of her pits? She picked me up just to rub my face into them.

Sasha: MUAHAHAHA!

These two are so cute.

I really don’t understand why you guys want to blow these horns into each other’s ears.

Sarah: Okay, time to grow up and walk down the stairs by yourself!

Willow: AWESOME!

Willow: Why is she making that face?

Sarah: You do it too, dummy.

Willow: Oh!


OMG!

Oh my lawd you are so cute.

WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL?

Willow: I was born this way.

Waylon: I’m cute too, don’t forget about me!

All of the kids are cute. I love them all. I have no idea how I would choose a heir without you guys.

Willow: Dad, this cake tastes like garbage.

Link: Good thing we have another one!

You’re old already? Jeez. Normal lifespans are way too short. Tis the way of a legacy.

Link: Do you think Sarah ran away because she doesn’t want to see my flabby?

Willow: You wont be flabby dad!

Debatable.

Link: I wish to keep my facial hair!

Don’t worry, I wasn’t going to get rid of it.

Maid: HOLY CRAP!

Link: Awhhh.

FIXED YA! Old, but still very cute. You look like a famous director.


My cute little genius!

Waylon: Am I the favorite?

Willow: No, that’s me.

I never said that!

Willow: Look at me. Don’t lie.

There’s a ghost party going on in the living room. And no, it’s not Halloween.

Willow: Hey grandpa!

Niall: Well hello you cute little thing with my eyes and hair! You’re my favorite!

Willow: Told ya.

This is awkward.

Sarah: PROOF THAT I DO HAVE BOOBS!

I can’t argue against that kind of proof.

Sasha: What the hell is going on in here?

Link: WHY CAN’T I WALK THERE.

Good thing this room is so huge.


Looks like Dixie has a new favorite.

Willow: That makes three! I’ve got this in the bag.

Sasha: Something looks a bit different about you dad. Did you get a promotion?

Link: Why yes I did dear daughter!

Sasha: *u r old now so i think we shld break up. see u around*

That was a nice message. I’m sure he will appreciate that.

Sasha: He already got a new girlfriend. I think he’s fine.



Wow, gorgeous much?

Willow: So I am the favorite, right?

How about you clean the house instead of making more messes. How did you even get so wet?

Zack: You do realize we aren’t going back to school right? And this is the time you choose to do your homework?

Sasha: GAWD you are so judgmental!

Sasha: OMG! How did you get into my house! Did you hear that me and Sebastian broke up?

Jimmie: Uh, no I didn’t. Sorry to hear that?

Sasha: No, he was old anyways. What are you doing in here anyways?

Waylon: He was watching our famous father work out.

How romantic. You little brother playing at your legs, you sweaty father working out beside of you.

Jimmie: Can I go take a nap somewhere?

Sasha: I’ll show you to my room!

Uh, NO YOU WONT.

Jimmie: Lincoln Lemons?

Link: Yea?
Jimmie: I am such a big fan! Will you sign this for me? Please?

Link: Sure kid.
Jimmie: OH EMGEEE!
Sorry Sasha, I think your guy friend only comes over so he can see your famous dad.
Zack: *hey alanna. wanna meet me at the park?*
What happened to Narcisa?

Zack: Well, she grew up, got a boyfriend, got knocked up, and moved in with him all in one night.

A busy woman.

Jimmie seems to be doing the same thing. He started dating creepy stalker Janice girl.

Don’t smile, I’m mad at you.

Jimmie: We’re dating now, you want me to name a star after you?

Janice: Ew no! I wanted Zack to be my boyfriend!

How is dating his sister’s crush getting you closer to that goal??

Sasha: YOU!

Janice: Me?

Sasha: Yes you! You suck! Who do you think you are?

Janice: I don’t even know you!

Sasha: Stop, you look like a loser. You are a loser. Jimmie is not your boyfriend.

Janice: Yes he is.

Sasha: Oh, you think so? You are GARBAGE! LOSER! I’ll show you.

Jimmie: Are you upset?

Sasha: Well you did leave my house and get girlfriend right after I made you break up with your old one.

Maybe you should be faster and actually ask him to be your boyfriend then, noob.

I think he is forgiven.

Janice: What. The. FRICK!

Sasha: I told you, LOSER!

Sadly, Sasha was still unable to make Jimmie her boyfriend, as he ran off into the sunset to prom.

Hey look! It’s Marlon! He really needs a make over… Maybe another day.

Stop looking so grouchy. Your love interest might have just gotten knocked up, but there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Zack: Thanks, you’re really making me feel better.

AND HERE IS THE FISH!

Alanna with a makeover MIGHT be the most beautiful sim ever. PLEASE DATE!

They didn’t. Apparently, pregnant Narcisa showed up at prom and asked Zack to be her boyfriend. Which of course I said yes because I needed to stir the pot. I can imagine Narcisa breaking into the dance and stopping the music to declare her love for Zack as her bulging pregnant belly stuck out of her tube top. Lmao.

Sasha: Jimmie didn’t ask me out. I will now die.

Don’t be so serious. It will happen.

Zack: You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Hey potty mouth.

Zack: That’s it, I’m making a run for it!

All the way to his birthday cake. Lol, just kidding. This was the next morning after Sarah watched him be escorted onto the property shaking her head.

Zack: I’m a good bad boy. Every woman’s dream.

What woman?

Willow: I’m starving. Let’s get this over with.

Zack: Well okay!

Sasha: HAH. You shrank. Silly man.

Sasha: Nevermind.

HOLY COW.

Zack: Hello ladies.

HELLO. Zack rolled Green Thumb as his final trait.

Sasha: Okay, I’m gonna be hot too.

I hope so, chubby cheeks.

Sasha: Am I really ready for adulthood?

Nope, no one is.

Sasha: Am I cute?

You’re definitely cute.

Look at that outfit! I’m in love.

Sasha rolled Hopeless Romantic for her final trait.

Sarah: Step over, youngin. It’s time for me to get old.

Link: FLABS FOR LIEF!

Sarah: I won’t be flabby, will I?

Who cares, everyone gets flabby at some point.

One last pic of your beautiful face.

Sarah: Do I still have my pigtails?

Of course.

Sarah: Am I cute?

Uh, duh!

Okay guys! This is the last chapter before the heir poll which will be up tomorrow! I can’t wait to see who you guys vote for!