4.7 Grinding and Graduating

Hey guys! Welcome back to another chapter of the Lemons! I have been playing so much lately. It’s been great. You know those days when you’re having so much fun playing you have to quit the game and restart it because it feels like you’re testing your luck with a crash? Yea, that’s how it’s been going for me.

RECAP: Link finally fulfilled his wish of ice skating with his girlfriend, although it might not have been the same girlfriend he first wished to do it with, and Dirk had a very successful protest against Yetis, the Triangle party, and the Illuminati.

Sylvia: Your stance is all wrong.

Dirk: Shut up, I’m fine. Watch and learn.

Sylvia: Mhm, sure.

I think that guy is mad at you.

Sylvia: I’m tired of being a celebrity. All people do is make up rumors of you peeing in the floor.

Guy: BOO YOU SUCK! THAT FLOOR WAS PRIVATE PROPERTY!

Sylvia: Jesus.

…

Dirk: Okay, so I’m a little rusty.

Sarah: Come on Lincoln! I’ve had this wish locked in for ages!

Link: What song do you want to sing?

Sarah: I don’t care, choose anything. I’m ready for this shiz.

Link: *Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means*

Sarah:*And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed Just to get it all out what’s in my head, And I I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I Scream from the top of my lungs What’s going on*

Sarah and Link: *And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
I said hey, what’s going on?

And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
I said hey, what’s going on?*

He Man: I SAY HEY! WHAT’S GOING ON? … meanwhile…

You have got to be kidding me. The shock on Dirk’s face is the shock I feel inside.

Sylvia: I’m going to kill this guy.

Guy: SCEW YOU SYLVIA LEMONS! YOU SUCK AND I’M GOING TO TEA BAG YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Sylvia: Oh he better start running.

Dirk: I am so so scared.

And so he did. I mean he literally put his clothes on and ran outside into the snow as soon as Sylvia cued up to argue with him.

Sylvia: If I ever see that guy again, he is dead.

*Sarah and Link singing in the background*

Sylvia: And can you get them to SHUT UP!

I guess Sylvia wasn’t tired of getting yelled at in public by strangers, because this public woohoo will definitely catch some press.

Dirk: I match the curtain! Hurry, take a picture!

Sarah: GAWD you’re so hot!

Dirk: Excuse me, I’m trying to do the dishes over here.

Have you guys caught onto Dirk’s nervous/awkward face yet? I mean, he literally makes it EVERY TIME something weird happens.

Dirk: I freeze up in abnormal situations. Also, Lincoln is impaling me with his forearm.

You’re going to make a great doctor.

It’s 40 degrees outside and raining. Don’t you think you should play catch later?

Sarah: Uhhh, no??

I can’t remember if I told you guys Sarah’s traits or not. She is Evil, Childish, Workaholic, Excitable, Brave, and Lucky.

Her LTW is Jack of All Trades, which is perfect since after getting her Business degree she will automatically be level 4 in 3 careers.

Olaf and tinier Olaf?

Olaf, tinier Olaf, and two nerds?

Why don’t you guys do something productive?

Sylvia: What could be more productive than taking care of your body?

Since you’re a sim, many things are more productive than that.

Sylvia: Hey Paris! Over here! Come play with me!

Paris: Hey Dirk! How ya doing?

Dirk: Oh ya know, pretty good. I wish it wasn’t raining outside.

Sylvia: Dirk stop stealing my friend!

Sarah: Awh, your dog is so cute! I could just CRUSH it!

Paris: A little creepy, but yea. He’s very cute.

Sylvia: Why do I even try.

Dirk: No mom, I wont be home this week. Yes I’m still in college. No I didn’t run away to Mexico. I’m sorry I don’t call enough.

Hey science guy, you can’t fix the machine by morphing into it.

Dirk: I’m just getting a closer look.

You can really get a closer look when it electrocutes you and you turn into a ghost. Then you can haunt it and literally get inside of it.

Dirk: You’re a little morbid, don’t you think?

Sylvia finally talked someone into playing a sport with her!

Sarah: Well she’s not that good. She just hit the ball into the corner over there.

Sylvia: I’m just warming up.

Sarah: Does this mean we’re friends?

Sylvia: Uh…

While the girls were spending time together, Link and Dirk went to a concert together. Why are you not wearing a shirt out into the snow?

Dirk: I’m manly.

Sarah: I know you’re not good with friendships, but we’re going to be sisters one day. We should be friends.

Sylvia: *blank stare*

Sarah: Let’s do the school cheer!

Sylvia: What, no, I don’t like the cheer.

Sarah: I’ve seen you do it!

She couldn’t resist the school pride.

Sarah: See? Friends.

Sylvia: Maybe one day.

Why are you making that face?

Link: She looks so happy and…

Sylvia: Who looks so happy?

Link: *Whimpers*

Link: *Whispers* I broke it.

Sylvia’s side eye would scare me too.

Link: Why do you wanna dance?

Sarah: We have to practice for our wedding. I don’t want you stepping on my toes.

Link: Raw dance talent. I should have gone to ballerina school.

Sarah: What is ballerina school?

Link: I LOVE PARTIES!

There’s a party?

There’s a party! Everyone decided to hang out in the garage. This seems more high school than college.

Sylvia: You are going down babe.

Dirk: You are the most competitive person I have ever met.

Sylvia: It’s RIGGED!

LOL

And Dirk gets it his first time.

Dirk: It’s all in the wrist baby.

Sylvia: Let me drink away the shame in peace.

Sylvia: Just kidding, I still won.

Sylvia: You just got BA CHOWED!

Dirk: You are such a child.

Sylvia: How many times do you have to write on an invitation NO STREAKING before people listen????!!!!

Dirk: I am also offended!

Sarah: Lolz

Tiffany: Why does he get to streak and I don’t? 😦

Link: If they think it’s bad out there, they should come in here.

I’m glad they’re not.

Sarah: Do you remember the first time we watched the stars together?

Link: Yea, you tried to ruin my eyesight.

Sarah: You were so cute then, and you’re even cuter now.

What a romantic night.

Dirk: FRICK!

Dirk: I thought moving here meant not worrying about broken appliances all the time!

Link: How do you always win every game we play?

Sarah: I’m just lucky. Also, you’re pretty bad.

Link: What the heck!

There’s a cop car outside, and it’s not Prisha’s.

They’re probably here for Sarah.

They never came inside.

Link: It’s finished!

Graduate Gnome: Good job, but it wasn’t a best seller!

Link: *sighs* One day you’ll respect me.

Are you PREGNANT??

Dirk: *BLEUGH* MEN. CAN’T. GET. PREGNANT!!!! *BLEUGH*

Link: Sylvia, we’re not trying to be nosey or anything, but are you and Dirk expecting?

Sylvia: *chokes*

Sylvia: No, I am not pregnant. And you’re going to make the crappiest movies EVER.

Link: What? 😦 I just heard Dirk puking last night and I was worried about you guys.

Sarah: Do you think he will ever realize men can’t get pregnant?

Whatcha thinking about?

Sarah: Evil things. Like what?

Sarah: World domination, killing all puppies, you know. Evil stuff.

Sylvia: I didn’t realize you hated puppies.

Sarah: I don’t hate puppies, but murdering all of them would be particularly evil, don’t you think?

Sylvia: I hate the world too. Maybe we should team up for world domination.

Sarah: I like you, but there can only be one supreme leader.

Sylvia: Fair enough.

I’ve been watching AndrewArcade, which if you haven’t heard of him, he is GREAT! He has lets plays of all or almost all the sims 3 expansion packs. He was the first person I ever watched play the sims all the way back in 2010! He sadly no longer plays the sims 3. He’s moved onto the sims 4. And as much as I like him and his game play, the sims 4 is just ugly compared to the sims 3. I just can’t get over it, especially when I see screenshots like this.

P.S. AndrewArcade can be found on Youtube HERE and Twitch HERE. Go check him out if you’re ever bored!

We all know what this means! Exam day!

Sarah: Yayy, exam day.

Lincoln, what the hell. Go study.

Link: I’ve studied enough, I’m going to play GTA5 for a bit, okay?

*sighs*

What’s happening here?

Sylvia: Just putting off more fireworks beside of a school building. What’s up?

How did you do?

Sylvia: Perfect as always. Now stop talking to me, can’t you see I’m busy.

Can’t tell if that guy behind you is cautiously staring at the fireworks or your butt.

Sylvia: RUN! FIREWORKS! FIREEEEE!

Sylvia: Well that was the most anticlimactic thing I’ve ever experienced.

Sylvia: Oh my gosh Cade, what are you wearing?

It’s like she ALMOST had it, and then got confused.

Sylvia: This one is going to be CRAZY, I can feel it.

Sylvia: She’s going to step on it!

Sylvia: Is she going to get burnt? Am I going to prison?

I don’t think so.

LINCOLN WHAT THE HELL! Go to class, you are missing your final exam!

Link: It’s raining? I don’t want to pee in the rain.

What?

Link: Today isn’t my best day, okay? Don’t judge me.

You’re kidding me. You woke up 5 hours earlier than your class and never peed??

Link: Leave me to my shame.

Just go back to class.

Sylvia: HAHAHAHA LINK HAD TO PEE OUTSIDE? WHAT A LOSER!

Dirk: You are so weird.

Sylvia: I can feel you judgmentally staring at me.

Dirk: …

Sylvia: Stop it.

Sylvia: I learned something today and I’m going to insert it into your brain.

Dirk: Sure.

Sylvia: Put your hand on my face.

Dirk: What?

Sylvia: UH-HMMMMMMM!

Dirk: I am so confused-

Sylvia: DO YOU FEEL IT?

Dirk: No?

Sylvia: Perfect! I have gained all the knowledge I needed.

Dirk: Babe, seriously, are you doing drugs?

Sylvia: I stopped using steroids years ago!

Oh my gosh.

Dirk: Jesus Lincoln, what happened to you?

Link: I’d rather not talk about it.

Sarah: I know it’s weird that I followed you into the bathroom, but I really want to talk to you.

Sylvia: Did it occur to you that I went into the bathroom to get away from you?

Sarah: Nope.

Link: Why did you tell me to come in here if you’re just going to use your phone the whole time?

Oh, real life.

Link: Does this look blurry to you? Am I supposed to be able to read this?

Link: Wait! I know what it says!

Link: All A’s! YAY! WE ARE DONE WITH SCHOOL!

Link: I’m going to frame this. Your report card?

Link: I want to remember my graduation!

That’s what you DIPLOMA is for.

Link: What’s a diploma?

Sylvia: BUH BAM!

Sylvia: I had to get one last win before we graduate. You know your brother doesn’t even know what a diploma is?

Sylvia: And you’re surprised by this?

Sylvia: Smells like success.

Where are your graduation robes?

Sylvia: I forgot them. They let me walk the stage like this.

Athletes get all of the perks.

Sarah: HUZZA! I AM FINALLY FREE OF THIS PRISON!

Sarah: Thank you, thank you!

Sarah: World domination, here I come!

Dirk: I’ll finally be the doctor my father always wanted me to be!

Link: How am I supposed to hang it up like this?

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PICTURE TIME!

And then they piled into the cop car and rode into the sunset….

Wow guys, that was a long chapter! I hope you enjoyed it! I wanted them to finish up University in this chapter. I can’t believe we are 7 chapters in already! And to think Link hasn’t even aged past his second young adult day! When we come back, the Lemons will finally be home and a wedding will be in the works! Whose wedding? Wait to find out.