3.15 THAT’S A WRAP

You heard it guys! The heir poll is officially closed and the winner is….

LINCOLN! Looks like the Lemons will officially still be an unofficial Patriarchy, and I am not mad about it.

Link: WHO RULES THE WORLD?

Well, the Lemons world? Me. And I’m a woman. So even though you won the heir poll, I’m your boss.

Link: URGH!

Now Link is still a teen so it isn’t officially the start of Gen 4 yet. We have a few more chapters to go! Last time on the Lemons, grandpa Eli maxed out another skill, Prisha made Link’s crush Betty his girlfriend using her social media superpowers (which backfired when Betty didn’t even show up to prom), Niall and Prisha aged into elders, Prisha completed her LTW. Wow, Prisha was seriously the boss of last chapter. Go Prisha!

That was a long recap, but a lot of stuff happened last chapter! Now we can jump into this one! This is the second to last chapter left in Gen 3 and I am so excited to see what Link has in store for us!

Prisha: Listen, I know you didn’t win the heir poll, but the sun always rises. You’ve still got good times ahead of you!

Sylvia: Really inspiring, mom. I’ll be fine.

Link: Where’s my inspiring speech? I’m ACTUALLY heir! I need words of encouragement!

Prisha: Can’t you see your sister is hurting right now?

Link: No actually, I can’t.

Prisha finally gets her portrait point! Heck yea! I can’t wait to update the Points page to include Gen 3.

Who else thinks it turned out awesome?

Eli: Don’t forget to add maxed skill number 5 to my list of super awesome achievements.

Don’t worry, I can’t forget about you. That’s right, Eli has maxed out 5 skills in his life. Which is probably around 20 days longer than it should have been, but he’s still awesome.

Aren’t you going to come to your mom’s party?

Sylvia: Since I’m not heir, I need to prepare for my future as a townie. I need to gain skill levels so I can have a good future!

Uh, you’re not leaving anytime soon. And you shouldn’t worry too much about that yet. You’ve still got college!

Sylvia: You’re taking a spare to college?

I had plans to send you guys to college all along. I ain’t changing ’em.

Eli: I’d like to build this snowman in peace please.

No can do sir, you’re in a legacy remember? No peace be here.

Eli: *Sighs* Well at least get my good side then.

Prisha: Niall.

Niall: Yea?

Prisha: Please get your face out of my face. Why are you even standing here like this?

Niall: YOU KNOW I GET AWKWARD AT PARTIES!

Apparently Niall isn’t the only one awkward at parties. Can I ask what is happening here?

Link: Sometimes friends need to look each other in the eyes.

Have you ever thought THIS is why Betty doesn’t seem to like you.

Prisha: That’s harsh.

Dirk: That just looks super awkward. I’m going to walk over here now…

Link: So my favorite food is tofu dogs. What’s yours?

Betty: Oh are you a vegan or something?

Link: Uh… no. I just like tofu hot dogs.

Betty: Oh.

URGH JESUS I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE-

Prisha: WHY DOES THIS KID LOOK LIKE HE PLAYS TOO MUCH DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. FIX HIM BEFORE I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK.

Prisha: *Calming breath* We’re going to make it another day.

Prisha: Open these presents before I open them myself.

Sylvia: Who the heck is that?

Link: She walked away. Should I follow her?

Sylvia: Probably not.

Sylvia: No, for real, who IS that? Mom, did you invite her?

Percy: Hey guys, I came for the gifts.

Link: What am I doing with my life.

Eli: I got… coal. Thanks boys.

Niall and Percy: *Sniggering*

Real funny, guys. Your dad is going to die soon, show some respect!

Eli: Whose dying soon??

Percy: Yay and alarm clock!!

Niall: I know how much you like to get up on time!

Betty: I bet it’s a computer.

Soo Jin (Percy’s wife): You idiot, how would a computer fit in that box?

Percy: *Whispers* Yea, it’s actually a guitar.

Betty: ….

Niall: OMG a guitar? Just what I wanted!

Eli: Where the hell are my cool gifts?

Why the hell are you guys sitting in here? The party is in the living room!

Sylvia: It’s an old geezers get together.

Link: We weren’t invited to the gift opening.

Prisha: Kids, don’t be upset. Just let your dad, uncle and grandpa have their fun. We will all be dead soon anyways.

Sylvia: Wtf mom?

Prisha: What, it’s true.

So for some reason the entire house other than Percy, Niall, and Eli cancelled the open gifts action. So it really was a Lemon’s male family session. Minus Link, I’m not sure why he wasn’t invited.

That chick that Sylvia was pissed about was having the most fun of all. Maybe that’s why Sylvia was so angry.

Niall: So Soo Jin, how’s Santiago?

Soo Jin: He’s doing well. Not ghastly like his father if that’s what you’re wondering.

Niall: Noooo I would never ask such a thing!

I don’t know if this is a normal glitch, but for some reason Percy is still an unofficial ghost. He has all the qualities of a ghost, including no aging, but NRAAS can’t spot the trait. I tried turning him human so he could age with his wife, but I can’t figure it out! Oh well.

Oh Sylvia! I just got an interesting pop up! Did you know today was Dirk’s birthday?

Sylvia: Yea, I was informed. He got a job too.

Why the long face?

Sylvia: Because now he isn’t going to want me. I’m a baby.

YOU’RE LITERALLY AGING UP IN 2 DAYS, I THINK HE WILL MAKE IT.

Sylvia: Can you just delete them or something?

Why, so they can be replaced with 2 more?

Sylvia: URGH! You dramatic asshole.

It’s your last day of high school, can’t you be happy?

Sylvia: NO.

Not even in your new car?

Sylvia: NO!

Niall: I have to deal with an asshole daughter all day and now this?

What the hell do you mean? You’re NEVER HOME you don’t deal with anyone!

Prop: EW it’s you!

Niall: *Gasp* It’s ME!

Prop: You suck! I heard about your little poop on the city hall steps!

Niall: I DON’T REMEMBER THIS!

Because it didn’t happen, dummy. You’re boring now, so they have to spread rumors about you to get views!

Niall: I’m boring?

Prisha: Yea I’m tired of being a cop. I don’t even know why I rolled that wish to begin with. See ya.

Prisha: Woa, where did that come from?

Prisha: Yay, I’m old and jobless!

Retired! You’re retired! That sounds much better.

Link: What a beautiful, empty park. Perfect for ice skating. Which I would like to do with my significant other. Who was already supposed to be here.

So?

Link: Hold on, it’s ringing.

Betty: Listen, it’s pretty cold outside to go to the park.

Link: But you said you would be here?

Link: I just don’t understand Betty! Why won’t you try to like me?

You know what Link? She’s dumb. You deserve better.

Link: Is breaking up over text tasteful?

No, but neither is not showing up for a date.

So that’s the end of that relationship. She ain’t that cute. And she obviously wasn’t into Link. There are way more fish in the sea my friend.

Niall: So…

Niall: How is this for boring?

Well that’s some sort of ending. We have one more chapter of Gen 3, and then we will be onto Gen 4! It’s insane how quickly this generation has gone since I started playing again just last month! I hope you guys are ready for Sylvia and Lincoln’s University experience!