Hey guys! It’s already chapter 11 of Gen 3… Like, what?! There is only one more chapter until the heir poll! Yea, you heard that right, ONE MORE! The heir poll will be out Friday with chapter 12, so I hope you guys are ready to choose your favorite Gen 4 Lemon!
Now, last time on the Lemons Niall showed off his new magician’s trick, Sylvia decided vampires were TOTALLY not real, Lincoln and Eli spent the day together, and Sylvia and Eli had birthdays.
Before you leave, you should probably tell me what you’re doing.
Sylvia: Dad is going to teach me how to drive.
Dad? Why dad? Why not mom? Grandpa?
Niall: Listen, I’ve got this. I’ve been driving since I was her age!
Sylvia: See? He’s confident!
He’s always confident, that doesn’t mean anything. And can someone clean those damn newspapers?
Sylvia: So which one is the gas and which is the break?
Niall: Uh, the big one.
Sylvia: The big one is which??
Niall: I DON’T KNOW ASK YOUR MOM!
Sylvia: DAD! You said you would teach me! Mom is busy on her blog! She can’t blog and drive with me! You know she needs to be in the sink for that!
Prisha: La de da de da! 20 followers! 5 star blog, here I come!
What happened to dad teaching you how to drive?
Sylvia: Shut up and leave me be.
Should you be straining that hard?
Sylvia: The harder you strain, the faster your abs come. And then I can be a super spy.
What? Is that really a wish you rolled? Teens are so weird.
Well what do you get by squishing your brain out of your eyes???
Sylvia: AAAAAABBBBSSS! GIVE ME AAAAABBBBBBSSSS!
The gym is packed! You see the guy to the right? That is Dirk Dreamer. You guys know, from Sims 2?
Yea, this kid. His athletic skill has been raising just as fast as Sylvia’s. I think they would totally get along. Stay tuned for Sylvia+Dirk ship.
Finally! Niall is getting to perform at a private show venue. When he plays at the park or coffeehouse, his work performance barely goes up. There are only 2 private show venues in town. I need to download some new, but I’ve been too lazy.
Back at home, Link is doing what kids do.
Link: If I sail high enough, do you think I can flip the swing around and land on the other side of the fence?
NO. No, I do not. Don’t do that.
What are you reading?
Prisha: A social networking book.
They make those? I thought those were just youtuber money-grabs.
What a work of art.
Eli: I’m tired of sculpting. I’m not getting level 10 of the sculpting career. Can I do other stuff?
Well, it’s not like you would get anything from being level 10 anyways. I guess that was just a personal goal. Do whatever you want.
Are you seriously writing a book?
Link: Well, I went to that writing class yesterday and they told me that the first step to learning how to write was journaling!
So what are you writing about?
Link: Well, I thought that sounded like bologna so I decided to write my first book. It’s titled “Why Grandpa Should Let Dad Buy Me a Komodo Dragon.”
Um, what? Aren’t those things poisonous?
Link: Not to mention they grow to outweigh a fully mature woman!
Niall: Your smile is so cute, kid. Ya get it from your mom.
Sylvia: Thanks dad.
Even grouchy ass Sylvia can’t help but be charmed by her dad. Even though he’s kinda a dummy.
Should I tell him you’re not in a good mood.
Prisha: *Sighs loudly*
Yep, I saw that one coming. Prisha denied his flirt.
Niall: Do you wanna talk about it?
Prisha: Well for starters, the freaking dishwasher is broken AGAIN, I’m not close to a 5 star blog, and I am tired of being a police officer!
Niall: Didn’t you want to be a police officer?
Prisha: Well yea, but just because you WANT to do something at first doesn’t mean you always want to do it!
The next morning I think they made up.
Prisha: I’m sorry I was being mean. I was just tired.
Niall: Don’t worry honey, I got the dishwasher fixed. And I called your office, you don’t have to go in until next week!
Prisha: What! Thank you babe.
Sometimes I lean on Niall’s Absent-Minded trait too much and forget about his Good trait.
You look stressed out. Does it have anything to do about the Komodo dragon book?
Eli: Do you know how big they get? They are not pets. *sigh* I really worry about every other man in this house.
Link: Grandpa is making waffles! Come on sis!
Sylvia: *Grumbles incoherently*
Paper Boy: I can’t leave anymore papers on this yard! I would have to start stacking them on top of each other!
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! IN A HOUSE OF FIVE NO ONE HAS THE TIME TO STOP AND CLEAN UP THE FRONT LAWN???
Is this the cover of your new self-acclaimed CD?
Niall: Nope, even better.
Niall: I am finally going to make some progress on my LTW! Are you happy?
Honestly, not much could make me happier.
Okay, I’m confused. What happened to Alexander Goth coming over? Why is your grouchy ass standing in the rain?
Sylvia: God, your questions are so annoying. Just mind your own business!
Dirk: OMG A TEXT FROM SYLVIA?
Whether to laugh or to cry, no one knows.
Sylvia: Why does he look so concerned?
Have you ever thought you’re a little bit of an ass? I mean, your face is almost a continual scowl, and you’re almost as sarcastic as me. Maybe he’s seen you around school and isn’t impressed.
Sylvia: Hey, LUG NUT TURN AROUND.
Maybe he likes you and doesn’t want to talk to you when creating stink clouds? I checked his age and he’s only 2 days from aging up! Sylvia is 12! So, I did what any loving overlord would do, I went into CAS and gave him a makeover to help decide if he was worth Sylvia’s time.
And he’s pretty cute. I aged him down and now he’s 8 days or so. Still older than Sylvia, but not by an insane, half a lifestage, way. I don’t know about you guys, but the sims 2 has a super special place in my heart, so yes, I definitely ship them.
Sylvia: HEY! We go to school together, don’t you know me? Why do you look so freaked out?
How does Sylvia pick up men? Well, she shows them the cool gadgets her grandparents acquired!
Dirk: Is she a FBI worker in disguise that came to steal my DNA and create super hot, super good, soccer players?
Someone is big headed.
Sylvia: Listen, I’ve tried to talk to you for what seems like hours, my overlord is ignoring the rest of my entire family including my 12 year old brother who went over to a stranger’s house with no supervision. So you better be good.
He’s REALLY cute. You better like him a lot.
Dirk: Uh, well, what’s an overlord?
Sylvia: That was a joke.
Maybe you shouldn’t LIE!
Sylvia: Do you see this face? This is me not caring what you think. Leave me and the cute boy alone.
Dirk: …. So what do you like?
Awh, angsty teen cuteness. It’s so AWKWARD!
Sylvia: Well I work out a lot. And complain a lot.
Dirk: Ahaha, you’re funny Sylvia.
IT’S NOT A JOKE BUDDY. Maybe you should also mention how your glitch ass breaks everything in the game AT ALL TIMES?
Sylvia: Working out is no joke.
Dirk: Woa, sorry, I don’t think so either. I actually really like working out too. I’m on the soccer team.
Sylvia: Really? Is your girlfriend also on the soccer team?
Dirk: No, she’s not really into sports.
Sylvia: Oh, that’s a bummer.
That was just too smooth. Maybe you shouldn’t smile while saying how much something sucks? Seems a little creepy.
Sylvia: We go jogging together sometime! Don’t you have a game this Friday?
Dirk: Yea, I do! Will you be there?
OH SHE’S GONNA BE THERE ALL RIGHT. WATCH OUT LILITH, MY GIRL SYLVIA IS COMING FOR YOUR MAN.
Sylvia: Okay, I’m seriously starving. Boy time is over.
It can’t last forever I suppose.
Ohhhhh no. TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU DID WHILE I WAS TOO BUSY TO SUPERVISE YOU!
Niall: I…. I got stuck on stage and had to be reset 😦
AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Niall: None of my job performance counted.
EVEN WHEN I GET SHIT DONE, NOTHING GETS DONE.
Okay, enough yelling, this is the end of this chapter. Soon enough, Lincoln is going to be a teen. And then the heir poll will be up! It’s been such a quick generation! I mean, that’s if you subtract the months at a time that I couldn’t play.
What do you guys think of Dirk? Is he a good choice for Sylvia, or will she find someone else at University? Let me know in the comments! Hope you guys are having a good week, see you next time!
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