2.9 You Need Anger Management

Welcome back guys! See, I told you I was going to try to get back on the ball with chapters;)

Last time we left off. Tammi FINALLY achieved her dream of bringing her husband back to life, many birthdays happened, and the last of Gen 3 was born. It really wont be long at all now until we get a heir poll, hope you’re all ready for that! 😉

See, just because you’re not the baby does not mean you’re forgotten!

Percy: Yea yea yea…

Lennon: I have them in my sights, captain! Should I take the shot?

Lennon: Yes, just a little closer now…

Lennon: PEW PEW PEW PEW! We got em’!

I honestly have no favorites this generation. They’re all so unique that I can’t choose. And adorable, might I mention.

Lennon: Hey mom, take THIS!

Tammi: *jumps as if she has been shot* MY LEG!

Lennon: Mom, it’s just a pillow…

Tammi: HAHAHAHA SIKE! I WIN NOW.

Doing some midnight telescoping?

Niall: Doing some… what? You’re weird.

Lennon: Wait, it’s my birthday already?

You things grow faster than weeds. But seriously, the normal setting is so fast. I actually tried changing it, but then it goes too slow. So normal setting it is. I just try to make the best out of what little childhoods they have.

Lennon: I wish for my own bedroom!

LOL, nice try kid. It’s either room with your brother, or your grandpa. Your choice.

Tammi: YAY, it’s my sons birthday!

Have you noticed that in some pictures Lennon looks Asian? He has Isaac’s eye shape, but I’m not sure why they look so Asian on him. Not that I mind it, because he’s stinking adorable.

Why is Eli so unamused in this picture? I don’t know.

Lennon rolled dislikes children as his fourth trait, which matches his totally douchey teenage look.

Lennon: I don’t know whether to laugh or yell about that statement.

Me either.

Percy: Something is happening. Something that is going to change the amount of attention I get.

Tammi: Is it because of this scoundrels birthday?

I think so.

Alec: SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING. STOP PAPA ROACH, STOP!

OH HELLO CUTIE!

I’ve had this toddler emo hair for a long time now, and I’ve wanted to use it so bad. HE’S SO CUTE. Do you guys have a favorite? I don’t. I CAN’T DECIDE.

Lennon: Who gave me this job.

And idiot. Put the kid down and continue with your previous endeavor.

Have I showed you guys this yet? See, this is the problem with waiting so long between chapters. You forget EVERYTHING. I have notes, but I don’t write down everything that happens.

Tammi: KUNG FU MASTER!

WHAT? Didn’t I change your traits forever ago?? See, this is what I mean. I’m so confused.

Tammi: Okay, little fruit. Grow quickly so we can send grandpa Isaac back to the underworld and have an extra bedroom instead of cramming four kids into two small rooms.

Just another picture to show off how cute Alec is. All of this generation’s kids look so unique, there’s not one I can rule out immediately. Even Niall, whose almost a clone of his mom, is so different looking as a boy that I hardly care.

What are you up to?

Niall: Who knows, you took these screenshots three weeks ago and didn’t specify in your notes. Probably learning the writing skill.

Alec: Wood stick is very chewy. Alec likes!

Don’t talk about yourself in third person, that’s weird.

Alec: Alec cares not what you say. Alec is baby.

Alec is going to be sent to military school after his birthday if Alec doesn’t put a sock in it.

What are you two doing?

Niall: Synchronized actions. It’s for bonding.

Niall: Here brother, I have a great desire to give you a present. Take this laptop.

Lennon: What is this crap?

Lennon: Looks cheap.

Lennon: We’re not even friends. Throw it out.

Niall: Are you… what?

Niall: You’re a dick. I should kick you out of my room. You can’t do that.

Niall: Whatever.

Wow, our eldest child is making his first meal!

Niall: Have to do something to get rid of the feeling of horrible sadness. Since my brother hates me.

Your brother doesn’t hate you he’s just a douche.

Speaking of the douche, here he is in all of his glory. Please, tell everyone why you’re here Lennon.

Lennon: I want to beat the crap out of a teen.

You’ve never even worked out. You never even joined a sports team. I’ve never even seen you pass a ball.

Lennon: Shut up, I can do it.

Well, here are the park goers, just here to have some fun. I spot a teen.

Lennon: Hey, you suck, let’s fight.

Kid: What?

Lennon: You’re GARBAGE!

Kid: No, my sister is garbage! Get it right!

Then he ran way leaving Lennon very unfulfilled.

Lennon: Might as well get something out of this trip.

I didn’t know you were interested in music.

Niall: Yes you did, you’re the one who locks in my wishes.

You know, you’ve been a real turd since Lennon didn’t get you give him a present.

Oh, what is this? A paparazzi catching on fire in the backyard? What else is new.

I have no reason for taking this picture except for the fact that my decorating skills were real good in this room.

Isaac: That one is definitely 7.

Niall: Grandpa, there’s no way that’s 7.

Isaac: Whose the genius here?

Eli: A birthday already? Didn’t I just start aging a few days ago?

You’re an idiot, get out of the way.

So cute.

Ya want your hair back?

Percy: Yes please.

There ya go. Percy rolled photographer’s eye.

Tammi: *is dead*

Eli: Holy mamma my wife is hawt.

Agreed. Tammi is super cute.

Percy: THREE. TWO. ONE…

Percy: BLASTOFF!

I’m sure you have spaceship toys downstairs.

Percy: But it’s way more fun with the dolls!

That woman is staring you down.

Niall: I got promoted, can I quit now?

LOL! No.

Niall: MY LIFE IS SO HARD.

Paparazzi: *writes down slander*

Not trying to kill your mojo, but it doesn’t look like that’s an easy way to hold your paintbrush.

Percy: You know nothing, let the artist work.

WOW, well done.

Percy: Wee wee artist.

Still trying to get more life fruits so I can finally kill off

Isaac. Isaac: Good luck, I’m already dead.

Tammi: It’s a UNICORN!

And that’s as far as their relationship got.

Percy: …

Percy: I’m trying to…

Percy: SLEEP!

Calm down, I got him out of your room, sheesh.

Percy: I think I’m going to sleep with grandpa.

*two hours later*

Alec: ARGHGHHGHG!

NOT AGAIN.

Does this girl look familiar to you? Yea, me neither.  She’s Jute’s daughter but she looks nothing like her. Her names Keli, and she’s Niall’s favorite cousin.

Do you know what day it is?

Eli: Friday?

No, I mean yes, but today’s a special day.

It’s your anniversary!

What’s this, a DATE??

This is Lindsay Lancaster, and I am incredibly partial to her because of her last name.

And also how adorable she is.

Or should I say, how adorable she WAS. This is her after leaving Lennon randomly at the park after asking Niall out on a date. After I realized what was happening, I quickly sent Niall home. No reason to make the brothers hate eachother even more.

This fish means the completion of Tammi’s LTW and yet another point added to the legacy!

I don’t think Niall told Lennon about the date mishap earlier…

Okay I realize this is a super long chapter, I hope you guys don’t get too bored. Next chapter will be more birthday’s and soon enough will be the heir poll! I’m excited but not all at the same time because it will mean I’ll have to take a break from playing for at least a week. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed!