Last chapter: Diago almost died in China (what else is new) then returned home to almost die in a house fire. Diago: That's just the way my life on this planet has always been. Living each day like it's my last. That house fire really put you in existential crisis mode huh? Diago: Aren't you … Continue reading 7.10 Almost-Accidental Mummification
Month: February 2020
7.9 Love Coffin
All last chapter you were complaining about your back. Now I get into game and see this? There's a reason I don't take you seriously. Rhyan: Sounds like a personal problem. Shouldn't you be somewhere else? Like, far away? She had me there. Diago: I'm back, bitches! Let this be the last time. Melisa: I'm … Continue reading 7.9 Love Coffin
7.8 Diago Clears China
Hey guys! Last chapter we did nothing of importance except waste time and have fun. This chapter is different. It was almost all work and no fun! Diago: How exciting. Yes, it is. Diago: Wowza, what a looker. Well that's a new one from you. Since when were you attracted to old guys? Diago: Since … Continue reading 7.8 Diago Clears China
7.7 In-Law Garbage
Hey friends, welcome back! Last chapter Diago went to France and messed with half the population. And came home with all of these useless wines. Rhyan: The damn place is falling apart already. We've only been here for a week! Rhyan: My point exactly. Rhyan: Evacuate! Mandy: AH! FIRE! Rhyan: Lady, you can leave now. … Continue reading 7.7 In-Law Garbage
7.6 I Almost Kill the Heir
Last chapter the kiddos got settled in from University and Rhyan aged into an elder. This chapter, Diago becomes a pro gardener with fancy invention his great-great-great grandpa made and no one has ever used. Just kidding it made him puke. It went back into the family inventory to rot. Diago: Grandpa Eli WHYYY! *POOF* … Continue reading 7.6 I Almost Kill the Heir
7.5 Lost Puppy Syndrome
Hey guys, welcome to the new Lemon abode. Which is, as usual, crowded by face 1 paparazzi. Let's do a house tour, shall we? My usual shrine to my favorites of all time, Eli and Tammi Lemons. Spare room. Melisa and Diago's room. And finally, Rhyan and Alonso's room. Melisa: I can't clean up this … Continue reading 7.5 Lost Puppy Syndrome





