4.20 Some Wishes Really Do Come True

Hey guys! New chapter. Yea, I know. I’m on a roll.

Last chapter, I lost a ton of CC, Waylon aged up, and the family was generally frustrating.Willow: What do you mean I can’t have the same LTW as my dad?

I mean exactly that. You have to pick something different.Willow: This is bologna.

Dixie: She’ll get over it. Probably.Zack: Do they let you go to work like that?

Link: Erm, yea. I’ve TOTALLY been at work all day.

Definitely hasn’t been spending his work days at stinky bars, drinking and watching hockey games.Willow: I picked something else. I want to be a mad scientist.

Okay copy cat. That’s your sister’s LTW. Be original for once.Dixie is getting old. She’s gonna join her first caretaker, Prisha, in the underworld. Or wherever dogs go.Speak of the devil.

Prisha: HAH! I got to keep my hair, losers.

Eli: Don’t look honey, I’m bald.

God forbid you lost your beautiful locks.Are you sure you’re old? Because you look 16 to me.

Sarah: I don’t age, thank you very much. Now leave me with my dragon.The dream team has been spotted once again.

Willow: Siblings who eat breakfast together stay together.That’s not how you do it. And somehow you made it glitch.It’s okay because you’re so stinking cute.Waylon: Cuz I’m FREEEEEEWaylon: FREE FALLIN’At least someone in the family isn’t a dummy. Actually, Waylon is the first Genius in the family since Jace. 3 generations of dummies later, and we finally got a smart one. And he didn’t get any votes in the poll. Go figure.Link: You know stupid runs in the family.

Funny because it really does.Willow: Is this a snowman building contest?

Zack: Yep and you weren’t invited.

Sasha: Go take your heiress-ness somewhere else.

Willow: Ya’ll just jealous.Sarah: Can we go home yet? It’s freezing out here.

NO. FAMILY TIME.Link: I’ll warm you up baby.

Gross!

It’s actually pretty cute.Another reason Willow is the most unoriginal heiress yet.

Willow: You can’t choose your favorite color.

But if you could, you would have chosen your big sisters.Willow: You better watch out, or I can’t promise something bad wont happen.Sasha: She’s right! Don’t make her angry!Sarah: Did you notice the sky get weird colored?

Dixie: It’s the zombie creator in the sky.Sarah: BLEH! Don’t lick me in the mouth.

Dixie: 😦Sarah: Awh, never mind. Cutie.❤Zombie: It’s so hard being a fashionable zombie.

Other Zombie: Not really.

Zombie: Point proven.Willow: No big birthday party for your first heiress?

No sorry, I can’t wait. I want to see your teenage face NOW. No time to waste.Willow: I wish for… Actually, I’m not going to tell you.Willow: Well I didn’t think it was really going to happen.

What have you done?

Sarah: LOOK AT MY LITTLE EVIL MASTERMIND! SHE SET FIRE TO HER BIRTHDAY CAKE! HOW CUTE!

Link: I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!Willow: If I don’t get cake soon I’m going to die!Okay Sarah, go ahead and put it out now.Sasha: This is where you fucked up.

I realized that too late.

Waylon: FIRE. SHOULDN’T WE BE MORE WORRIED?Sarah: Don’t worry family! I’ve got this!Sarah: I’ve never put out a fire before. Am I doing it right?Sarah: Shit.

Zack: Well, we’re all going to die.

Waylon: Nope, I’m outta here.

It was at this moment that I realized I had made the wrong decision by believing in Sarah.Sarah: I think we need a firetruck. And maybe a gurney. Stat. Listen, I have a graduation to go to!

Willow: HELLO, ANYONE CARE THAT THE HEIRESS IS ON FREAKING FIRE?

Shut up, this is all your fault.Yep. The twins are glitched out. They couldn’t get away from the fire because everyone had to change into their formal wear to go to graduation.

Sasha: I have accepted my demise.

Zack: Why am I wearing this hat?Sasha + Zack: YAY WE GRADUATED!

Link: We’re all going to die here.Sarah: STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Willow: AIM FOR THE BUTT! THE BUTT!Link: I’M TRAPPED! HURRY, CHEAT ME OUT OF THIS!

I can’t! I can’t cheat!Sasha: Oh, I see what’s going to happen here.

So once a sim catches on fire, they are allowed to walk through said fire. Because of this, Zack ran to the shower to put himself out. As you can see, Sasha got stuck behind Willow because she was blocking the door.Sasha: And mom ignores me, great.I guess Sarah loves her husband more than her kids. Who knew.

Sasha: CURSE YOU, WILLOW! FIRST YOU BEAT ME IN THE HEIR POLL AND NOW YOU FREAKING KILL ME! YOU SUCK!Willow: You won’t call me a copy cat anymore, will ya.

Oh my God you evil sack of shit.

Sarah: Hold on to your bow tie honey!Link: *girly high-pitched scream of death*Link: Oh, it’s magic!

Firefigher: I’m here to save the day! You’re welcome!Maid: I knew I shouldn’t have came in to work today.

Willow: Listen, I didn’t do it. I just WISHED for it.Grim: I wasn’t supposed to be here this early today!

Waylon: What’s that mean?Grim: You’ll see later.Grim: Come on, you pile of ashes. Don’t cry kid. At least you don’t have to pay for cremation.

Maid: Oh Jesus. That’s pretty morbid, even for the Grim Reaper.Firefighter: Sorry to interrupt, but you owe me money.

Sarah: You let me daughter die!

Willow: Not the one that matters!Sasha: This sucks!Sasha: I just graduated! Can I please stay around for a while longer?

Grim: Nah. Come on.Zack: All of this drama is getting to my bladder.Are you serious? ‘See the fiery ghost of Willow’? She’s your heiress!

Sarah: What can I say, I want to see the world burn.

Willow: MOM!

Sarah: Don’t chide me, you’re the one who wished to see your brother dead.Willow: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?

Waylon: So much for siblings that eat pancakes together stay together.Waylon: I tried to hold it.And then he peed again.

Maid: Seriously kid? Someone call the cops or something.That’s interesting decor.

So yea, that happened. I’m having flashbacks.At least it wasn’t Willow. For a second there, I was sure she was a goner.And then the cold-hearted killed had her birthday alone in the bathroom while her family cleaned the pee of themselves and her sister’s ashes off the kitchen floor.And she rolled…. Loser. Because she did complete shit at school.Willow: I can’t believe you let me grow up a loser.

I can’t believe you wished for your sister’s death.

That now makes our heiress a Evil, Excitable, Mooching, Loser. Highly fitting if you ask me.While all of this craziness was going on at the legacy house, Sylvia completed her LTW! She’s the first spare to finish an LTW out of the main house.

Anyone else find it a little creepy that Willow is sleeping with her sister’s prom portrait above her head?Dixie: The bad times aren’t over.

Oh. My. God. You have got to be kidding.Willow: Not my puppy!So the entire stinky, tired, and already miserably sad family rushed into Willow’s room to watch their beloved pet die.

Grim: Told you I was already booked to come here today. Now who the hell is ringing on the doorbell at this time of night?Hey dumbass, could you pick a worse time to show your stupid face?

Mascot Idiot: The university is really lacking funds. I was told to break the door down if I needed too.

I highly doubt Willow has plans to go to University. So you can bug off.Grim: Well Dixie, it’s time- will you turn your phone on silent?

Dixie: I hope he doesn’t think I’m going to let him stab me with that thing.Dixie: It smells disgusting in there.

Link: Like rotten flesh?

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Link: Just a guess.Grim: Get used to it. We’re going to be best friends.

Dixie: If you have a couch I can sleep in, and a bowl of food I can eat out of, I’m all in.

She’s not hard to please.Grim: Go fetch!Grim: No, damnit! The damn aliens are interfering again.

Alien: JOINNNN USSS!Dixie: They have milk bones! See ya fam!Waylon: That’s all, folks! See you next time at the Lemon’s Rickety Rodeo!

Unexpected? Yes. Major fail? Yes. What else could be expected from me, a terrible sims player and horrible overlord?

But at the end of the day, we didn’t lose the heiress. And that’s all that matters?…