4.16 Deer Gotcha Down?

Hello my friends! I hope your week has been wonderful, amazing, PERFECT! I hope you’re caught up on all of your favorite sims stories, that you summer is going wonderfully (or winter!), and that your lives are as stress-free as possible! Just sending good vibes your way!

RECAP: Sasha went insane, tried to date her old babysitter, Willow was born, and grew into a toddler, and Zack had a crush on his cousin. Just normal stuff.

Link: I have great news!

Link: I got promoted!

Sarah: Should I tell him I stopped taking my birth control?

Nah….

Sarah: Send me to the spa, will ya? My back is killing me.

Sarah: Oh I’m pregnant! Awesome. I already regret my decision.

You’re the one who wanted another kid. So you can’t blame me this time.

Sasha got invited on a date… to the horse ranch. This is where your father had his first date!

Sasha: How did it go?

Terribly.

Sasha: Great.

And this is the cutie who invited her. This is one of Alexander Goth’s sons! His mom is Betty Lopez’ sister. Small world. Literally.

Sasha: I’m just going to let you know my favorite color is yellow. For future reference.

Sebastian: Oh cool. Mine is aqua.

Those colors go great together. Meant to be? I think yes.

Sarah: I’ve got something to tell you.

Link: If it’s about the ghosts downstairs again, I don’t want to hear it. They’re annoying, I get it. But I can’t just get rid of the family urns.

Sarah: I’m pregnant!

Link: That has nothing to do with ghosts.

She never said it did?

Link: Cool! But where are we gonna put it?

That’s a question to be answered another day… When I decide what the answer is.

Zack: Where is my date?

Uh, I tried inviting over THREE girls in your relationship panel. No one wanted to come over. What the heck else do you want me to do?

Sasha: You’re brave? I’m brave too!

Sebastian: This is the best date I’ve ever been on!

Even with the rain?

Sasha: The rain just adds dramatic effect.

He really is cute. Too bad he has a girlfriend.

Sasha: He’s the hottest guy ever.

Well, teen relationships are known to come to an end quickly. Maybe Sasha has a chance?

Link: GAWD Dixie! Why wont you let me love you??

Yep, Dixie is still an asshole to Link. I have no idea what he does, but he obviously rubs her the wrong way.

Dixie: He literally rubs me the wrong way. Like, it hurts.

What a dummy.

You CAN NOT go swimming during a thunderstorm.

Sarah: Wah wah wah! I’m pregnant I do what I want!

No- damnit.

Sarah: I am immortal!

Sasha: Don’t worry mom, I’m here to save the day!

Might I once again mention how beautiful the twins turned out? Like seriously. So cute. And Sasha reminds me so much of her grandma Prisha!

Sarah: Might be a good time to mention I’m pregnant.

Sasha: Cool mom. Gonna be honest, I don’t really care.

Seriously though. The twins haven’t even looked at Willow.

Zack: You guys talking about something important here?

Sasha: Uh, no! Totally nothing.

Sarah: Yep, just a totally normal day around here.

Zack: Were you talking about me? Because I didn’t realize Dionne was my cousin, okay?

Sasha: Ahahaha, oh brother.

Meanwhile, while the rest of the family was out having fun, Lincoln was stuck at home taking care of the youngest of the Lemons clan.

Link: Are we considered a clan now?

I’m pretty sure we are bigger than the Kardashian/Jenners.

Sasha: Yes Sebastian! I will totally go to prom with you!

Wait, what?? So his girlfriend is okay with him taking you to prom?

Sasha: Maybe she is busy that weekend.

You go to school with her. I highly doubt it.

What about your prom prospects?

Zack: I don’t want to talk about it.

Sarah: This so makes me miss college!

Zack: I heard Sebastian asked you to prom. You think that’s a good idea, with him having a girlfriend and all?

Sasha: Eh, it will work itself out. We really clicked, ya know?

Zack: Wait, I see her over there! She looks PISSED!

Sasha: Oh crap you’re kidding me-

Sasha: No one else is here?

Zack: GOTCHA!

*SPLAT*

Sasha: Yuck! Where did you even get that?

Zack: You don’t wanna know.

Sasha: Oh man, I’m going to beat the crap out of you.

Zack: Bring it!

Sasha: You’re just jealous no one asked you!

Zack: If someone asked me and they had a boyfriend already, I would say no!

Deer: What kinda drama have I trotted into?

Deer: She’s right dude. You just jealous.

Zack: Wtf?

Deer: Peace out, losers.

Zack: Did I just get dissed by a deer?

I think you did.

 

Awh, look who finally made it.

Sarah: So who did you leave our sweet little baby with?

Link: One of those teenage delinquents the babysitting agency always sends over.

Sarah: You’re not worried?

Link: Eh, she’ll make it.

Sasha: Hello cutie! I would have brought you to the beach, but you would have been bored.

Sarah and Sasha are the only people in the house who can touch Dixie without almost getting their finger bit off. She has a thing against men.

I see Willow made it through the care of the delinquent babysitter. I hope she doesn’t grow up wanting to date them.

So, it’s prom day. And in my rush to get Zack a date, I invited over Marion. Obviously she needed a little bit of a makeover…

MUCH BETTER. Very adorable.

Too bad it is time to leave now and Zack had no time to ask her to go with him.

Marion: I will make it into this legacy if I have to fight tooth and nail.

Hmm, interesting. We will see.

Well don’t you guys look spiffy.

Zack: Who is this random dog tearing up our newspaper? I’ll need that later to dry my tears when I come home from prom without a girlfriend.

Sasha: Relax. You’ve got plenty of time to find a lady.

Zack: Easy for you to say when Mr. Taken is about to show up.

Speaking of, here he is!

Much better. Run along now! Don’t get beat up!

Sarah: Look at me, I’m so pregnant and cute.

Dixie: Hey! Pay attention to me! It’s my birthday.

Link: *Drops baby on floor and violently blows on horn*

Dixie: You couldn’t have bathed me before I aged into an elder?

Sorry, kinda forgot it was your birthday.

Dixie: Urgh. You disgust me.

Dixie: To the mooooooon!

Dixie: Do I look any different?

You aged beautifully.

Link: Holy crap, is that cake?

Sarah: Wait up buddy. That cake is for your daughter.

Dixie: Where the hell is by birthday cake?

Sadly, pups in this game cant eat cake.

And Willow didn’t make it to the cake. I blame Dixie.

Willow: Dur?

Hur dur dur.

Hello very cute and perfect child!

Link: THIS BABY LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!

You’re not wrong. Willow should be a child by the time the heir poll comes around. I’m not sure about the unborn child in Sarah’s belly.

Wait, who the heck are you?

Dog: I dunno, but I peed in your floor!

Link: Okay kid, you just aged up. Time to learn how to walk. The days of being helpless are over. I’m tired of changing diapers.

So I guess prom was weird since Zack and Sasha were voted prom king and queen.

Zack: I’m so single I had to be grouped up with my SISTER.

And what about you? Was Sebastian’s girlfriend there?

Sasha: He dumped her and asked me out in front of the entire school! It was great!

Oh, that poor girl.

Dixie: It is past time I got a bath you fools.

Sarah: Stop being mean. It’s not my fault when I to give you a bath you run away.

Link: Well, I just spent the entire night taking care of Willow. I’m really tired and I can’t wait to get into my comfortable, wonderful bed-

Sarah: Hold that thought.

Dog: I can’t wait to pull all of the garbage out into the lawn when I wake up.

GO HOME.

Sarah: I think I’m going into labor.

Link: Excuse me? I’m tired.

Link: *Dreams about laptops as his wife gives birth beside of him*

Sarah: I did it!

Waylon Lemons, the last child of Generation 5. He rolled Genius and Neurotic. He was also born on Sarah and Link’s anniversary.

Dog: Ahh, chicken legs.

Sarah: Will you kick him out now?

And finally, Sasha’s prom picture. Because Zack didn’t come home with one. Probably because no one wants to keep a solo prom picture.

Well guys, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I cut down the size once again, because I was seriously struggling to write chapters the length I have been putting them out recently. Tell me, do you like this size, or the size of the past few chapters more?