4.3 Retinal Damage and Scary Aliens

Hello friends! I’m sorry about missing last *TWO* week’s updates. I am officially finished with my freshman year of college and YES! It’s summer! Also, I updated the blog to put Lincoln’s face everywhere! YAY!

Last chapter the kids left for Uni, Link met Sarah Parker, they went to a frat party and had normal sims college student experiences, they thew a dorm party and had… not so normal sims college experiences.

It’s midterm time. Why isn’t Sylvia up and studying? Dirk: You tell me. She has put a lot less effort into college and has maintained perfect grades, while I’m continually studying and working and can hardly keep a B. Huh, that’s really realistic. Sorry bud.

Sylvia: We’re you talking shit about me again?

Dirk: No dear!

Sylvia: We know you’re just jealous of my impeccable good looks and distinguished intellect.

Dirk: Urghhhhh.

Sarah: OH! I’m really sorry! I’m totally not looking!

Sarah: Okay, I’m totally looking.

Dirk: Is this the sign of a good day or bad?

Sylvia: Urgh, that was SO EASY. Professor could have put in a few hard questions for those of us that aren’t idiots.

You probably shouldn’t say that when the idiots are listening. They outnumber you 10 to 1.

Sylvia: What the hell Link?

Link: What? This is the most comfortable place in the dorm. Do you want me to suffer in my own bed?

Dirk: Why is there suffering in your bed?

Probably best not to ask questions.

Link: I’m just going to….

All the kids passed with flying colors, but Sylvia made the Dean’s List.

This picture makes me feel like a bad sim mom.

Sylvia: BEER IS MY FAVORITE BEVERAGE.

Sylvia: My favorite beverage has betrayed me. You’re such a lightweight.

Link: What was I doing in here again?

Dirk: *Sigh* Lincoln, you were eating. Please pick up your microwavable burrito.

Link: OR I could put on a new outfit!

Dirk: How is that the same thing.

Link: How is what the same thing?

Link: Am I cuter now?

You’ve always been cute.

Link: You know, I’m really beginning to suspect that you don’t think I’m cute.

Why??

Link: You keep on changing me. Are the glasses necessary?

Absolutely not. But they do add to the young aspiring director in college vibe.

Everyone is this classroom looks exactly like every college student feels. Depressed and confused.

Dirk: I don’t think we ever went over this. It wasn’t in the study guide. Why does she hate us so much?

Professors live off of failing students.

Sarah: Urgh, it smells so bad in here. Does anyone know how to clean?

I blame my Sylvia and Link. They’ve never had to clean anything their entire lives. I guess that’s what happens when your mother is a neat freak.

What are you, a show off?

Link: I just need to pee.

Sarah: I hope this isn’t overstepping, but I’m pretty sure you didn’t have glasses when we met. Did you wear contacts?

Link: No.

Sarah: Oh?

Link: Let’s play rock paper scissors!

Sarah: Just warning you, I win every time!

Link: Hah! Rock beats scissors!

Sarah: Not if the scissors are made of Valyrian steel.

Link: We’re playing rock paper scissors, not Game of Thrones trivia.

Link: BOO!

Sarah: AHH! WTF!

Link: I’m feeling frisky today.

That’s what I do when I’m feeling frisky as well.

Sarah: I get that we’re bonding and all, but I’m tired. Let’s continue this relationship in the morning. Link:

No, wait 😦

I have an idea.

Sarah: Wow, a machine to change all of my needs to green. You really know how to keep a lady around. Does this thing have any side effects?

Link: Not that I know of!

Sarah: Wonderful.

Sarah: Listen, you’re cute and all, but I’m not sure if I’m okay with you following me into the bathroom.

Link: Wait, this is the women’s bathroom?

She thinks he’s cute and funny. Sarah doesn’t realize Lincoln really didn’t know this was the women’s bathroom.

Link: You’re really pretty and stuff, Sarah.

Sarah: Thanks.

You’re flailing here Lincoln, give us something good!

Link: My grandpa was a ghost, and my uncle still is.

Sarah: What?

Sarah: That is TOTALLY COOL! Maybe I can visit your house sometime!

Link: Maybe you can live there?

Sarah: Huh?

Link: Your eyes are so… big.

Sarah: These eyes?

Link: For real, your eyes are almost terrifying.

Sarah: That’s my favorite compliment.

Urgh, what a weird kiss.

Link: Wait, you like being called terrifying?

Sarah: We just kissed in the bathroom! That’s pretty gross.

Link: That isn’t what I asked.

Link: It’s raining. Is that romantic or something?

Sarah: Woa, look at that star!

Link: Maybe you shouldn’t look straight up when it’s raining. You could get retinal damage!

Sarah: I’m not getting retinal damage, just look!

Link: Wow! It looks like… the sky at night!

Sarah: Crazy right?

Sarah: There! That is totally an alien spaceship!

Link: That is not a funny joke! Aliens are scary!

Sarah: If I ever meet an alien, I hope they’re absolutely terrifying.

Link: You’re a little weird.

Sarah: So what, you are too.

Link: Touche.

Link than ran to his bedroom and…

I edited Sarah a little bit.

I kept her face the same, except for her nose which was a little bit ridiculous. It’s still small and upturned, but no longer cartoonish. In my opinion.

Roomate: Why can’t you just be hot and wear your underwear to bed instead of your crazy grandma dress?

Sarah: Why don’t you take a bath?

Sylvia: Brother! Come here! Let me beat you in chess.

Link: You’re totally cheating.

Sylvia: I’m not cheating.

Link: You are.

Dirk: Children, don’t fight. Daddy’s trying to read.

Link: She’s cheating, right? I mean, look at her smug little face!

Sylvia: My face always looks like this.

She’s got you there.

Link: Is it the end of the chapter yet? I’m ready to go sleep in the rocking chair.

It’s the end, feel free to go sleep!

Link: Thank God!

I’m sorry this chapter is two weeks late! In good news, it’s finally summer! That means lots of simming! Well, I always think it means lots of simming and it usually turns out to mean a little bit extra simming. I’m always gone in the summertime! But I am going to update as much as possible! I’m ready to get into this generation!