4.21 Zack Decides to be a Troublemaker

This generation is lasting forever. I debated starting Gen 5 when Willow aged up to a teen, but I didn’t want to throw of the groove I’ve had going since the second generation. And, I mean, who cares. A chapter is a chapter! Let’s get on with said chapter.Last time: The family celebrated Snowflake day together FOR THE LAST TIME because our sweet heir used her birthday cake to set her on fire. Afterwards, she grew up alone in the bathroom and Grim paid us another visit to take our dog Dixie.

Guess which death the family is more upset about.

Waylon: She was such a good dog.

You literally pet her twice.

Waylon: Sasha spoke to me twice.

Touche.

This beautiful stay dog walked up to our lot. Too bad our family is too incompetent to adopt him. We will have to admire from a distance.

Link: This day sucks.

Link: *Gargles water*

Link: EVEN THE SINK BETRAYS ME.

What is happening here?

Are you kidding. You couldn’t leave alone the snowman your sister built before her death.
Willow: Everything comes to an end.

Willow: Now let’s see how smart I am.
Spoiler, not that smart.



It’s good we have other things to distract us. I don’t think your boot is hooked correctly.
Waylon: HUH?!?

Poor Neurotic sim.

Willow: Have you ever been charged for murder? Nope.

Dog: I kinda hope her sister comes back from the dead and haunts her.

Willow: Do you think if I put my dog died that they will let me in?
Dog: She is never getting into University.

Eh, they let all types in. Trust me.
Willow: Hey guy, I bet you hate hairy monsters.

Dog: It’s confusing to talk to you.

Even though Willow is a TERRIBLE sibling, I mean, literally the WORST, Waylon still rolls a ton of wishes for her. Including this one.
Okay guys, I took the scenic picture. You can go home now.

Waylon: Dibs for posting it on instagram!

Willow: Dangit! Take another one! I need to keep up appearances.

Apparently we are just all over the place this chapter! What’s even happening here?
Oh yea, I remember. Zack’s dream is to become famous, and we all know the best way to be famous is to date someone else whose already famous.

Zack: *Tries not to look at her creepy face*

Zack: She’s trying to escape, and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to finish my LTW and get out of this place before another freak fire breaks out.
Understood. Shoot your shot, the door is locked.

Um, don’t JUDGE ME.

Yet another spoiler: woo hooing a famous sim does not make you more famous. FRICK.

And to think I almost sold this bed.

Dixie: You better not sell my shit, bitch.

Okay, go back to sleep now.

Link: How did you win? You look nothing like me. Don’t the reader’s want some of their handsome heir passed down?
Willow: They chose me because of my shining personality.

Too bad you’re a loser now.

WAIT!

*Tires screech/ old lady screams/ Lincoln pees his pants*

Willow: WHAT?

THERE’S A CUTE BOY ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

Alphonso: Did someone say cute? I’m just casually standing here at the park catching snowflakes.

Willow is just casually walking up behind him catching feels.

Alphonso: Hey, I know you from school. Your dad is a famous director and your brother hangs out with Peach, the creepy fairy woman.
Willow: That’s me!

Alphonso: Shouldn’t you be wearing a jacket?

Willow: My famous blood keeps me warm.

She then creepily followed him into the park began eating and she stared at him.
Willow: What about this is creepy?

Just the fact that you’re staring at his face like a serial killer.

Willow: *Grabs hot dog* I am definitely not a KILLER!

Alphonso: Oh, good to know.

Meanwhile, Waylon did super interesting things. Like brush his teeth.

Waylon: Maybe if Willow brushed her teeth more often she would have better luck with men.

Would that fix her psychopathic tendencies as well?

So I have to admit, Zack’s LTW is taking longer than I thought it would. I’m ready to kick him out. That’s why he’s at this empty bar to party it up alone.

Zack: Am I famous yet?
More shimmy, less talking.

Sarah might be the worst thief ever.
Sarah: Or maybe you should stop sending me to work sleep deprived.

I keep on forgetting work for you starts at bedtime! It confuses me.

Link: Picks up metal clothes hanger off the floor. Stern faced, “Could this be the murder weapon?”

Are you reading poor Waylon a script?

Waylon: SHH! This is the best part.

What is going on here?! Another woman?

Zack: Peach didn’t work out. Plus, Natasha is way hotter.

Hey! Glad you came in for a visit.

Sasha: Just taking a look at the shower that could have saved me from, you know, burning to death?

Oh, you’re still FIRED UP about that? Hah. Get it?

Sasha: The shower could never wash away my pain.

Enough of that, back to the fun stuff!

Like realizing the smartest person in the house is making a C at school! What the frick kid?

Waylon: School is just a way for the government to control us, man.

Don’t go all hippy on me or you won’t be my favorite anymore.

Speaking of school, after growing up to be a loser someone decided to take school more seriously. Willow rolled 2 long-term school related wishes.
Willow: Loser or not, I’m still hot.

But she still has to chase the bus down.

Willow: Stupid bus driver. He will know fear if he crosses me again.

Waylon: Now that I am heir, no more cake for the rest of eternity!
Heir huh?

Waylon: Hey! You’re listening? If only the readers were smarter, than you would have a GENIUS in the family line again.

I tried to get you guys to be smart. Your founder was a genius. And then 2 idiots in a roll got voted in. And you sister might not be an idiot, but she has other issues.
And this adorable kid is Waylon’s friend.

They fit together perfectly.

Girl I Don’t Remember the Name of: So your family wrote you out of the will too?

Waylon: Something like that.

ZACK WTF! I just got a pop up that Zack’s had a BABY? With Peach??? If I had them risky woohoo, I had totally forgotten. Looks like Gen 5 started earlier than I thought.

Hey dummy, this is the second time I’ve caught you route failing to go to school. What makes you think the park is school?

Willow: The park is now the school.

What?

Willow: You are getting very sleepy.

Since Zack had a wedlock baby, I decided sending him to see it wasn’t too bad of an idea. Not trying to be harsh, but it’s probably going to look like a total weirdo. I’m just guessing because of her other kid’s face.

Boy: My eyes are in continual pain. Help me.

So I ignored him, of course.

Zack: Whose this guy?

Good question. I don’t know. I think it’s Peach’s ex husband? This is Dirk’s nephew. Not sure why they broke up- wait yes I am she got pregnant with another man’s baby. Anyways, even though they are divorced now, her last name was still Dreamer. Which awkwardly makes Zack’s child a Dreamer.

Speak of the devil, this is Maximus. This is the first and last time we see him *spoiler*.

Zack: I can’t tell if your eyes are just THAT large or if you’re nervous to see me.
What’s with the weird dogs in the back?

Zack: You didn’t know? She acquired her fame and fortune from dog breeding!

So then I gave Peach this makeover since, they’re going to get married now, right?
WRONG. Peach SUCKS. Zack tried so hard to make her like him and she ain’t into it.Waylon: While you’re worrying over my brother’s baby momma, I’ll just be over here getting old alone.Well, at least you grew up well. Waylon rolled Party Animal.. which… you’ve never been to a party in your life.Waylon: Excuse you. I had a birthday party when I was a toddler.

*6 figures I was only 4*This fashionista showed up to her date in winter clothes when it was 70 degrees outside.

Willow: Sacrifices must be made for beauty.Look who we have here! And smiling.IT’S A TRAAAAP!

Sylvia: Shut up loser.Link: YAY MY LONG-LOST SISTER.

Sylvia: Not lost enough.

Willow: I don’t know them.Willow: One with the ball.

Alphonso: Interesting.Willow: *Turns into goblin*Alphonso: BOO! You suck!

Willow: Okay smart ass. Let’s see you do better.Link is still an idiot, and in his desire to high five his sister, accidentally smacks her in the face.

Link: Oh shit.Link: My hands have betrayed me.

Sylvia: This is why I don’t come to visit.Zack: Bye now personal driver!

Sylvia: Where’s the other one?

Link: Yea, about that…I’m loling so hard right now. It took Willow forever to learn to drive. It took Waylon… 5 hours?

Sarah: Surprise! I’m a better teacher than Lincoln!Waylon: No one is surprised.What is this?

Willow: A cute couple having fun at the bowling alley?

No, not that.THIS! What poor soul dropped their snow cone on the ground, never to be seen again??Excuse you sir, we are trying to have a date over here!Luckily their undeterred. I suppose after watching your twin sister burn to death, you’re a little stone hearted.No, I am not making Zack love Natasha because she is a level 5 celebrity. They just like each other that much.Zack: I’m a little tired, I guess we should head home.

Natasha: I think I’m about to pass out here on the cold stone floor.

NO! No going home until you’ve completed you lifetime wish!!Waylon: Won’t you look at that. Ignored again.

When you have an LTW, you’ll understand.Unsurprisingly, the rest of the family is rotting away.

Link: The master isn’t controlling me? I guess I’ll do nothing.

Willow: I’m starving! Someone tell me to eat! And no, that is not my pee puddle!Okay Zack, hurry this up before someone else dies.Zack: Will you marry me so I will be famous?Natasha: I guess so!And so it was. And guess who STILL ISN’T A LEVEL 5 CELEBRITY.Yea, you guessed correctly. Have fun sleeping in your bachelor pad, asshole. Now I’m stuck with an extra sim that I did not want.And guess what neighborhood dumbass got lost going to school again?

Willow: I’m not lost, I’m just taking a jog in the rain is all!

If you guys couldn’t tell, I am very pissed about Zackary taking so friggen long to complete his LTW. I chose it thinking it would be easy. And this dick is making it SO difficult. Literally every forum says if you marry a super famous sim, you will be super famous. Of course it wouldn’t work in my game.

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! See ya next time!