1.14 All Grown Up

Hey guys! Happy late Thanksgiving to all. I know it’s been a little over a week, but it’s been hectic. I did get to play some though, and I am glad to say I have started Generation 2 in my game. Now all we have to do is catch up here.

Jace: Are we dressed up for prom? I love prom.

Louisa: No, you idiot. You’re coming to my graduation.

Louisa seems way more excited about this than I am. I’m not ready for her to leave :,(

Louisa: Cute man. Stop, must speak to cute man.

Story progression is making it a pain to set the spares up with anyone. All of their suitors are already married. I don’t have enough time to spend with them to break up a family gosh dangit!

Irwin: YUM snowflakes.

Louisa: My brother’s an idiot. Can I get a job and move out now?

I was actually expecting Louisa to win the heir poll. I picked private eye for her LTW for that reason. I don’t know how well she will progress in that career as a townie. But we will see.

Turns out, prom actually was that night. All of the teens went.

Irwin: I think I changed my mind. I’m hungry can I go home?

Nope. Maybe you’ll find a girlfriend.

While Jace was waiting outside, I noticed some familiar faces heading into the school.

Tammi was there, looking even more adorable now that she wasn’t making that weird face.

Her older sister, Camilla, was there as well. Sadly, I don’t think things are going to work out for her and Irwin.

You look spiffy in your work clothes.

Jace: My needs have never been this low in all of my sim days of life.

The entire house was miserable. The teens had spent their entire day waiting for Louisa to graduate and then going straight to prom. Nicole had to go out mooching money for donation, leaving Isaac and Eli the only happy people in the house. Speaking of our little heir Eli, where the heck has he been thus far? Don’t ask me, I played this chapter two weeks ago and my notes say nothing about him. He was probably sculpting instead of attending prom with the rest of his siblings. Figures.

I even have this picture of Kara. Maybe he’ll show up soon.

But before that, it’s Irwin’s birthday! As you can see, Eli didn’t find it important enough to show his face for that, either.

Irwin: I wish for Jute to take a bath.

Jace: ME TOO, SHE STANK UP OUR ENTIRE ROOM LAST NIGHT.

Irwin looks as confused about his outfit as I am.

There we go. Irwin rolled mean spirited as his last trait. I think that’s a sure sign that he and Louisa are supposed to move out together so they can hate everything in unison. I picked world renowned surgeon as his LTW. Neither he or Louisa will be sticking around much longer. Both of their LTW’s are impossible to fulfill in a short amount of time. As soon as I get their portraits they’re outta here.

FINALLY our beloved heir makes an appearance. I sent him searching for Tammi, as Fibijean and I both agree that Candi looks a little too much like Nicole for our liking. Nicole went as well to mooch more money from old rich people. As you can see, Tammi aged up. Shes a few days older than Eli.

Tammi: Ew, a ghost.

The guy in the graduation robes is Tammi’s husband. She was married off as soon as she was done with high school, as per usual story progression. I wont lie, I did put her on birth control via master controller. I’m not ready to deal with any awkward step-children.

Eli: Hi, I’m-

Tammi: EW EW EW

Eli: -you’r future husband and the father of your children.

Good introduction, you dip.

By the time everyone stopped freaking out about Eli and having intense hunger pains, Tammi was going home and therefore unclickable.

*Random shot of portraits by Jace*

I also just realized I never even got Irwin’s portrait before kicking him out. I don’t think they count after they leave the household, do they?

Everyone awkwardly stood in the kitchen waiting for me to return to control them. Come on guys, you can’t do anything without my help?

Irwin: Yes, my sister and I would like to move out. Life here sucks now that we are all not equally controlled.

Louisa and Irwin got kicked out into the world to fend for themselves.

Eli: Don’t mind me, just moseying on home.

That’s not home, Eli.

Eli: Nonsense. This fine gentlemen is just offering me a ride home.

When Eli finally floated through the door, everyone had just gotten into bed. Isaac got up and stood at the stairs for a moment before deciding it wasn’t worth it and going back to bed.

Jute needed to catch a fish for school, and since they live beside of a fishery, I sent her over to get a goldfish.

Jute: OW

Why the heck would you fall? You’re not clumsy.

Back at home, Eli broke the dish washer, pissing himself and the maid off.

Me, everyday.

Eli: I know yesterday you thought I was gross, but I’ll be aging up in 3 days and I don’t think you’ll keep those feelings.

^ What Eli wanted to say.

Eli: Nice house.

^ What Eli actually said.

They got to friendship status. I guess she decided he wasn’t as gross as she thought at first glace. Tammi is also in the music industry.

Hey Jace, wanna do something interesting?

Jace: Go bug someone else. I your designated point earner, if you forgot.

I cleaned out inventories again and found this picture of Eli at prom. Huh, he must have went and done nothing interesting. I don’t even have a picture of him arriving.

Here are the twins.

Kara spends all her time leveling up for her LTW.

Nicole was throwing a campaign party when this happened.

Jute: Ohmygosh I just realized the smoke alarm is not directly overhead the stove!

Isaac: Move out of the way Jute!

Irwin: LOL fire.

Louisa: Wtf, is that TV seriously broken AGAIN?

Old man: BOO broken TV! Someone fix that!

Kara in background: There is no fire. I am in perfect serenity.

Everyone: Flipping out.

Kara: Floating on oblivious cloud.

Wow this party is drop dead awesome, that’s for sure.

After fire, Irwin proceeds to dance with old pudding face lady who just gave birth the day before.

Louisa: That’s disgusting, brother.

Jute has taken to scaring everyone in the house.

Constantly.

Nicole: Hah, Isaac almost peed himself.

Kara: You know who I really hate dad?

Isaac: Who?

Kara: Jute.

Isaac: Same.

Eli: You know, maybe if you did the dishes once in a while, your family wouldn’t hate you.

Eli: *Twerks because of hatred of TV*

Jace: Too bad doing dishes wont fix his issues.

The teens had rock finding opportunities for school, so naturally, I sent their older sister in the middle of the night to find them.

Kara: I wish you had moved me out as well.

In the morning, Eli went to the science facility to drop them off.

Eli: I have a strange pull to go back home.

Wtf kind of glitch is this? I reset him in fear of something weird happening.

Did you two really have to go into the one person whose sleeping’s room to have a pillow fight?

Isaac: Last person out when she wakes up is sure to get a karate chop to the face. I’ll race ya.

This is only a little creepy.

Eli: Dis hermwerk cernfurses meh.

It’s a good thing that it’s your birthday today then, isn’t it?

Eli: I’ll still read this book for increased school performance.

Nicole comes home with level 9. I might cry. You’re gonna make it old girl.

Nicole: Darn right I am. No 6 dumb kids are gonna stop me.

Eli: Hey Tammi, I’m growing into a big boy today. Want to come over and watch? No? Alright well I’ll call you later then when you wont be able to resist my manly looks. Uh huh. Bye.

She was actually at work, but that’s much more funny to me.

Jute: It’s my birthday!

Eli: No dis my cake. Get out of the way.

Jute: Wtf.

Jute: *Blows birthday horn angerly*

Nicole: My heir is growing up? Eh.

Nicole: Just kidding. I’ll stand here and watch over the sparkles.

Jute: GOD I WANT TO KILL MYSELF WITH THAT CAKE.

Eli: OMG birthday sparkles attack!

Jute: That’s what you get. That cake was totally supposed to be mine.

He looks a lot like Isaac, with different coloring. But I think all of the kids were face clones. I’ve never had an entire set of 6 kids come out looking so like their one parent. Hopefully next generation we will see a better mix.

Eli rolled sailor as his last trait. I don’t know where to go from here. Isla Paradiso is so laggy, I will never move the family there. Should I move them to another town that has houseboats? Will a big houseboat lag really terribly? I don’t have much experience with them. If anyone knows, please inform me. I also picked descendant of da Vinci as his LTW.

This is a super long chapter. I hope it doesn’t get too boring. But next chapter will finally be the beginning of Generation 2! Leave a comment about what you think about big houseboats. Thanks for reading!