3.8 Like Father, Like Son

Hello peoples! How are you all doing? I hope well! I’ve got a new chapter for ya, packed full of giggles and goofs! I have decided to have the heir poll before the kids go to uni, but since I keep the poll up for a week, I won’t know the results while I’m playing them there. I actually think this is an interesting way 😀 There are a few more chapters before the poll, so I hope you guys have picked a favorite!

Last time on the Lemons:

The family moved to Legacy Island 3 and acquired a new house! Nothing else important happened! Yay!

Niall: So my kid came in here yesterday and she was pretty pissed that you wouldn’t sell her anything. Ya got a potion safe for an 8-year-old?

Seller: Excuse me? You’re kidding?

Niall: Why would I joke about something so serious?

Long story short, Niall got a potion.

He then rolled a wish to go to the faerie bungalow. I have no idea what the point is, but whatever.

Niall: Are you serious? Faeries are AWESOME.

Huh, guess I didn’t get the memo. You’ve never even met one?

Niall: Why do you think I’m here?

Niall: Wow was it raining this morning? It’s so much prettier outside now!

Yea, it was what we call OVERCAST earlier, Niall. That’s when the clouds-

Niall: Ya I don’t really care.

Find any faeries?

Niall: *gasps* FINALLY A FAERIE! I WAS LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE ALL ALONG!

That is a bird you idiot.

Niall: SOOOO CUTE! GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR DUST SO I CAN FLY LIKE PETER PAN!

Oh dear Lord. Sometimes I forget why Eli hates that you’re his heir.

Niall: ARE YOU READY TO SEE MY MAGIC?

Sylvia: I regret coming here.

Niall: Hey kid, thanks for coming to my gig. I got this for you earlier. The lady in the shop told me not to give it to you, but eh. You’re 8 now. You can handle it.

Sylvia: Wow dad, really? Is it one of those that turns you into a faerie??

Niall: THEY HAVE THOSE??

Don’t give your dad any ideas.

Sylvia: Yea they do! And one for vampires. Have you met a vampire? They drink blood. They’re really strong and fast, too. I could be a super athlete if I was a vampire.

Niall: Ew blood? I like faeries better.

Sylvia: Alright, here goes nothing!

Aaaaand….

Nothing happened. It was just a skill booster, but she didn’t get a skill or a moodlit. Maybe potions don’t work on kids?

Sylvia: I can’t believe I was feeble-minded enough to believe this crap. Let’s not speak of this again.

Are you worried that your husband is obsessed with faeries? And your 8 year old daughter wants to be a vampire so she can run faster.

Prisha: Husbands, daughters, who needs ’em. I’ve got hookers, fast cars, and guns thank you very much.

She says while in her cop uniform.

Eli: Now make sure you play a good tune. I’m not going to sit here and listen to you be a dweeb.

You’ve really gotten harsh in your old age.

I guess that’s what losing the love of your life can do to ya.

Awh, there it is. What a hunk. He’s still got some happiness in him.

Sylvia: You would think for a town this large more people would be at the gym.

I guess you’re the only health nut in town.

Sylvia: Well since my ideas of becoming a super awesome vampire that rules the world have been bashed against the sidewalk, I have to do it the old-fashioned way.

Niall: TA DAAAA! Thank you, thank you!

Wait, I missed the good part!

Eli: You aren’t ready for this dive.

That’s not true, I am perfectly aligned for a great picture.

LOL, that feet first dive though. Eli is going to be in the 2020 Olympics.

Sylvia slept in the tree house by herself. I guess her Loves the Outdoors trait is really working.

Sylvia: Good morning world!

She’s only grumpy sometimes. But she is all the time cute.

Sylvia: Is it healthy to live off lemons? Probably not, but I will not be caught buying any other fruit.

That’s a little creepy. Remind me to lock the gate so we don’t have to deal with weirdo’s swimming in our pool at 6 in the morning.

Link: I’m hiding!

You have been hiding the entire chapter! When’s your birthday already?

SPOILER it’s today!

Meanwhile downstairs…

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING.

Niall: And to think my day was going well. Now I’m decapitated.

Oh what the hell. I’ve been playing this game for almost 10 years and there are STILL glitches I have never seen.

Yes, please ram the school bus FARTHER into our foyer!

Bus Driver: I’m going to steal your daughter now. Just thought I would stop by to let you know.

OKAY THANKS.

While I was hysterically laughing, the bus reset itself into nothingness, taking Sylvia with it. Luckily, she was easily reset using Master Controller.

Niall: Wow, what a day. How was school, daughter?

Sylvia: I think I am eternally scarred.

Link: You couldn’t fix the dishwasher for my birthday?

How special do you think you are?

Prisha: Come on Lincoln, it’s your birthday! Don’t let a dishwasher get you down!

Link: *side eyes the dishwasher*

Link: FIRE!

Prisha: Yes fire! You ready to blow out your candles?

Link: Me touch fire!

Prisha: HEY HOW ABOUT WE DON’T GET 2ND DEGREE BURNS ON OUR BIRTHDAY?

What a genuine candle blow.

Eli: Yay my grandson is getting older! Time to do fun grandpa-grandson activities!

Link: I love gwandpa!

Oh no, what’s wrong. It can’t be just the dishwasher that’s giving you that look.

Lincoln rolled Absent-Minded. Like father, like son.

Then I spent an hour in CAS just to get in-game and realize his shirt texture is weird.

There we go! Lincoln Lemons, Absent-Minded, Couch Potato, Clumsy! And can we add cutie?

What do you think about your grandson’s new trait?

Eli: Don’t talk to me right now.

Speaking of the couch potato, here’s his new room.

Complete with movie posters, his own personal TV, and Star Wars wallpaper.

Sylvia: Yee-haw!

I think it would be hard for the kids to be more opposite. Sylvia is a grouchy fitness junkie who loves being outside.

Link: Yea, come at me! That’s what I thought, you stupid zombie!

While Link is a clumsy, dumb, couch potato. This generation couldn’t be any better. I am definitely sending these 2 to university.

Niall: Now I will show you my magic stick!

Please don’t.

Niall: Not that one!

Niall: THIS ONE!

Niall: Fu-

Your magical stick of death?

Niall: That wasn’t supposed to be the trick 😦

Niall: Prisha texted me. I wonder what she said.

Niall: WOW she is so funny! I love that woman!

You can tell her that when she wakes up in a few minutes since she’s asleep literally right behind you.

Niall: Wow you were right Link. This show really does make you feel like YOU’RE the one doing yoga!

Sylvia: *strains*

Link: Do you think she takes out the garbage at her own house? Or does she have a butler that does all the house work?

Niall: I think butlers are a government conspiracy. They’re planted in homes to steal toilet paper and magic gnomes.

Link: I’m lucky to have such a smart dad like you.

Sylvia: You have got to be kidding me.

Link: Hi lady! Are you the gardener?

We don’t have a gardener! Don’t wave at strangers! Why are there no curtains in here? And where is your hair!

Link: So many questions. Go ask dad, I bet he knows.

We have come to the end of another chapter. I LOVE these kids. They are hilarious. I giggle at their antics while playing. I hope my writing relays their goofiness well! I appreciate all of the feedback I’ve gotten recently! If you guys have any legacies or stories that I haven’t been liking or commenting on, please share them down below! I LOVE reading Sims 3 stories and legacies!

Thanks for reading!