4.6 Down with the Yetis

Hello friends and welcome back to a new chapter! Last time the kiddo’s went home after finishing up their first two semesters of University, I showed off the new Generation 4 house, Sarah moved in, the kids went back to school and tried to set their brand new house on fire! Yay!

Dirk: LINCOLN! SCOOT BACK I LITERALLY CAN’T TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE STANDING THIS CLOSE!

Link: You’re saying things but honestly, I wasn’t listening. Try again?

Dirk: Jesus.

Link: I’m just really craving a chunky nougat right now.

Dirk: You’re kidding. That candy bar made you puke.

Link: Maybe I’m pregnant.

I sure hope not.

Dirk: You can’t be serious about that. Guys can’t get pregnant Link.

Link: Yes they can. Do you even realize what kind of world we live in?

Don’t do it, Dirk. Don’t bully the unsuspecting, special kid.

Dirk: Think fast!

Link: Huh-

Great. Now he’s chopped some of his abdomen off in the wall. Thanks Dirk.

Link: Is this a pigeon?

Dirk: Okay, I’m impressed. How did you catch that? You’re the slowest, most un-athletic person I’ve ever met.

Link: Well think again sir! I am now the fastest, most athletic person you’ve ever met!

Dirk: That’s funny Link.

Sylvia: Let me guess, it hit him splat in the face and everyone laughed.

Dirk: *on the phone* No! He caught it! It was magical!

Sylvia: Don’t joke about that Dirk.

Dirk: *on the phone* I’m not joking! And now he is the self-proclaimed “Fastest, most athletic person I’ve ever met”

Sylvia: Just hearing you say that pisses me off. Even more than this guy staring at my ass.

Sarah: So what are we doing here at this frozen pond? Fulfilling a long lost wish of Lincoln’s.

I thought you would seem happier about this! You remember Betty, your first love? Your mean high school girlfriend?

Link: This takes a lot of effort and you’re upsetting me right now.

Link: Ah! See, you made me accidentally hit myself in the face!

I present to you, the fastest and most athletic person you have ever met!

Link: SHE MUST BE FREEZING!

But she’s happy, and that’s all that matters.

Those cheekbones. What a hottie.

Link: Thanks 🙂

Link: Let’s do really romantic spins. Like in the movies.

Sarah: *Sighs* I haven’t fell once, just to let you know.

Sarah: You smell pretty bad.

Link: The cold air helps contain the stench.

That’s science.

Sarah: Mmm, nope. I’ll just breathe out of my mouth.

Link: Me too!

Sarah: So whose Betty?

Link: Just my ex girlfriend who stood me up for prom and ignored me every chance she got until I finally broke up with her.

Sarah: That’s tragic.

Link: No, you’re way cooler than her.

❤ ❤

Sylvia: Yep, I’m still here. And guess what?

What?

Sylvia: No skill bar.

Link: STOP BEING SUCH AN OVERACHIEVER!

Dirk: Why are they all staring at me?

Link: I’m going to pound your face!

Woa woa woa.

Link: With snow!

Sarah: URHG! That wasn’t my face!

Sarah: I’m really gonna pound your face later tonight.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about abuse or intercourse.

Sarah: And you’ll never know.

Look at you being a housewife!

Sylvia: I’m just making dinner.

That’s a nice place to set up camp.

There’s nothing written down.

Sarah: I haven’t gotten that far yet.

Link: This is the time. I finally mastered the trick shot and I am ready to perform it.

You have an audience.

Link: Be ready to bask in my glory.

Your eye is looking a little wanky.

Link: This is my focus face!

Link: Shit. Well, at least it still fulfilled your wish?

Dirk: Okay guys, so everyone come to my protest tonight. It’s calling for Yeti reform. We sims are tired of them always eating our children and stealing our spotlight!

Dirk: This is my JFK pose. Nailed it.

Dirk: So remember to vote for circle party! The Illuminati wants to take over the world, and they’re all yetis!

Purple Haired Girl: That’s just fake news.

Dirk: No one asked you crazy hair lady!

Girl: I thought it was against yetis?

Dirk: Yes?

Girl: The why is your poster of a gnome?

Dirk: Gnomes are the official face of the circle party!

Girl: Oh, okay.

I feel like this is bologna.

Dirk: Thanks for showing up guys! This is really important! Down with the Yetis!

*Crickets*

Dirk: I said DOWN WITH THE YETIS!

Girl: I always knew carrying around this anti yeti poster would come in handy some day.

Girl: DOWN WITH THE YETIS! THE ILLUMINATI IS TRYING TO CONTROL YOUR MIND!

Shouldn’t you go over there and support your boyfriend?

Sylvia: I don’t identify with any political party.

Red Head: AND WE SING

*Down with the Yetis!

Down with their spaghetti!

I don’t wanna be controlled by the iii-luminati!*

Red Head: YEA YEA YEA YEA!

What do you think about this?

Link: Peaceful protesting is one of the best weapons in our society.

Sarah: SCEW YOU YETIS!

I’m surprised you’re involved in politics Sarah!

Sarah: Any chance I have to hate something, I will take it.

Sarah: From a distance. Crowds freak me out.

Sylvia: Can I go home and eat a sandwich yet or…

Dirk: *teary eyed* I just love you guys so much… I’m so happy you all came out today…

Sarah: So that was fun, you ready to go home yet?

Link: Not yet! I want to be here to support Dirk!

Sarah: *Eyeroll* Sylvia already left?

The best girlfriend EVER!

Dirk: I didn’t mean for this to turn into a hunger strike, but I guess it did!

Sarah: It’s not a real hunger strike until someone dies.

Dirk: Wow, did you bring me this balloon?

Girl with Blue Balloon: No?

Dirk: Well flip you then. *Throws confetti in eyes*

Girl with Blue Balloon: MY EYEEEESSSS!

Sarah: What a beautiful way to end the night.

Dirk: I couldn’t agree more.

Dirk: Babe, I just had a long night of protesting. Can you not wake me up by obsessively playing Fortnite?

Sylvia: You know I have an addiction! Go sleep on the couch.

Sylvia: I have a trivia question for you.

Dirk: Okay, what is it?

Sylvia: What’s the most toxic item in the sims universe?

Dirk: Uh…

Dirk: Wait wait wait, I know this!

Dirk: Kryptonite! No wait, bananas!

Syvlia: Nope, its lemons!

Dirk: But… we eat those all the time?

Sylvia: Exactly!

Dirk: I don’t get it. Is it a joke or not?

Sylvia: Exactly.

Dirk: I give up.

Do you want to build a snowman!

Sylvia: Don’t. Stop it. You’re a bad singer.

Am not!

Link: This doesn’t look like much of a party house.

Sarah: Well, I’ll see you guys later. I’m gonna go find someone to pillow fight with.

Sylvia: Obviously that’s what you would want to do at a college party.

Link: Where’s the alcohol?

Sarah: You’re older than I would expect out of a sorority girl.

Sarah: Anyways, you wanna pillow fight? No?

Sarah: I guess we can just do this then.

Sarah: No, she wouldn’t pillow fight with me! Dumb right? I SAID DUMB RIGHT?

Guy: I just wanna play my guitar in peace.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE! ARE YOU… DANCING??

Sylvia: Will you stop following me around everywhere? Go stalk Lincoln.

Link: I have begun my third novel, a drama titled “It’s Just too Hot in Here.”

That seems very interesting.

What happened to working on the novel?

Link: Everyone needs a break sometime.

Link:… Do you want to build a-

Sylvia: STOP SINGING THAT DAMN SONG!

Link: You’re just a party pooper.

Sylvia: You’re all just bad singers.

Link: Don’t worry Olaf, I wont let anything happen to you.

Olaf:

Link: That’s right my friend, I will always protect you. He didn’t say anything- Link: Best friends can communicate through their hearts. You probably don’t know because you don’t have any friends. :,(

Sylvia: Tickles my brain.

Freaky. What’s supposed to happen?

Sylvia: I have no idea. That’s why I’m in college, duh.

Sarah: So, how’s the snow treating ya?

Dirk: Great I guess.

Sylvia: You’re watching me again, aren’t you?

Nooooo….

Sarah: Is this how study groups work?

Dirk: I mean, I guess? I don’t know, I’ve never done it.

You guys are so weird.

Link: What a perfect end to a perfect day.

Sarah: If you say so babe.

That’s the end of this chapter! I hope you guys enjoyed it and are having a great day!