4.4 Firework Bombing

Hey guys! How are you all doing? I have a question to open up this chapter. I have a page on the site for Lemons downloads, but I never really updated it because it seemed no one was really using it. Are you guys interested in an updated downloads page? If not, what should I replace it with? Let me know!

Now, let’s go on and jump into the chapter! Last time we left off, the kids had their first exams, which they all passed with flying colors, and Sarah and Lincoln hit it off outside in the rain!

Sylvia: There wasn’t enough of me in that update.

If you were heiress, you would be the main attraction. But alas, you are not.

Sylvia: Watch me do this cool thing.

Sylvia: Oh shit!

Sylvia: Duck!

Sylvia: Is it safe?

Don’t mind me, I’m just watching you do this cool thing.

I don’t understand. Why does the barista have on a bee keeping mask? Why is Sylvia standing inside of the cake stand?

Dirk: Who exactly are you asking? You’re the mastermind here.

Link: Hey guys, the party has arrived.

Sylvia: Urgh.

Link: You might have beat me in chess, but I am kicking your ass in pool.

Sylvia: Pool doesn’t take real skill. Let’s have a breath holding contest.

Link: No! You always beat the shit out of me in pools!

Sylvia: Splashing is not beating the shit out of someone.

Link: You literally tried to drown me one time.

Sylvia: You were being annoying!

Link: How’s your day been.

Sarah: Do you see me? Terrible.

Link: Me too. My sister is so mean to me.

Asala: Am I intruding on your public bathroom meeting?

Link: No you’re fine. I’m just going to use my magical technology to heal my girl.

Asala: Why don’t you shoot that my way?

Sarah: Don’t you dare.

Link: Sharing is caring!

Sarah: Good thing you don’t care!

LOL she’s like me!

What is this, a party?

Dirk: How did you know?

I guessed when I found Lincoln milling around in the bathroom.

Sylvia: Hey guys! I’m lighting fireworks!

Sylvia: Am I supposed to do that?

You’ll be fine.

Sylvia: I don’t know, they got me a little nervous.

Sylvia: I told you I was gonna do a cool thing!

Lincoln! It’s 40 degrees outside!

Link: Let me have fun woman!

Sylvia: One more!

The sky looks so awesome! I love lighting mods!

Whose that?

Link: I don’t know, a girl?

Link: Her name’s Cade!

Sarah: Should I be jealous?

Sarah: Well, should I?

Uh… Link?

Link: I’m trying to make friends, leave me alone!

Sarah: …. I guess that’s fine.

Dirk: She said it’s fine, but she’s staring like her eyes are going to light his ass on fire. She’s evil, maybe they will light his ass on fire.

Link: Really? I would totally love to meet your cat!

Sarah: Yay, he’s going to meet her cat! Great!

Link: Do you think I should tell her that I think Cade is really ugly and not my type?

I think you should definitely tell her that. And maybe meeting Cade’s cat is a bad idea.

Link: Maybe you’re right.

It’s about that time of the semester that everything is broken! I had plans to put the kids into a downloaded dorm, but I kinda forgot. So they got stuck with the olden dorm.

Asala! Jesus, not all the showers are broken!

Asala: Pit sponge! I can’t wait to see Dirk use this to wash his dishes!

LOL! Me either.

Syvlia: Photograph me! Get me good side!

The good side of your ass?

Sylvia: I have one!

You’re so creepy!

Sylvia: You’re the one who watches me sleep, shower, and poop.

Are you acting out for the paparazzi? Your parents might see these pictures!

Sylvia: What are they going to do, kick me out? Lincoln owns the house now!

I’m not sure that your dad will agree to that.

Link: Are you going to play?

Sarah: Sir yes sir!

Link: Are you okay?

Sarah: Haha! Sorry, sometimes I have flashbacks to military school.

Link: That sounds like a pretty serious mental issue. My sister’s boyfriend is going to be a doctor, maybe you should talk to him about it.

Sarah: Yea, no thanks!

LOL! The right side is what a normal eye looks like.

Sarah: Link! Am I doing this right?

Asala: Raining again! Dangit! I already took a sponge bath today!

Sarah: BABE! Is this the correct form or not?

Link: Did she just call me… babe?

OH SHIT!

OH MY JESUS YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD!

Link: The rain… burns my skin….

Sarah: LINK!!

Are you KIDDING? You just got struck by lightning and you’re drinking beer!

Link: Stress relief.

I almost had a panic attack.

Link: You almost had to deal with Sylvia has heiress!

Oh my GOD, what is going on this chapter!

HELLO! ANYONE! IS THERE SERIOUSLY NO ONE HOME?

No one is home. Their dorm is going to burn down. Great.

WAIT! SAVIOR!

Fire woman: What idiot left food in the oven and went to class?

That idiot would be DIRK.

Sarah Jessica Parker: 500$!??!!? I’m glad it’s not coming out of my bank account!

Link: Why does that lady look so angry to see me?

You look happy. Everyone hates happy people.

Lincoln! What the hell are you doing!

Link: Don’t tell Sylvia!

Link: HAHA!

Link: Free candy! My dream has come true.

Shouldn’t you take the wrapping paper off?

Link: Uh, no?

Link: … Yummy….

Oh geez, what’s wrong now?

Link: I puked in my mouth a little bit. Do NOT get the nougat surprise. That was the grossest candy I’ve ever eaten.

So you’re eating another one?

Link: Something good to wash the bad down!

Link: *Burps*

Link: Heh, excuse me.

Urgh, disgusting.

Sylvia: Dirk is hogging the beer!

Dirk: I’m not hogging! Just wait your turn!

A house full of drunks.

Tiffany: I LOVE URNS!

Link: Listen Tiffany, I appreciate your excitement for literally… everything, but can you go inside? I’m trying to enjoy a game of horseshoes. By myself.

Sarah: Why are you looking at me like that?

Link: Like what?

Sarah: GOD you’re such a jerk!

Link: What? I don’t know what’s happening.

Sarah: I don’t know what I was thinking, you’re super hot and hilarious.

Link: I am so confused.

Sarah: Did you take me outside so this paparazzi could take pictures of us?

Link: My parent’s don’t believe you exist. Kiss me, please?

Awh, a forehead kiss! Your parent’s are going to think you paid some poor girl to pretend to be your girlfriend! LOL!

Oh, a backrub! That’s pretty romantic!

Sarah: You’re so cute, I don’t mind the weird guy taking pictures of my every move!

Link: Good, because this is never going to stop happening. Ever.

Sarah: What?

Link: My family is famous. Paparazzi literally stalk us. I know their names. Sometimes they sneak into our pool.

Sarah: On that note, I’m going to bed.

Link: Do you think I freaked her out?

Better to know the truth than to find out the hard way.

Here’s an unused picture from Lincoln’s heir photoshoot. When Sarah moves in, I’ll update the pictures to have her in them too! I like the look of having the heir and spouse in the pics.

Oh, Tiffany. You poor girl.

Turn her on her side before she drowns in her own puke.

Sylvia: Damnit, why am I always the one who has to take care of drunk Tiffany.

Sylvia: Oh, look whose alive. You drink enough Tiffany?

Tiffany: I think I have a concussion.

Sylvia: Sleep it off.

Sylvia: Today is not a good day. Why can’t we just pay someone to fix this?

Because they’re all broken and someone might need to shower.

College is hard. This is how I cope as well.

WOA!

Where did this come from?

Link: Sarah, I have something to ask you.

Sarah: I can see your speech bubble, but I won’t spoil it. Go ahead.

Link: Well, you’re really hot and cool and you dress really nice and-

Sarah: Mhm.

Link: Do you wanna date? Like, monogamously?

Sarah: Totally.

Link: Really?

Sarah: Yea, really.

Link: Awesome.

Sarah: Now let’s go do it.

What are you doing, get in there!

Link: I have to pee so bad!

Hold it! She’s waiting for you!

Sarah: You coming?

Sarah: It’s okay babe, we’ll get it on another night.

Link: Stupid bladder!

Playing frisbee in your underwear? In the rain? With a woman that isn’t your girlfriend?

Dirk: When you say it like that, it sounds dirty!

Just remember Asala rubbed your dish cleaning sponge into her dirty armpits.

Dirk: WHAT-

Link: Do you see this? I’m gonna *hip thrust*

My little boy is growing up. *Cries*

Sylvia: So what’s your major?

Sarah: Communications., what’s yours?

Sylvia: I can’t believe Link got this girl to like him.

Dirk: I’m sciencing!

Cool, are you going to make a plant baby?

Dirk: I’m not making any babies, thank you very much.

Sarah: Like this?

Link: Perfect!

Sarah: This is the pose you were told to practice?

Link: Yep!

Sarah: Alrighty.

Link: Done!

Sarah: Uh…

Sarah: That’s me?

Link: That’s you! Do you like it?

Sarah: It’s perfect! You’re such an amazing artist!

Link: Thanks babe! I’ll frame it for you so you can keep it in your room!

Sarah: Uh, that’s a… great idea!

It’s a good thing that he is dumb because you’re a terrible liar.

Sylvia: Finals are over, time to blow up the school!

Is that safe?

Sylvia: I don’t know.

Oh gosh, the face one’s are invading!

Sylvia: Maybe they’re all just siblings. Triplets. That all became paparazzi!

Link: Why does it seem like something weird is happening out here?

Sylvia: I was just trying to bomb the school!

Link: Oh great, with me in the building. Thanks sister.

Sylvia: You’re welcome.

Sylvia: Just throw it!

Sylvia: Watch out!

Link: I HATE playing with you!

Sylvia: LOL!

Link: Where did this sweater come from?

Sylvia: Your dumb fake glasses are gone! Cuter without them.

Link: I’m glad you think so.

Link: You want me to what?

Sylvia: Sit down!

Link: Does my brain look smart?

Sylvia: Just what I expected, you have cancer.

Link: What’s cancer?

Sylvia: Even more of what I expected. Completely brain dead.

Link: I’m afraid to look.

Good? Bad? Worse?

Link: Is A better or worse than C? Better.

Link: They’re all A’s! Is that good?

That’s perfect!

Link: SCREW YOU SYLVIA, I’M PERFECT!

Sylvia: I’M DEFINITELY MORE PERFECT YOU FRIGGEN DWEEB!

Sarah: It’s the end of the semester, what does that mean?

Lincoln is going home, but you’ll visit him.

Sarah: Who was that?? Leave me alone ghosts of my dead enemies!

That’s the end of this chapter guys! In the next one, the kids will be home! They still have two more weeks of University left! Tell me in the comments what your thoughts are on the Downloads Page!