4.15 A Good, Old-Fashioned, Egging

Well guys, we are almost to the end of Generation 4! There are only a few more chapters to go before the heir poll! Wait… we are almost to the end of the Generation if one of the twins are chosen for heirdom. If it’s the unborn child… we still have quite a few chapters left in this generation.

Also, I changed a few things around on the blog. There’s a new tab in the menu called ‘Timeline’. This is where you can check out the most recent posts! The Downloads page has also been updated to include all of Gen 1 and 2. 3 and 4 are coming soon, so stay tuned!

ANYWAYS, lets have a recap! Last chapter, I stalked the poor, unsuspecting townies, Zack and Sasha chose their LTW’s, Sarah is pregnant, and the twins grew up.

This is Sasha’s bedroom. YES it’s almost exactly the same as it was when Sylvia was here, don’t @ me.

And this is Zack’s room, which is undeniably cooler.

I don’t feel too bad. Sasha undeniably gets more face time this chapter.

Dixie: Excuse me, creepy furry man. Please remove yourself from my homestead so I can sleep.

University dw33b: La de da! I smell young teens!

Sarah: Enough front porch people watching! I’m in labor take care of me!

Oh of course.

*Ding dong*

Papp: Are you serious?? You’re just going to tempt us with that pool in the back yard and then lock the door so we can’t get in? What kind of evil overlord are you?

Sarah: I can’t wait to pop this baby out so I can kill you.

Don’t drop the baby in the toilet!

Sarah: I hate you.

Sarah: Where is my loving family.

Asleep. They are all asleep.

Sarah: Maybe this one will love me.

This is Willow Lemons! Her traits are Excitable and Evil. Well, if this one doesn’t love you, none of them will.

Sarah: Awh, look! She’s already mastered the evil, lifeless stare. What an adorable demon!

Willow: HEEEEH

Hey! Your little sibling was born last night. Are you going to go greet her before school?

Sasha: School? I’m not going.

Witch: This little shit is really going to make her father proud.

Sasha: Screw off you old hag.

Already making friends with the local gnomes, I see.

Zack: Hey sis! You ready for our first day of high school?

Sasha: Yea, I’m not going.

Zack: Huh.

Zack: Well see ya later then!

Wait! Be a good influence!

So instead of being a normal kid, Sasha gets a taste of her new found freedom.

Sasha: I’m not trying to be “that millennial” but potted plants are so 2012. Why we gotta keep the plants all locked up like that?

You were born last month, I don’t think that qualifies as millennial.

Skipping school to… fish. Are you an old man or an angst filled teenage girl?

Sasha: Let’s be honest, school is pointless. Skipping to skill is going to get me way farther in life.

Just more proof that sims and real life aren’t all that different.

Sarah had a opportunity for work for reaching level 5 in the martial arts skill. She went to the neighborhood dojo where she happened to walk into the elderly class.

Sarah: Excuse me oldies. Let me show you how it’s done.

Shouldn’t you change out of your overalls first?

Sarah: Uh, no?

Old Lady: VROOM VROOM HELICOPTER!

Sarah: Oh man. I am going to beat the crap out of this wooden man.

The face of pure evil.

Sasha: Help me. I’m lost.

Sasha: Hey big bro, I got you this super cool gift.

Zack: The book you wrote when you were 10. Awesome!

Sasha: So, since you went to your first day of high school, did you figure out which way you swing?

Zack: I didn’t sign up for the baseball team.

Sasha: No I mean… like, do you like girls?

Zack: Uh, yea I guess.

Sasha: Yea. I like boys.

Papp: Well this was a super awkward exchange. I’m glad I caught it all on tape!

Sorry guys, but I needed to know! Both the kiddos are straight.

Sasha: Beetles suck.

Dixie: Yea, so do flies.

Dixie: Just bugs in general, really.

OMG! It’s cutie patootie, Alanna Middleton.

Alanna: Hello, I am here just to show off how adorable I am.

Alanna: Just kidding! I’m here to jam out. Zack is so awesome!

They were meant to be.

This is Alanna’s dad. Nice haircut, loser.

Sasha: So prom is next week, are you going to buy me a dress?

Dixie: BLERGHEREB!

Dixie: Just kidding I’m fine!

Papp: Link Lemons, animal abuser?

Link: Wtf?

Link: Please don’t sneeze on me.

Alanna: Zack’s dad is so cool!

Sasha: I’m not sneezing I’m crying why didn’t I get a car for my birthday wahhh!

Alanna: Well don’t cry like a baby about it.

Link: Don’t play games with me. I know you skipped school today missy!

Papp: Oh this is good.

Sasha: You’re going to yell at your poor daughter after she just stopped crying?

Link: It was your first day of school! Why couldn’t you skip your second day of school?

Papp: “Lincoln Lemons, animal AND child abuser!!!???” This is going to make me so much money.

Link: I am so disappointed in you. And YOU can you just LEAVE?

Papp: Don’t blame me for your bad parenting!

Link: You’re going to take your bum home and tell your mother what you did!

Sasha: AH! Uh….

Sasha: So she did what any grounded kid would do. She lied about going home and instead went to egg her father’s ex girlfriends house.

Sasha: That’s right! Take that Betty! You big fat loser! I bet that you regret not dating my dad now!

Shouldn’t you be glad that your dad didn’t end up with another woman?

Sasha: Shut up, I’m trying to be rebellious here.

Sasha: Who the heck are you?

Guy: I’m Betty’s son. We go to school together. I’ve already called the cops.

Sasha: *Tries to hit him in the face with an egg and misses*

Sasha: Uh oh.

Guy: Are you kidding? Just LEAVE!

Guy: Actually, don’t! I want to see you get arrested!

Sasha: Maybe it’s time to leave.

RUN!

Cab Driver: Oh hell no. I’m not getting involved in this drama! *Drives off*

Sasha: Awkward.

Sasha: Why couldn’t they send aunt Sylvia?

Would that be better? I’m honestly not sure.

Sasha: Don’t mind me, I’m just going to sleep in the backyard tonight.

Sarah: Urghh, I have to peeee!

Then pee!

Sarah: I can’t. Must scold my misbehaving daughter.

Sasha: Hey mom!

Link: *Evil eye*

Sasha: I’m doomed.

Sarah: I should have never had kids.

Sasha: Mom did you just pee?

Sarah: If I didn’t have to rush down here to scold YOU, then I would have had plenty of time to get to the bathroom!

Sasha: She is going to kill me.

Link: *GASP* You made your mom pee herself? SENTENCED TO DEATH!

Sarah: What has gotten into you? Skipping school, pulling pranks on your father’s past lover? Are you crazy?

Sasha: I thought you would understand mom! You’re EVIL!

Sarah: You think I got this awesome job being evil and stealing stuff by skipping school and getting arrested? No you dummy! I went to school and got my degree so I would be GOOD at being evil! And I’ve never been caught doing my evil deeds!

Sarah: I’ve spent my whole day changing diapers just to come downstairs and have to pee myself. You better clean this house spotless or don’t even think of leaving!

Zack: So… What did I miss?

Sasha: Well, the dishwashers broken. And I’m going to eat this whole piece of cake to let out my frustration.

Zack: I’m not going to say you’re lying… but I think you’re leaving some things out of this story.

Urgh. Zack is…. HOT!

Sarah: Did you break the dishwasher while you were acting out today?

Sasha: *Sighs*

Sarah: I guess I over reacted a little bit honey. And you did clean the entire house.

Sasha: Are you serious?

Sarah: I’m gonna let you off the hook. But maybe you should try and space out your brave and rebellious acts next time.

Sasha: Thanks mom! I will! From now on, no more egging the neighbors!

Sarah: Great.

I didn’t tell Sarah to let Sasha off the hook. And right after this she rolled a wish for another baby.

Sarah: This is a big scheme! Now, Sasha can’t be mad at me when I get pregnant! MUAHAHAHA!

 

Link: I’m not judging your choice of decor, but don’t you think this room is a little too cheerful for an evil baby?

Willow: Goo?

Stop being so cliche. Her favorite color is yellow!

Sasha: Urgh, what is that cat doing?

Uh, being a cat? What do you have against cats?

Sasha: Nothing.

WEIRDO!

Cat: *HISS*

Zack: Listen, I’m just over here minding my own business.

Guy: I am so BUFF! Gawd I’m hot. Ladies are going to line up to ask me to prom!

Cat: I am totally judging you right now.

So, they’re are some really cute kids running around town. The twins definitely have options. Of course, I didn’t write down any of their names… Oops?

I mean, they really did have options. So many cuties around here.

Sasha: So you’re going to come over?

Who is she calling?

Zack: Dunno, some dweeb.

Sarah: don’t call your sister’s potential prospects dweebs, Zack. Lest she do the same to you.

Sasha: He’s not coming anyways.

Dixie: You were saying?

EW! Isn’t that your old babysitter? YEA, IT IS. That’s the guy your dad fired when you were TODDLERS. GROSS. GET OUTTA HERE!

Babysitter: What? It’s totally legal now!

Zack: You can never talk crap about me again.

Sarah: Focus on the road, would ya?

Now I realize this chapter has been all about Sasha, but I mean… she was being interesting while Zack was being a goodie two shoes, so can you blame me?

Sasha: Hey, you didn’t mention the fact that Zack flirted with our cousin at school the other day.

Oh yea. That was super awkward. I guess Dionne (Percy’s youngest daughter) doesn’t count as a cousin… So I had to break that off. There are other fish in the sea for Zack. That he isn’t related to.

And we will end this chapter on yet another trophy that Link received! I’m sorry for chapter’s being so sparatic. I have been struggling with writing (which is my own fault because I procrastinated and it is so much harder to write a chapter weeks after you have played through it in game). But I’m hoping to have the heir poll up by next week!

So.. yea. Shooting for next week… It might happen. Anyways! See you guys