3.6 Maid in Black Shoes

Hey guys! My mission is to actually have at least 1 chapter up a week. So far, I think I have about 3 chapters worth of pics! Let’s do a recap of last chapter.

I showed you guys the finished house. Finished as in exterior, interior is still not yet done. Tammi died 5,000 LTH points away from 200,000, and Lincoln aged into a toddler.

Now let’s just right into it!

Niall: *sobs* MAAAAM I MISS YOU SO MUCH! I CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOU. I CAN’T EVEN ENJOY THIS CAKE WITHOUT YOU!

Eli: Is that why you’re heading to the hot tub?

Niall: The bubbles make all of my sadness disappear.

I’m sure that’s realistic to the actual pain of losing your mother. The sims is very realistic, I tell you what!

Holy shit, how exactly did you INSERT yourself into a metal block?

Eli: A sculptor builds his creation from the inside out.

That sounds really deep, but you’re worrying me. It looks like you’re torching yourself more than the sculpture.

Eli: The bubbles calm Niall, the metal calms me. Leave me alone.

The difference is Niall isn’t trying to DROWN himself in the bubbles, idiot!

Percy: HUELLO HOT MAID LADY!

Get off the hired help you weirdo. I highly doubt she took this job so she could be catcalled by you. Can’t you tell she’s busy doing the laundry?

Percy: I’m not allowed to do CRAP around here. You used to like me, you know!

Alec: Alec thinks stupid Percy still hasn’t realized he is a spare held captive to give the master in the sky imaginative “points” in which to win a game that does not exist.

Ya, well at least I don’t stink! HAH!

Percy: Yep, I hate it here.

Niall: Come one, I’ll give you this cracker if you get up and walk!

Prisha: Don’t treat our kid like a dog Niall!

Niall: Damn you woman GO TO WORK!

WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF. I’M ABOUT TO BAN YOU FROM ANY AND EVERY ACTIVITY OTHER THAN THE HOT TUB.

Niall: NO DAD ISN’T ALLOWED INTO MY HOT TUB. IT’S MY HAPPY PLACE AND HE IS MEAN TO ME.

Your dad isn’t mean to you, he’s just…

Niall: A JERK? YA I KNOW!

Link: SAD SAD I’M SAD!

Why are you sad? I finally gave you furniture! I thought you would be happy!

Link: It’s uglyyyy!

IS NO ONE AROUND HERE HAPPY EVER??? I should maybe say around here that I have no idea what I was thinking building this house. The lot it is on is way too large and it is terribly laggy. Like, laggy to the point of unplayable. I was very frustrated because I spent SO much time building it and it looks so awesome!

Niall: Excuse me, I’d like to audition.

Niall: HELLOOOOO ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD?

Proprietor: Derp derp I WANT A FACIAL!

Proprietor: WOW! Its Niall Lemons! You’re famous!

Niall: Ya really wow thanks I had no idea, can I audition now I’ve been here for an hour.

She let him audition FINALLY after making him stand around for OVER AN HOUR while she did nothing. And she turned him down.

Proprietor: You’re just not good enough for MN8, come back when you’ve had more practice.

Niall: WHAT. THE. HELL. LADY. You literally said I was famous! I am so friggen famous! My mom was a FISHERWOMAN!

I think that’s a bad example, but okay.

Proprietor: Wow a fisherwoman huh? I guess we will HAVE to let your loser butt play then! Listen, I can’t help that you suck!

Niall: OHHHHH NO YOU DIDN’T.

I think she did!

Niall: MY WIFE IS A POLICE OFFICER. I’M GOING TO GET HER TO ARREST YOU!

Proprietor: For what, not letting you perform at MY bar? Are you an idiot? Maybe he is but that’s unrelated lady!

Niall: Well I can tell your favorite color is green, and green SUCKS! St. Patrick’s day was YESTERDAY you dummy! I bet you didn’t even wear green underwear!

Proprietor: I… what??

Niall: I’m never coming back here! And when I’m a FAMOUS MAGICIAN and I’m getting eaten by sharks and coming back to life and crazy shit like that, you’re going to regret calling me a loser! You’ll be hearing from my wife!

Proprietor: Just get out you lunatic!

Niall isn’t a lunatic, you’re thinking of his brother.

Wow, that was really intense Niall. For a second there I thought you were going to start throwing fists.

Niall: PRISHA! SOMEONE WAS MEAN TO ME I NEED YOU TO ARREST THEM!

Oh no what happened here? Eli and Prisha are in the friendship red… Eli is embarrassed. And these 2 IDIOTS are letting the toddler’s starve upstairs.

Eli: Maybe if my daughter-in-law wasn’t trying to FLIRT with me then she could take care of her kids!

… Oh Jesus. We are NOT mentioning this EVER AGAIN.

Sylvia: I’m so hungry I’m hallucinating.

We are literally LUCKY child protective services didn’t show up while I was gone.

Are you beginning to like your new room?

Link: Me like playing with blocks!

Alec: Alec hates the blocks. Alec can never make the blocks fit into the holes.

Alec is also moving out! Bye Alec! I can’t deal with trying to take care of a full household and all of this lag!

Alec: The master hasn’t gotten a picture of Alec yet. Alec can’t leave.

Shit, you’re right. Eli has to do your portrait first.

I never showed Eli and Tammi’s room so here it is!

It was decorated for Tammi so now that she’s gone it doesn’t really fit Eli 😦

This is the bathroom connected to Eli’s room.

Prisha: Time to change the baby’s diaper!

You wanna explain exactly what’s going on with you right now, or nah?

Prisha: I’m going through a crisis. I’d rather not talk about it.

Just don’t try to flirt with your father-in-law anymore. Or anyone else for that matter.

Poor Prisha. I can’t be mad at her for flirting with Eli :,) Maybe I should be.

Niall: La de da de da just taking a showe- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

Alec: Oh no, Alec thinks this is very awkward. Alec also can’t wait to tell of his brother’s “grow-er not a show-er” status.

Niall: GET OUT!

Ahahahahaha! You didn’t have an issue with public nudity last chapter!

Niall: That was different! I was in mourning!

I really don’t want to get rid of Alec. He was second place in the heir poll and I think he’s hilarious. But I can’t deal with this big of a household. I’m getting tired of controlling everyone. I’ve had a full household for a LONG time now.

I also want to focus on Prisha and Niall’s careers because so far they aren’t going as quickly as Tammi and Eli’s were. Niall is only level 6 and Prisha’s blog level is a level 3 or something.

Prisha: Say, big spoon.

Link: LITTLE SPOON.

Prisha: Oh my god. I’ve never been so drained in my life.

Percy: Hello stranger, let’s be friends!

Percy’s LTW is golden tongue golden fingers and I’ve decided to try and go through with completing it. Hench why he needs new friends.

Oh and Eli started Alec’s portrait, so he’s actually gone this time. It’s been about 3 months since I took these screenshots, so for some reason I didn’t take a picture of Alec leaving. Bye Alec!

Percy makes friends with this guy then ditches him to call another soon-to-be friend on the phone.

Percy: What do you mean you can’t come over? How we gonna be friends like this, Carol??

Yea Carol!

Eli: Herp derp I burnt them.

Sad. Throw them away.

Eli: But then what will I eat?

I don’t know, one of the 20 cakes in the fridge?

Niall: Put your arms out like this!

Link: What?

Niall: It helps with balance! Trust me! This is how I learned how to walk when I was 5!

Niall: Perfect!

Link: Pewfect!

Percy: *I made this tune for you, my maid in black shoes, because you are so hot, and make me hard as a ro-”

OKAY I’LLL STOP YOU THERE BUDDY. TIME TO GO INSIDE.

What’s this? An in-law is spotted? We all know what that means!

A birthday! A birthday in which the lag made the entire household show up 3 hours later than they were supposed to! Yay!

Niall: Disaster birthday parties are my favorite birthday parties!

Oh is that so? Well hurry up and have your fun because you have a gig tonight!

Niall: I’ve gotta peeeee! Blow out the candle’s kiddo, hurry!

Sylvia: Why did you throw a birthday party? Parties are always a disaster in this game.

Honestly though.

Eli: Please tell me I’m hallucinating from exhaustion.

Percy: Oh god, not another weirdo to add to the family.

Well, I won’t say she’s not another weirdo, but at least she’s not a walking glitch.

Sylvia: YAY I’m not a glitch!

Percy: Can we go home now?

Eli: I’m still mildly disturbed.

Sylvia rolled athletic, making her three traits Loves the Heat, Grumpy, and Athletic.

And she’s also adorable! I don’t know whether to have Prisha and Niall have another kid or just stick to 2 this generation. Tell me what you think in the comments, more kids, or leave it simple this generation! I just wish one of the kids would have inherited Prisha’s darker skintone!

Anyways, hope you guys had a great St. Patty’s day! See you soon!