4.11 Surprise Introductions

Hey guys! Welcome back to a new chapter of the Lemons. This Generation is going to be the longest one yet! We are already on chapter 11 and Lincoln is only half way through his young adult stage.

RECAP: Link and Sarah got married.

After Eli didn’t come home for 2 days, Niall finally accepted his death.

Niall: FATHERRRR!

Prisha: I was sleeping over here.

Sarah: Your father’s loud mourning really gets me going.

Link: Oh really?

COME ON BABIES! I am so ready for Gen 5.

What’s this? You’re working out? My couch potato?

Link: I have to be fit to be famous and I have to be famous to be a director.

This is the new study! Eli’s invention’s are still hanging out on the wall.

The kids’ degrees are also in this room.

Sarah: Just to let you know, I have been playing chess on the computer since I was 12. And I am a champion.

Niall: Since you’re in politics now, can you make my birthday national Niall is Awesome Day?

Sarah: When was your birthday?

Niall: Uhhh…. Overlord?

I don’t know. You were born in eternal summer!

Niall: Let’s just make up a day. The first day of summer. National Niall is Awesome Day.

Sarah: Sure thing.

Prisha: Coke on the rocks please.

Bartender: Uh, okay?

Niall: Best date ever.

Prisha: We have to get one of these for the house.

Everyone in the house rolled wants for a hot tub. Sarah and Lincoln weren’t even there.

No babies yet.

Still no babies.

Sarah: I didn’t think I would ever say that I am tired of woohooing. But I’m tired of woohooing.

What? You don’t want babies?

Sarah: We have never rolled wants for babies, but you don’t seem to care.

My sims NEVER roll wants for babies. Seriously, I have no idea what’s wrong with them.

I felt pretty bad for Sarah so she was the first one to enjoy the hot tub.

Link is on a roll! He just reached level 10 writing AND got level 3 celebrity status.

Link: So dad, you still talking crap about me spending all of our family savings on this awesome house?

Niall: I guess you did alright son.

Niall: Honey…

Prisha: I’m busy over here, we can make out when I’m done.

Link: Gross mom.

Niall:  I think this is serious.

Prisha: I’m almost done, I’m sure it can wait. Get back into the hot tub.

Link: Dad?

Niall: Oh no.

😦

Prisha: We didn’t even get to kiss one last time.

Niall: You better tell Sarah I’m serious about Niall is Awesome Day.

Prisha: We know how serious you are.

Link: First grandpa, now dad too?

That’s usually how it goes.

Grim: NIALL LEMONS! Your father evaded me for too long! I have came to reap your soul as soon as possible.

Niall: Great, THANKS DAD!

Grim: Er hrm, can you please make your wife move?

Niall: Good luck asshole.

Grim: Where is he going? Your grave is over here. Helloooo?

Prisha: Just give him a second, he will figure it out.

Niall: Over here?

Grim: No, behind you.

Niall: Over there?

Grim: *sighs* NO.

Niall: Found it!

Grim: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There is something terribly wrong with this family.

I think I’m going to manually add Isaac and Nicoletta’s urns back into the save. I deleted them believing it would make my game run smoother, but the real problem was all of my package files. Now that I’ve merged them, the game runs amazingly.

Also, Niall was very loved. Both Prisha and Link rolled wishes to resurrect him.

Sarah: Awh, I’m married!

Your father-in-law just passed away and you’re staring at your wedding ring?

Sarah: Do you expect me to cry?

Sarah: Yay! Death!

-_-

Sarah: I mean, yay! New table!

No one is convinced.

Everyone in the house was in a terrible mood, so I went about fulfilling some wishes to get everyone into the green. Prisha had a wish to use her sim finder to meet someone new, so here is her new friend.

Sarah: We have literally did it FIVE TIMES! If I’m not pregnant, I’m not going to be.

Link: We are being forced against our will.

You’re in a LEGACY! You must reproduce.

Prisha: You’re from Egypt? Awesome. My husband just died.

This is how you make friends.

Link: Hey Sylvia. No I’m not hiding from Sarah. I somehow got my arm stuck in the shower, will you come help me? Yes, the shower.

Sarah: You’re making me go into this haunted house to distract me from my anger.

Maybe?

They can’t hang out at the park in the rain!

Prisha: It’s dreary outside. Just like my heart.

Not for long!

Sarah: Death and distruction! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

You are so messed up.

Link: Let’s just focus on enjoying the time we have. You’re the best mom ever. Let’s have fun.

Well you seemed very put together when you spoke to your mom.

Link: *sobs* IT’S ALL A FACADE!

I am FORCING you all to have fun! Who knows how much longer your mom has. I’m not letting her spend her last days crying.

…. wait a second. Angela is dating DUSTIN Broke, not BEAU! I invited Angela and Beau to Sylvia’s wedding! I’m crazy, I thought they were dating! I guess Beau isn’t cheating on anyone after all. Betty is just pregnant out of wedlock.

That is not the outerwear I gave you.

Prisha: This is my widow jacket.

Prisha: I’m pissed.

Link: Why?

Prisha: She took away my fabulous widow jacket.

Prisha: Now I’m going to freeze to death.

Link: I might actually freeze to death. Where’s my jacket?

Why didn’t you put it on?

Link: I’m going to get frostbite!

Smash your face into that pie, it will warm you up.

Prisha: Niall would love this.

I mean, I guess?

Link: Oh no.

What?

Link: I won and she’s sensitive.

Prisha: I’m not sensitive, you’re sensitive.

Lets not point fingers here.

Maybe I’m forcing too much fun.

Link: DAAAD! I MISS YOU SO MUCHHH!

Oh damnit.

Lincoln WHY!

That night, Niall showed up and… bought one of his dad’s inventions?

Niall: What? There’s not much to do in the afterlife.

Do rocking chairs not exist in the afterlife either? It seems that’s all you ghosts want to do.

Sarah: You finally got what you wanted.

When did I say I wanted you to be cross eyed?

Sarah: Not that, I’m pregnant.

FINALLY!!!

Prisha tried to visit Sylvia, but no one was home.

Sarah: I have something to tell you.

Link: Please don’t hit me.

Sarah: What? I’m just going to ignore that.

Sarah: I’m…

Prisha: I sense good news.

Sarah: Pregnant!

Link: MOM IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY!

That’s what she wants to hear.

Link: Good job babe, I’m proud of you.

Sarah: Thanks?

Prisha: How does she deal with him.

Prisha has a want to have five grandchildren. So far, she has one. We will see.

Prisha: Hello little one! Your grandpa would have loved you so much!

I knew she would be an adorable pregnant sim.

Sarah: You knew I didn’t want to miss work, and yet here we are.

Sorry, I can’t change anything. Pregnant women are by NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed to go to work.

Sarah: What’s this?

Prisha: A present.

Sarah: I can’t accept this.

PRISHA! Don’t smack her! As annoying as she is sometimes, she’s still you daughter-in-law.

Prisha: I wasn’t thinking of doing that at all, what do you mean?

*Two hours later*

Sarah: A gift?

Sarah: For me? Thank you so much!

In Sarah’s defense, they weren’t friends before.

The gift was a pregnancy book, which Sarah had a wish to read. Prisha’s a great grandma.

Link: What are you reading?

Sarah: A book about being pregnant. What are you reading?

Link: Comic strips.

I didn’t realize how much I missed the ghosts hanging around.

Where did you get that?

Sarah: Where do we get any of our clothes?

Hmm, good question.

Link: What a time to be alive! It’s so beautiful outside!

It’s raining!

Link: All the more reason!

This ADORABLE child is Nathaneal, Sylvia and Dirk’s first born.

Link: Cute baby sis. Where’s Dirk?

Sylvia: He’s stuck in the floor. I’ve tried everything to get him out of there.

Dirk: This is the last time I play at that damn glitchy arcade.

Prisha: I couldn’t be happier.

Sylvia: You’re pregnant? Awesome!

Sarah: The cashier told me this would give me a girl.

Supermarket cashiers have the best medical advice, fact.

I haven’t done this the entire legacy, but both Sarah and Link rolled a wish for a girl. And it isn’t against the rules.

Yay! You’re fixed!

Dirk: You have no idea how awkward it is to be stuck in the floor.

You’re right, I don’t.

Sarah: Dirk! I’m pregnant!

Dirk: Wow! Awesome!

Sarah: Anyways, you’re a doctor, right?

Dirk: Sure am.

Sarah: Can you tell me what the sex of my baby is?

Dirk: Using my super doctor x-ray skills, you’re having a boy.

Sarah: DAMNIT! That kid at the supermarket lied to me.

Prisha: Can we go home now?

When I wasn’t looking Sylvia managed to piss her mom off so much Prisha rolled a wish not to be her friend anymore. God she’s an asshole.

Prisha: You’re still not wearing any shoes?

Link: You think they’ll still let me in?

Prisha: With your wet, bare feet? Why not.

I just took this picture because Sarah is so cute pregnant.

Prisha: Since I’m the best mom ever, are you going to name one of your kids after me?

Link: Uh…. Yes?

Prisha: Great! I bought some stuff for the baby room!

Simple but cute. I was trying to use some of the old store stuff that doesn’t really see the light of day anymore.

Tammi! How I have missed you so.

Tammi: Is this my grandson?

Sure is.

Niall: Hi mom!

Tammi: Ew, GOD son. Get back into your urn. You smell ghastly.

You’re not fully rested, why are you getting up?

Link: Sarah is going into labor!

… What? Sarah’s still in potato mode.

Link: Oh God, oh God honey! Are you okay?!

Sarah: What?

Sarah: I mean, do I look that sickly?

Sarah: Ooooh, I feel it now. Is this labor, or starvation?

Link: MOOOM! MOM SARAH IS HAVING THE BABY!

Link: We need to go to the hospital!

What? No!

Sarah: What the hell do you mean ‘no’??

Prisha: LINCOLN, GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL!

Niall: Shit shit SHIT! I’m dead I shouldn’t have to deal with this shit!

Niall: I am outta here.

Sarah: Please take me to the hospital.

Link: Oh, hi dad!

Prisha: Link are you serious? Please take her to the hospital.

Sarah: It doesn’t matter now, I’ll just have him right here.

Link: Okay, well I’m going to go shower. Good luck!

Prisha: Well, it’s going to be a long few hours.

Sarah: You’re joking. You’re just going to sit there?

Prisha: What do you want me to do? Scream some more?

Sarah: No, I guess not.

Sarah: Here he comes!

Sarah: Hello Zackary!

Zackary Lemons, Absent-Minded and Good. Absent-Minded runs in the family, obviously.

Sarah: There’s something else.

Sarah: Dirk is a bad doctor.

Sasha Lemons, Perceptive and Easily-Impressed! Sarah and Link got what they wanted!

Since there is one more baby than I expected, I had to update the nursery. So much for using the untouched store furniture.

Sarah: Blood of my blood.

Prisha: Are we pretending to be GOT characters now?

Double teaming these children.

Link: *being adorable*

Sarah: *being terrifying* Someone please take this baby from me so I can eat.

So, this was unexpected. I’m mad at Dirk. Sure, there was a boy. But he decided not to mention the little girl peeking in beside of him?

Sarah: You know where you would be even cuter? On the floor.

Sarah: Sweet little Sasha…

Sarah: Now give me your candy baby!

Sarah: Muahahahahaha! I am so evil.

Awh, poor Sasha. Her mother is a bully.

You just gave birth to twins and you’re already working?

Sarah: I’ve spent too much time away from work already, I’m tired of sitting at home.

Link: By the way, I adopted a dog today.

Sarah: What??

Okay guys, so this is Dixie. I’m afraid of the house being too bare! This is the first time in the ENTIRE LEGACY SO FAR that there wont be a grandparent living in the legacy house! Prisha’s still alive for the time being, but let’s be honest, she wont be alive much longer.

Oh, weird eye balls. I’ve gotta install so replacements for those.

Awh, but she’s still so cute! Welcome home Dixie! She’s Lazy and Proud, and trust me, those traits are so obvious.

Link: Hello Dixie Chick! Do you hate water?

Dixie: What? No? I also love plants-

Link: Awh you cute girl! We will never take you near a pond! I can tell you’re scared!

Dixie: You remind me of a plant. Mindless.

Link: So cute! Come here, let me pet you.

Dixie: I don’t know you. Don’t touch me, you hooligan.

Dixie: Great, my new home is infested by rodents.

Maybe we should have gotten a cat to get rid of all of these squirrels.

You should probably turn off the power to work on it, don’t you think?

Prisha: Uh, no?

Alrighty.

I think Dixie likes her new home.

Prisha: Hi girl! I made you some food! Some Turkey and cheese yummy food!

Dixie: Did you say food?

They’re becoming fast friends.

Link: Did you make me come up here to feed Zack because you’re too busy playing with baby toys?

Sarah: Yea, so what? I fed him this morning.

Fair is fair.

Apparently Prisha’s tinkering made the stereo even more enjoyable. Dixie is the cutest dog ever. Look how sweet she is.

Prisha: I am the best grandma.

I don’t know what they would do without you. Seriously, I don’t know what they’re going to do. It’s been a while since I’ve had twins in the game. They are hard.

Link: She BIT me!

Dixie: He tried to PET ME!

Uh oh Link. Maybe you should get out of the house for a bit.

Link: Wow, you are super pregnant.

Sylvia: Why is your hand bleeding?

Link: Oh, ya know. My dog got mad at me for trying to show affection.

 

Girl: CRAPOLA! This game is a load of bologna!

I forgot to write this girl’s name down, but I think she’s somehow related to Betty Lopez (Link’s ex girlfriend). Anyways, she was just really cute.

Link: Now we know how competitive you get. Let’s try to stay calm… for the babies’ sake.

Sylvia: Oh shut up. I’m fine.

Sylvia: BOOYAH LOSER! BEAT YA AGAIN! Geez you suck!

Link: Urgh, I’m taking a break.

Sylvia: Don’t waste your money, you wont get anything.

Link: I so will! Watch me!

Hey! You actually did it!

Link: Heck yea I did! Look over here sis, in your face!

Sylvia: …

Link: Oh dangit.

Sylvia: HOSPITAL. NOW.

LOL! I think it’s hilarious that both of these cop cars are owned by a Lemon. One is Prisha’s old cruiser, and the other is Sylvia’s. She’s a level 6 cop now.

Link: Hey sis! Look! It’s a rainbow! It must be a sign that all will go well…

Sylvia: Great. Get in the cruiser now.

Here’s the 4th born of Gen 5! Marlon Dreamer! Perk up Sylvia, you just gave birth.

Sylvia: I am feeling very perky right now.

Link: I am the best brother ever. Undisputed.

Sylvia: Let’s go home now.

Link: Geeeeezus Sylvia.

Link: Oh hello cute nephew of mine!

Nathaneal: *Giggles*

Sylvia go take a nap or something. You’re hovering.

And we will end this chapter here! It took me WAY too long to write this chapter. Like, longer than a week. I’m happy for it to be done, to be honest.

I hope you all enjoyed, and I will talk to you all soon!