2.11 Magicianing is Hard

Hey guys! It’s been a month! I’m so sorry. Sometimes life catches you and wont let you go. But yesterday I got to actually open my save! And wow, sims is a blast. I honestly forget how much fun I have when I take a long break.

Last time we left off, Niall had his young adult birthday and became a loser who does crappy tricks on the street corner for money, Tammi grew into an elder, Alec grew into a child, and I created Prisha.

Speaking of Prisha, here she is.

Niall: Oh my gosh Alec, not in front of the woman.

Alec: Alec couldn’t hold his bladder any longer!

Prisha: Good thing I was just created and have nothing to compare this situation to so I won’t realize it’s totally insane here!

LOL, yea, good thing.

This is Niall and Prisha’s new bedroom. Well… Prisha’s bedroom. Since she doesn’t know Niall and I doubt she’s going to want to sleep beside of him.

Prisha: That idiot? Definitely not.

Eli: LOL NIALL DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Niall: 😦

Eli: I friggen hate this bed. It sucks. BOO BED!

What the heck? It’s not your bed, go to sleep.

Nicole: Is my daughter-in-law going to die before my husband?

Tammi: *vomits on floor as if her husband wasn’t a ghost for 2/3’s of their marriage*

Lennon: You can’t go home yet, you just got here! I have to fanangle you into breaking up with your boyfriend before we turn into young adults and you get married and knocked up!

Lyndsey: Wtf?

Lyndsey: Wow, thanks for magically healing me with your weird machine thing.

Lennon: Well there’s more where that came from baby.

Oookay, stop before you freak her out even more. JUST BE NORMAL FOR ONCE!

Lennon: Urgh, you’re disgusting. Kids are vile and I hate them.

Alec: Alec was only getting a piece of cake.

Lennon: Well take your piece of cake away from me, you life crusher.

Niall: I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED.

Niall: I’M SCARED.

Stop being an idiot, it’s graduation day. I don’t know how you made straight A’s, but you did so maybe you should start acting like it.

Meanwhile, Prisha was CLEANING. Okay guys, I know this is crazy, but PRISHA FOR HEIRESS.

Niall: You mean ME for heir!

No, I mean disown all of you dumb dumbs and go for someone who actually CARES about this place.

Niall: Hey Prisha, can you get a picture of me and grandpa.

Prisha: Yea sure- OH F***!

Prisha: NOOOOO! WHY!

Me three days after I got my new Samsung 8+ :(((((

I then sent the two of them to drink at the casino.

Prisha: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOG WITH A BROKEN PHONE!

Niall: She’s scary. Am I supposed to love her forever?

You’re going to love her forever, you have no other prospects in this town. You were born before anyone else could even think of doing the dirty.

Oh my God this is hopeless.

Niall: I’m nervous.

… TO THE FOOSBALL TABLE.

Niall: Have you noticed that really pretty vase beside of the TV in the living room?

Prisha: Yea, what about it.

Niall: That’s my grandma’s urn. That means it’s full of her ashes.

NIALL WTF.

Niall: Isn’t that interesting? I thought that was a good topic!

Isaac and Eli went to spend some quality time together at the diner.

Isaac: You plan on killing me off soon don’t you.

What do you mean? You’re already dead.

Isaac: I mean for realz this time.

Nooooo….

Tammi and Percy are the chillest sims in this house.

Alec: Alec thinks he is a pretty chill sim.

Your third person speak gives me headaches.

Alec: Alec believes you made him speak like this. Alec is right, sims cannot actually control themselves. Alec knows…

Made any money yet?

Niall:  Nope, but I did get a call from the police station asking for me to come in.

What? Did they desire your entertainment?

Niall: No, they asked me to help them with a case. With my psychic abilities. Magicians are psychic?

:,)

Alec: Alec slept great!

Alec is missing school.

Alec: Alec thinks school starts too early.

Alec is going to get grounded.

Alec: Alec is scared.

Tammi: You better be, kid.

Tammi: What the heck is your problem?

Alec: Alec was really tired and needed his sleep!

Tammi: Then Alec should have went to bed earlier! I have raised three ALMOST normal kids who are going to school and getting good grades and I will NOT have a hoodlum in my house!

Alec: *ALEC GASPS*

Tammi: So you better float your ghostly ass to school!

Niall: I’M TIRED WORK IS HARD!

Niall: I’ll give you these flowers if I can go home now.

No thanks, you need to get a promotion already. I’m embarrassed by you.

Prisha decided to get a day job at the police station.

Prisha: Traffic officer by day, blogger by night. Living the dream.

Niall: Please lady, help me.

Niall: Today sucks, I wanna quit.

And what about your LTW.

Niall: Forget my LTW, if I keep up this job I’m going to die.

Drama queen.

Is this a vogue photoshoot?

Lennon: Not enough weird winged eyeliner or faux fur.

Lennon: This is fun, just me mom and some fish.

Lennon: Wait, are you supposed to cross rods?

Tammi: Always cross rods, son.

God you’re weird. Old and weird.

Tammi: *Sniggers*

Percy: I’d rather be swimming.

Alec: Alec remember’s you bruising your stomach the last time you went swimming. He thinks it might be best for you to stay away from the swimming pool.

Percy: That was an accident!

Percy: Ha! Grandpa, playing with you is so much fun!

Isaac: You need a shower kid-

*WHACK*

That was cold.

What is this? A smile??

Niall: That’s why I think a party cloudy day would be the best for a magician!

Prisha: He’s dumb but so stinking cute.

Agreed.

Tammi, what are you doing?

Tammi: Pouting.

Why?

Tammi: Because these idiots wont get out of my room and let me sleep.

OH. FINALLY!

I have been waiting for this. My plan has been to have Isaac make enough ambrosia for Percy and Alec as well, so I wont have to deal with anymore floaters. Now my plan is to save up for a food replicator so I can have unlimited ambrosia!

Isaac: My return to the underworld is on the horizon.

Are you not ready to finally be dead? You’re completely fulfilled. Although you didn’t earn ANY points for the legacy other than one for bringing in the first generation because you DIED and made everything irrelevant.

Isaac: You’re still salty about that? It was a FREAK BIRTHDAY CAKE FIRE.

Niall: Science says me and you should date.

Prisha: That makes no sense but I am suddenly falling for your charms.

They are now friends. IT IS WORKING.

Eli: This pool is the bomb.

Prisha: Work is hard.

Prisha: Good thing I came up with a good blog post about life hacks to make work easier!

Lyndsey! WAIT. SHE’S GROWN.

IT’S LENNON’S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Lyndsey: Ew, ghosts.

Percy: It’s my birthday too!

Percy: I wish for a hot girlfriend that will help me win the heir vote!

So cute, don’t grow up yet!

Alec is laughing, Isaac is super pissed for reasons unknown.

Isaac: Oh God, please get his hair back.

Percy: You don’t like this?

Isaac: Unimpressed.

Tammi: *Is old and is impressed and unimpressed with everything at the same time*

Alec: HAH. Alec finds it hilarious that the stupid creator didn’t wait for the textures to load before taking a picture!

Tammi: Lol, that is kinda funny.

Percy rolled schmoozer as his fourth trait. He is now a TV loving photographer that can play any instrument well and also can talk anyone into giving him money. Why does this crack me up.

Lennon: It’s my turn now!

Alec: Alec is next.

Lennon: No you dumb idiot of a kid, you’re birthday is forever from now. Get out of my shot.

Lyndsey pointed and laughed as her SOON TO BE BOYFRIEND aged up.

Lennon: I wish that Lyndsey loved me and that Alec wasn’t a dumb kid and was a teen already so I could like him.

Lennon: *Cake in face*

Lennon: Mmmm, smells good.

Lennon: Nope nope, no more pictures until you change my hair.

Lennon: That’s better.

OMG, hottie much? Lennon rolled Loves the Cold as his last trait. Went out on a boring note huh?

His LTW is Pervasive Private Eye. I already regret choosing that one. With both Niall and Lennon having jobs that take continual effort… I’m going to die.

Percy: Awh hell yea!

Tammi: Language!

Percy: Still rocking out.

Niall: Do you think she will remember to mention that we moved right after Lennon’s birthday?

Prisha: Do you think she’s going to tell Lennon that she left his almost girlfriend back in the old save?

OKAY GUYS. Yes, I did move them. I really didn’t want to. I love Lucky Palms and I wanted to stay there for generation 3, but the town was so laggy. Not horrible laggy, but laggy enough that it just wasn’t that fun. I think it was because of all of the inlaws (aka Kara, Louisa, Irwin, Jute, and Jace) so I decided to move away from them. Honestly, we never saw them anyways. So what was the point of having them clog up my game. So now the family is living in Starlight Shores, because if Niall is chosen it will just be easiest that way. And if anyone else is then I can make the proper adjustments.

Isaac: So, did I make this all for nothing or what?

Nope, but long story freaking short, the dumb food replicator doesn’t work on ambrosia (dumb me, I know) So I wasted all of this time for nothing.

I decided to keep the house. I want to build a new one, but I love this one so much and I JUST renovated the back yard! Urgh, sims is harder than real life sometimes, I swear.

Tammi took up her old hobby again.

So she and Percy could have this awkward back to back jam session.

Oh my, things are finally heating up between these two.

Niall: I bought you something. $40 flowers!

It’s sad that they’re about that expensive in real life as well.

Prisha: *Smells face* You smell like Lemons.

LOL.

Lennon is cooking his first ever meal!

Lennon: I’m mad at you.

I’m going to go retrieve Lyndsey you jerk! Next time I load up the game. Definitely not today.

Prisha: How are you so good at this yet so dumb?

Niall: Are you kidding? Magicians are smart!

Prisha: Yea, and apparently psychic if I asked you.

Percy: Now that I’m a teenager, can we be friends?

Lennon: Totally.

WTF. HOW. We move to a new town and the paparazzi start breaking in.

Niall: It’s a nice morning to go fishing with you mom.

Niall: Is there a reason you’re standing in the tree?

Tammi: Camouflage.

Niall: OMG duh! That makes so much sense.

*Facepalm*

Isaac: Okay, it’s time to die.

I’ll miss you Isaac. You were the shittiest founder ever, but at least you came back to life to help raise the third generation. I guess that kinda makes up for it.

Isaac: Yea, thanks for making me stick around for the money and babysitting I supplied.

No problem.

And instead of going quietly, he then tried to crash my game. DAMN YOU ISAAC. Rip Isaac for the second time. You died before I could even get three dang points out of you (the two being from existing and doing the dirty) but at least you stuck around long enough to make some money.

Is that your bathing suit?

Prisha: … Yes.

Don’t you have work this morning?

Look at these bunch of grown ups.

Niall: WORK IS HARD AND I’M GOING TO STARVE.

Eli: I laugh at your pain.

I don’t know if ambrosia doesn’t work until your a young adult or if they just glitched out, but after they ate it and went through the transformation, they were still ghosts. So I cheated it away. BUT IT WASN’T CHEATING BECAUSE I MADE AND FED THEM THE STUPID AMBROSIA. I WAS SO TIRED OF THE SLOW FLOATING EVERYWHERE OKAY?

Niall: The smell of victory.

You finally got a promotion?

Niall: You betcha!

Alright, this is where I’m going to leave this chapter. Because I ran out of pics. But don’t worry, next chapter is the HEIR POLL. Yes, finally! Do you guys think it’s a good idea to wait until the entire generation is teens, or what method would you use? I would love to hear you guys’ input.

Well, I hope you’ve all had a great, rainy springtime! Or whatever season it is where you live. Thanks for reading!