Hey guys, welcome to the new Lemon abode.
Which is, as usual, crowded by face 1 paparazzi.
Let’s do a house tour, shall we?
My usual shrine to my favorites of all time, Eli and Tammi Lemons.
Spare room.
Melisa and Diago’s room.
And finally, Rhyan and Alonso’s room.
Melisa: I can’t clean up this pee-puddle because the stupid arch in the way.
That’s the lamest excuse I’ve ever heard.
Diago: I just got home and you’re already yelling about the weather? WTF am I supposed to do about clouds?
Rhyan: It wasn’t cloudy until you came home!
Diago: You were in sim LIMBO when I wasn’t home! Frozen in time! Clouds didn’t even exist!
Diago: Can I have some help here?
Melisa: If I’ve learned anything, its to stay out of your business. Especially when it comes to fighting.
After Rhyan was done ripping Diago a new one, little Sheila came over to greet him.
Just kidding, she also came over to rip him a new one.
Diago: HEY watch the crotch.
Maid: We hadn’t really worked through that in the contract.
Feels good to be back.
Rhyan: Since when can you only lift 50 pounds?
Alonso: Since I got old. I’m sure you can’t wait.
Diago: When do I get to go adventuring?
When I get tired of being home. Which isn’t now.
If we left the home world I would miss moments like these.
Rhyan: How does it feel to be home?
Melisa: Perfect.
I built a shed for all of Diago’s collecting stuff.
Melisa seems to be using her new time very well. AKA watching rom-coms in the home gym. Standing up.
Diago: Just be careful over there, okay?
Melisa: Careful is my middle name.
Cue Melisa somehow falling headfirst into the bee box.
#clumsysimproblems
Diago: That’s right, the gate is locked. Saunter you little ass away.
Raccoon: I didn’t want your sour lemons anyways.
Sheila’s favorite thing about the new house is the pool. She spends every waking moment in it.
Diago: I’m starving!
Melisa: Can’t you see me grilling my ass off over here?
Diago is nothing if not the most annoying and dramatic sim I’ve ever played with.
Alonso: New friend?
No.
Alonso: Hi little guy! Do you have a home?
That is a raccoon, you old geezer. And he’s literally planning your death.
Raccoon: *HISS*
Alonso: My goodness, Sheila would never!
Sheila is a perfect little pooch. This thing is a wild animal that eats garbage for dinner. Sheila only does that sometimes.
Great to see you get your old hair back when you’re at work.
Rhyan: I’m reliving my youth.
Rhyan: Can you guys move so I can actually do something productive?
Holy crap, why does this town have so many firefighters? Is there something I should know?
Hey look who it is! Lucy and Mindy, Melisa’s mom and sister! I moved all of the family members to the new town, including all of the spares except Elise. Sorry Elise.
OMG golden blob! Who is she?
It’s probably a good time to mention you’re competing against your soon-to-be in-laws.
Diago: *Chokes* In-laws?
Yea, Melisa’s family?
Diago: Who said anything about getting married?
Me. Just now. I am the person in charge here.
This is the most awkward dancing I have ever encountered.
I haven’t decided if Melisa looks good with her spray tan or not. She’s already pretty tan and this gives her a weird orange color. LOL, kinda like real life.
Diago: Yay I win!
Mindy: I think I’m going to upchuck.
Diago: Don’t puke on the winner’s shoes. It’s a rule of thumb.
Lucy: Mom, Melisa is here!
After Mindy ran off to throw up in the bushes it was the perfect time for Diago to introduce himself.
Melisa: Sister.
Lucy: *Awkward laugh*
Lucy: So how was university? I’m still pretty upset I didn’t get to go.
Melisa: You’re not missing much.
Diago: Melisa?
Melisa: Oh my god. DIAGO. Go do something! He has lost puppy syndrome.
And that is how Diago found himself playing kicky bag behind a dumpster.
Diago: All alone… no one here to looooove meeeee.
Alonso: Oh, it’s your turn? Can’t wait to see how you take the loss of all muscle.
Rhyan: Shut the hell up.
Rhyan: I wish for… a quick death after the deterioration of all of my muscles.
Alonso: Wait, you stole my wish!
Rhyan: My back! I was ready for the muscles, not the bones!
Diago: Bones are the first to go mom!
Alonso: How’s your hearing?
Rhyan: Getting worse every second.
A common family photo. No one is looking at the camera and someones eyes are closed.
I think it makes sense to mention that Rhyan still hadn’t completed her LTW and the move reset it. Meaning she is back to ground zero. I would really hate to have a heir die without completing their LTW but it might happen this time.
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