4.19 The Long-Awaited Chapter

Hello friends! It has been a while, hasn’t it? I’m sorry about the hiatus, but when school started I was totally taken away from my PC. When I had enough time to game, I was playing… Ergh, Minecraft and League of Legends. Sorry Lemons! What matters most is that I’m back now!

In case you needed a refresher on what happened last time we left off (like I did), here it is!

Waylon grew into a toddler, the twins romantically failed and grew up as young adults, Willow grew into a child, and the adults of the house became elders! Whew, that was a lot of birthdays.

Now for the most important part…Willow: Excuse me, but I’m busy right now being getaway driver.

Getaway driver? Who taught you that?Willow: Mom, duh!

This little devil is our new heiress! The first of her kind, meaning the first girl to carry on the family line. If you forgot what her traits where, they’re Excitable, Evil, and Mooch.Sasha: Sooo, since we lost, what are we supposed to do now?

Zack: Sleep. Definitely sleep.Link: Now don’t get too ahead of yourself. Zackary, I hooked you up.

Sasha: Wtf is he talking about?Hooked up indeed. Lincoln decided to help his son complete his LTW. Step 1, make famous friends.

Cue Peach, neighborhood creep.

Zack: Wow! You’re so weird looking!Wait a second, you just said she was weird looking?

Zack: The fastest way to get to the top is to sleep with your boss.

Firstly, gross. Secondly, she’s not your boss.Zack: Ain’t that right baby?

Peach: *Heavy breathing*OH FU-

Sarah: Don’t say it.

If you’re gonna dye your hair, you should probably dye your brows to match.

Sarah: I told u not to say it.Sarah: Now the child must come with us.

I thought this was a comedy, not a Sci-Fi.Glad to see you cut off your pigtails.

Link: Pigtails are Sarah’s thing, and I don’t like matching. Now leave me alone so I can take a picture of my sleeping son and sell it on the internet.Reality check: we don’t make any money off of these.Sasha: What do you mean my CC is gone? What’s a CC?

Well well well. My game was crashing. I think it was because I merged too many files together, so I had to GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN. And of course, I lost some stuff in the process. Including some of Sasha’s outfit.Oh, that is way more important.

Link: Can I have the pigtails back?Sasha: I’m sorry the Overlord is too lazy to fix your outfit kiddo.

Waylon: I’m used to it.Sarah: Where you cuties going?

Sasha: Oh, no where. We’re just going to take a short trip out of town.

Sarah: Well have fun!

Willow: Should we do something?

She’s bluffing.Willow: I just want to fill the pool with red jello and pretend I’m swimming in the blood of my enemies. What’s so wrong with that?

Well for starters, it’s the middle of winter.

Willow: Being cold is for wimps.Sasha’s practicing being a mime.

Sasha: I’m stuck in a box with an invisible chair.Sasha: HEY. What the hell are you doing over there? Stop interrupting my screen time by pissing in the floor.

Zack: I’m just going to cry myself to non-existance now.Oops. Looks like Waylon is being ignored again.

Waylon: WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE.Hello long distance family member who spends her spare time doing Sim Fu in heels at 4 in the morning.Sarah: Soon enough I will destroy the world with the toxins I have stored from Waylon’s diapers.

Maya: Yea, what she said.‘Tis the season to be spooky, so we have sPoOkY plates. They looked like they’ve been copy-pasted for a Tell Tale game.

Willow: Dad, are you serious? Blocking the fridge?

Link: I’m making breakfast, be patient!

Willow: I have to leave in 5 minutes!

Well, there’s only one thing left to do.Willow: Do you think this is funny?

Honestly? Yes. Don’t look at me like that! A lemon a day keeps the, uh, bobcats away?

Willow: Because bobcats are running rampant in the town of Legacy Island.Sasha: She shouldn’t complain, I didn’t get anything for breakfast.

An empty stomach keeps your brain a runnin’!

Sasha: Shut up.Zack: PROTEST!

I guess putting your little brother inside of the freezer is some sort of protest.Waylon: Great, now I have frostbite.

And dad doesn’t even blink an eye.Zack: Duh? What am I doing?Zack: Waylon! You didn’t tell me it was your birthday!

Don’t let that smile fool you, Sarah didn’t know it was his birthday either.Waylon: Cake? I’ve never had real food before.

He lives off of applesauce.Waylon: I wish for freedom!

Sarah: You gotta shoot lower than that kid. Wish that you’ll keep your eyebrows forever.Link: Sorry fam, wish I could stick around longer but I gotta blast.

You’ve already completed your LTW. Why can’t you stick around for your youngest son’s birthday?

Link: Can I just say it’s boring or is that too harsh?Waylon: This is a real smile, I swear.

Waylon rolled Good Sense of Humor, which he is going to need growing up in this household.

Waylon: Especially since you gave me glasses because I’m smart. Stereotypical much?Meanwhile, our sweet little heiress was taking a field trip to the mausoleum. Why are you hiding in the bushes?

Willow: I’m just gonna see if I can scare my teacher into changing my grade for a D to an A.

If it works let me know, because I need to do that. LOL.Waylon: It’s my birthday and no one cares.Waylon: Except for you, Dixie.

Dixie: Are we going on a walk or what?

Waylon: *sigh*Zack: Is this awkward?

She might be a total weirdo, but no one appreciates it when you follow them into the bathroom.Peach: I think I’m going to go.

Zack: I just wanted to heal you with my fancy healing machine!Zack: So how am I supposed to get famous if that loser leaves at the slightest bit of an awkward encounter?Sarah: Don’t worry, you’re NEVER going to be famous.

Mom deals the real.Willow: “Faeries That Hate Me: A List of All the Faeries on Legacy Island.”

I don’t think your brother is helping you out, either.Waylon: Is putting the snowman directly in front of the gate such a good idea?

Willow: Considering when I take over the job as heiress I’m going to cover the entire yard in a snowman army, yes.Willow: I hope I get a CD for Christmas.

Waylon: What is this, 2007?Willow: If you don’t shut up I’m going to name this snowman Waylon and kick him in the-

Waylon: I get the picture.Maybe you two shouldn’t hang out.Willow: Are you kidding? We’re best friends!

Waylon: This is definitely a step up considering I didn’t know you yesterday.Awh, just like old times. Except you guys are old now.

Sarah: You’ve always got to ruin it, don’t you?

At least your eyebrows are back.I guess being old wasn’t a joke. Doesn’t look like Lincoln’s body is made for dancing anymore.What happened to your hair?

Zack: You tell me! It disappeared!Zack: Am I still cute?

Obviously you’re still cute.

So as you guys can see, I lost some more CC. But, I think I’m finished merging so hopefully I won’t lose anything else. I’m really sorry for being MIA these past few months! School’s got my butt kicked.

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Hopefully you will hear from the Lemons again soon!