4.5 House Fire

Hey guys! Welcome back to a new chapter! We are already on chapter 5 of this generation, can you believe it?

Last time on the Lemons, Dirk threw a party in which Sylvia shot off a dozen fireworks, the family was stalked by paparazzi, Lincoln was struck by lightening, the house caught on fire, and Lincoln and Sarah became official.

Niall: Rain tastes like chicken. Wait, where are we?

Dirk: So my mom gave me these seeds to plant in the front yard!

Link: What kind of seeds are they?

Dirk: Dunno-

Sylvia: It’s 3 AM, can we talk about seeds after I get some sleep?

The family moved! I finally built them a house. I put it off for long enough. Although I enjoyed their downloaded house, I really like having them live in places I put hard work into. House tour!

Prisha: Did someone say house tour? Start at the portrait of my beautiful face.

I’ll think about it.

Prisha: I’m not asking, I’m telling.

Link: Sarah, come over! The overlord just built this house for us!

Link: Yea, for us! I thought you would move in!

Link: No I’m not kidding!

Link: No that’s not weird! *Whipsers* That’s not weird is it?

It’s a little weird.

This is the main entrance!

Sylvia: It looks even better with me in it.

Sylvia: You’re welcome for my presence.

Living room.

Don’t ask why the ceiling is all glitched out. I have no clue. I tried to fix it, I can’t.

Link: I’m feeling real fancy now.

Hello, kitchen of my dreams.

This is Sylvia’s room. It’s connected to the garage.

Dirk: I’m not trying to complain, but you did not do well at hiding the screwed up ceiling.

Shut up.

This is Sylvia’s dark bathroom.

This is the garage.

Still on the ground floor, this room is Eli’s workspace.

Master bed and bath.

Now we are upstairs!

This is the family room.

Prisha and Niall’s bedroom.

I think you can guess whose room this is.

Prisha: Why does he get the rocking chair?

That was just bad planning on my part.

This is the shared upstairs bathroom.

If you guys have any ideas of what could make this place better, tell me in the comments! I tried to fill out the backyard and patio, but for some reason I was having difficulties. Tell me if I’m missing anything.

Look whose here! So I decided to add Sarah to the household using MasterController. After reading about how a sim’s file can become corrupted when trying to move them the normal way when they are from another world, I decided not to take any chances.

So Sarah is here, as adorable as ever. All I had to do was manually add in her 2 semester’s of university, because for some reason when a university sim is moved out of the town, they don’t keep any of their productivity!

I am so confused, why didn’t you just use the front door?

Niall: Why not take the more scenic route?

Niall: She looks like she doesn’t know what to think.

I can’t wait to see how you greet her.

Niall: My son told me you were a hard worker! I’m glad he found a working woman to have my grandkids!

Sarah: …

Oh no. That is not a good start.

Sarah: Uh, yea! Thanks. I’m glad too.

Oh man, she took it like a champ. Time to get married.

Link: DAAAAD! I told you to wait until I got here to say hi to herrrr! I’m sorry Sarah, I hope he didn’t say anything to goodie goodie to you.

Sarah: Nah, he’s great!

Niall: Awh geez, who said good and evil couldn’t get along!

I think… Everyone says that?

Niall: I think this is my cue to leave.

I would have to agree with you there.

Sylvia: GAWD DAD. Are you trying to make Sarah uncomfortable? You know she’s evil! Get your good butt out of here!

Why is everyone giving Niall hell for being good? Sarah didn’t seem offended to me.

Link: What’s a social security number?

Eli: Did the real estate agent tell you about the gigantic billboard that was directly beside of the back yard? Because that should have lowered the property value by at least half.

Did that raccoon just come out of the back yard? Why are you guys still using the back door to get out of the house instead of the FRONT DOOR.

Niall: So many silly questions!

Prisha: Why do you take so much issue with the more scenic route?

A raccoon AND a stranger?

Link: Grandpa said this property wasn’t worth what we paid for it.

Eli: Obstruction of view, rodent invasion, and squatters. How much did we pay for this place?

Link: Grandpa!

Sarah: You want me to make her leave? I can take care of it.

Sylvia: You’re going to freeze your ass cheeks off.

Sarah: Cold insides, cold outsides. Makes no difference to me.

Dirk: It does to me, I would like full sleeves.

Better?

Dirk: Much better.

Sylvia: You didn’t cover up her ass.

She told you she wasn’t bothered!

Link: There’s a fireplace! That is awesome! We’ve never had a fireplace before!

I feel like that is a punch towards me and I’m offended. I’m sorry that I’m bad at adding in fireplaces! They never look right!

Sarah: Your butt’s ringing.

Sylvia: Don’t talk about his butt.

Dirk: Hehehe….

Sylvia: I can’t believe she would talk about your butt.

Dirk: Can I answer my mom now?

Sylvia: Yea whatever. *eye twitch*

Link: My sister thinks you were flirting with Dirk. She really knows how to hold a grudge.

Sarah: Oh, she’ll get over it. It’s really not a big deal, right?

Link: Heh… Right.

Sarah: CHEESE!

I love how Link strikes a pose and Sarah is just crazy cheesing it.

Cuties.

Sylvia: Stop looking at me like that.

Dirk: Like what?

Sylvia: Like a dumbass.

Dirk: I will when you stop being grouchy about Sarah’s butt comment.

Where’s the jeep?

Link: Dunno, lost it.

WTF do you mean you lost it?

Link: I can hear you judging me right now, and I don’t appreciate it.

How do you lose a CAR?

Seriously, a car. You can’t be serious.

Link: Let it go. We’re rich.

Not really! I spent all of our money on the new house!

Link: You’re joking! The squatter, raccoon infested house?

Link: Let go of your worries and watch me annihilate this pool trick.

Is that Cade over there?

Link: Who- ARGH. You made me mess up.

Another 20 tries later, I think we can sufficiently say it wasn’t my fault.

WTF. You’re kidding.

*Music Plays* Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…

Jack Frost nipping at your nose…

God damnit.

Lincoln, the house is on fire. You have to go home and call the fire department.

Link: But..

Link: I’m mastering my trick shot. Have Sylvia do it?

Sylvia: *Grumbles* Dirk: Sorry babe, no one wants you to beat the shit out of them with a plastic ball.

Sylvia: I don’t do that!

Dirk: DO I NEED TO SHOW THE TINY CIRCULAR BRUISES ALL OVER MY ARMS? HUH?

Sylvia?

Sylvia: WHAT.

Sylvia: I friggen hate video games! I’m good at real games, not this shit!

Sylvia, the house is on fire-

Sylvia: I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING HOME UNTIL I WIN THIS GAME OR SPEND ALL OF OUR MONEY!

Link: I thought I was the heir and the boss! 😦

You’re also the youngest.

Link: That looks scary. Do I really have to go in?

No, don’t go in-

Link: I must investigate.

*Facepalm*

Link: AHHHHH!

You took off your jacket to yell at the fire??

Link: IT’S HOT IN HERE!

Link: THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER! NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME AS AFRAID AS THIS!

Wait until Sarah goes into labor.

Link: WHAT IS LABOR?

Fireman: WHERE’S THE HOT LADY?

Link: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE FOR THE HOT FIRE? Did you call the wrong kind of fire fighter?

Fireman: I’m here to save the day!

Link: Thank God! That’s what I expected you to do!

Fireman: And afterwards, I will get some from your sister!

Link: I don’t think that’s what is going to happen!

Link: I THINK YOU’RE A BAD FIREFIGHTER!

I don’t think he’s a real firefighter.

Firefighter: what the hell do you mean she’s not home?? Why did I even come here?

Link: WHAT!?? YOU CAME TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!

Paparazzi Lady: Are you talking to me to tell me you’re pregnant? Because I can pay you a lot to disclose that information to me.

Sarah: What? No, I was just going to tell you about how awesome I am at Pacman!

Paparazzi Lady: Oh, of course. Great.

Link: Hey babe, don’t talk to the weirdo’s that hang out on our porch.

Sarah: I don’t know if I should take life advice from a guy who somehow set the house of fire with the fireplace.

Link: It was a FREAK ACCIDENT!

Sylvia: The insurance only paid HOW much?

Sarah: $600

Sylvia: Figures. Those bastards.

Looks like Sylvia isn’t mad at Sarah anymore.

Dirk: Well, these aren’t the only bones I know how to work. If you get what I’m saying.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

Link: This house is pretty boring, right? Like why not spruce it up a bit.

Sylvia: Because we are only going to be here for the rest of the school year and then we are never coming back.

And I just made you a brand-new house, are you seriously not happy??

Sarah: Where’s Dirk?

Sylvia: Eh, who knows.

Well guys, that’s the end of this chapter! I hope you enjoyed it! Have a good one and I will talk to you soon!