Hey guys! Last chapter we did nothing of importance except waste time and have fun. This chapter is different. It was almost all work and no fun! Diago: How exciting. Yes, it is. Diago: Wowza, what a looker. Well that's a new one from you. Since when were you attracted to old guys? Diago: Since … Continue reading 7.8 Diago Clears China

Hey friends, welcome back! Last chapter Diago went to France and messed with half the population. And came home with all of these useless wines. Rhyan: The damn place is falling apart already. We've only been here for a week! Rhyan: My point exactly. Rhyan: Evacuate! Mandy: AH! FIRE! Rhyan: Lady, you can leave now. … Continue reading 7.7 In-Law Garbage

Last chapter the kiddos got settled in from University and Rhyan aged into an elder. This chapter, Diago becomes a pro gardener with fancy invention his great-great-great grandpa made and no one has ever used. Just kidding it made him puke. It went back into the family inventory to rot. Diago: Grandpa Eli WHYYY! *POOF* … Continue reading 7.6 I Almost Kill the Heir

Hey guys, welcome to the new Lemon abode. Which is, as usual, crowded by face 1 paparazzi. Let's do a house tour, shall we? My usual shrine to my favorites of all time, Eli and Tammi Lemons. Spare room. Melisa and Diago's room. And finally, Rhyan and Alonso's room. Melisa: I can't clean up this … Continue reading 7.5 Lost Puppy Syndrome

Hey guys, welcome back! This is the last chapter of University! Yay! I love playing it, not so much writing about it. Where are you going? Melisa: To the moon! Melisa: Blast off! Gnome: Take me with you! No, you're going into the family inventory until we get back to the home world. Diago: Wow, … Continue reading 7.4 Into the Sunset

You guys remember how I ended the last chapter by saying that they would be back home at the beginning of this one? Yea, I lied. Sorry about that. Diago: Partayyy baby! Time to get lit! Melisa: Lit, hah, like the fire. Funny. Diago: NO! Like high af! I'm throwing some of my favorite plants … Continue reading 7.3 Flower Pot

Last chapter, Melisa failed both of her midterms. This chapter... ? I guess we will see. Diago: I know Melisa is sad about yesterday, so I decided to make her a nice breakfast. How sweet of you. And then you ate at separate tables? Diago: Not everything can go as planned, okay? Melisa: You're so … Continue reading 7.2 Professional Procrastinator

This is the first chapter of Generation 7 and before we even start, this is going to be a long generation. I'm very stupid and decided to send Diago to university as well as pick his LTW from World Adventures, so in other words, he's never going to age. I'm my game right now (which … Continue reading 7.1 Psychotic Break