5.7 There are Only Toddlers

I can’t believe it’s already December! I planned to finish this generation before the new year, so let’s see if I can.

Exactly what skill are you building right now.

Harry: Do you really want to know?

And right after that it’s birthday time.

Willow: I’m so excited to have 2 more toddlers.

Harry: She’s lying.

Alaric has… blonde hair??? He’s adorable, don’t get me wrong. But where does the blonde hair come from?

Alaric: I’m a freak of nature!

Urgh, when you make that face, yes.

And then it was Alannis’ turn! This kid is perfect! She is actually a great mixture of her parents! Finally!

I’m a little obsessed, if you couldn’t tell.

Maybe a little too obsessed.

Alannis: WAAAH! FOOD!

I’m glad I only have to deal with this in the sims.

Harry: Are you forgetting something?

…

Harry: It’s my birthday!

Honestly, I had no idea. I was very confused when the camera panned.

Harry: So Elise, how does daddy look?

Elise: Like daddy?

Hah, I agree. No serious change.

Harry: It’s time to crack down. Since your baby siblings just aged up, we wont have time to teach you life skills anymore.

Oh, that’s a really sweet thing to tell your toddler. “Daddy and mommy wont have time for you anymore because they have NEW babies now! Sorry kid!”

Harry: 3, 2, 1, GO!

Harry: Holy shit, our kid is going to be a Olympic runner!

Willow: Hey, pay attention to me.

You’re not doing anything.

Willow: False. I am now pregnant.

Waylon: Another day of saving lives. Now I get to come home and relax.

Excuse me? Relax? You’re the unpaid help.

Waylon: Fu-

I don’t mean to undermine your parenting, but I think there’s soap in this kids eye.

Alannis: IT STINGS!

I know what you’re thinking: There are a lot of toddler pictures in this chapter!

Yea, well, there are ONLY toddlers.

Elise: Hey sissy, where’s your knee?

Alannis: Knee?

It’s been eaten by the dreaded carpet monster!

Harry: Hello BABY. There better only be one of you in there.

Baby: HAHAHAHAHA!

Harry: 😮

Willow: What the hell, you just skipped like, 2 days!

Well, you were being boring. There are only so many toddler pictures that someone can find interesting.

Meanwhile… as I said, with all of these babies, the household has been pretty lax on interesting things.

This baby is Rhyan! Her trait are Slob and Athletic. Her name was also something totally different for a few days before I realized I didn’t really like it and changed it.

Waylon: Did those cribs just multiply, or am I going insane.

Don’t worry Waylon, you’re not insane. This second baby is Remy! She was born Friendly and a Light Sleeper.

Harry: SAVE. ME.

Alexy: Hey man, I told you that family was insane.

Eli: Ridiculous, we are a prestigious line of professionals.

Your son was a magician.

Eli: Okay, maybe not him.

Ahahaha! Poor Waylon got home from work and spent his whole evening doing stuff for the toddlers only to be called into work at 3 AM.

A babysitter was called to deal with the demon children. 2 out of 4 seem satisfied.

I’m guessing that 30 minute nap didn’t do the trick?

Waylon: Shut up.

And if this day couldn’t get any worse, Harry was fired from his job for taking 50$ out of the funds. 50$ man? Seriously?

Harry: YES! I’m a free man!

Harry: I always wanted to be a househusband! Now I can do the laundry!

Of course my sim gets fired on purpose. What else is new.

Harry: This isn’t laundry.

Could be if you try hard enough.

Another one bites the dust. And like the good overlord I am, I let his family leave him there.

Hello cousin! Nice of you to visit!

Dionne: You can hear these children screaming from over the bridge.

Willow: Now how exactly did you get piss all the way over there?

Alaric: Very carefully.

Dionne WTF! Put the baby down!

Dionne: Why is the door locked! I don’t really want to KEEP her!

Then why the hell did you take her outside?

Dionne: Well, hopefully they notice your missing.

Because the first place they would look for a baby who cant roll over is at the front door.

Remy: Why is it always me.

Oh boy. I’m glad Zack didn’t win the poll. He makes some ugly kids.

Shelby: DADUHH! The mean lady is calling me ugly!

Zack: *looks away and pretends not to hear*

Zack: Hello family I have missed so much.

Max: No need to lie to them dad.

Willow: I’m glad I paid for this huge cake for only my brother to show up. I hope you’re all hungry.

Harry: HAH! Worst party thrower ever!

Wait a second, are you a copy of Willow? Now I’m not so sure. Elise rolled Insane as her child trait.

Willow: We most continue the line of indecency and ridiculousness.

Willow: Hey! We’re not done here.

Oh, NOW you all show up.

Are you kidding? I threw this party for Elise and none of you come to the cake. I’m pissed.

Willow: Yay! I’m loved!

Willow: Am I still good looking?

You know the answer.

Old Lady: Well its not a party until someone passes out!

Elise: What about the crying babies upstairs? Is that also a sign of a good party?

No, that’s a sign of bad parenting.

Did you really wear those to sleep?

Elise: What? There’s not dirt on them.

Elise: My eyelid is still asleep.

That sounds like a medical issue.

LOL! Why the heck wouldn’t the bus just pull up to the house?

Elise: They want us to struggle!

Waylon: Why did you wake me up?

Well for starters, it’s time for work. And secondly, I’m kicking you out.

Waylon: Hello? Yes, this is Waylon Lemons. I’m taking a day off of work to celebrate my freedom.

Yes! The family’s funds are finally over 300,000! We are getting somewhere! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Like I said a few weeks ago, I am pretty much to the heir poll in game, so expect more chapters as soon as possible!