1.9 Gee Wow You’re a Loser

Hey guys! Hope you’re having a good day. I’ve been feeling a little under the weather these past couple of days. But I’m here with a new chapter! We’re getting so close to the heir poll. I’m ready to get back into game, so lets get on with it!

We last left off with a family trip to the park. Because the Lemons are close and not at all because I needed them off the lot so I could remodel the house.

And look who decided to crash the family gathering. It’s Irwin’s love interest, Autumn the Face One!

Irwin: Why are you making me talk to her.

Stop being a butt, Irwin. One day you’re going to be old and story progression will leave no single ladies for you and you’re too nice to break up a relationship. What will you do then? Are you sure a Face One is too good for you?

Irwin: :,(

Irwin: I’m told if I don’t befriend you I’ll be alone forever. So what are you like?

Autumn: Well, I’m a natural born performer. One day, I might be a millionaire.

Irwin: Maybe talking to you isn’t a bad idea after all.

See? Overlord always knows best.

Nichole: It’s so dirty in here! Why can’t you be a ghost and be helpful like your dad and brother?

Louisa: Aren’t you forgetting about Jute?

Nichole: What is a Jute?

Louisa: Your youngest kid? Your sixth child?

Nichole: Stop making stuff up, I have five children. You think I could forget about my own child?

-_-

Jute: Why does mommy not remember me?

Jace: Well sister, you’re literally invisible.

Jute: :,(

What’s the point of wearing a sweater with those shorts?

Kara: These are my work clothes.

Ahh, mk. Salon dress code is only a little weird.

Eli: Isn’t this fun brother? Playing in the rain! Man, we’re going to be so fit.

Irwin: Ehhh, yea. Sure.

Eli: Freaking wuss. “I don’t want to get sick.” “What if we get struck by lightening?” No brother of mine.

What are you up to?

Eli: Nothing going on here. Except for that disgusting broken toilet.

Who decided it was a good idea to stuff you into the swing in the dark?

Jute: GUESS. JUST GUESS WHO.

*Flashback*

Nichole: See you later, kid. I’ve got some early morning cartoons to catch.

Nichole: Oh yea. Teen Titans really tickles my pickle. What do you think, gnomie?

Gnome: *crickets chirping*

Nichole: Good input.

Nichole: See ya later twerps! The office is calling my name!

That’s right! Nichole finally gets to go to work after popping out six babies over the coarse of her young adult and adult life stages. And I need that completed LTW legacy point SO YOU BETTER GET TO LEVEL 10 BEFORE YOU DIE.

Louisa: There’s a disturbance in the force.

Louisa: Oh, it’s just that stupid broken toilet.

That’s what the disturbance wants you to think.

Louisa: Wait a second…

Louisa: ELI YOU’RE

Louisa: DEAD.

Aren’t you too young to drink?

Louisa: This is a video game. Who cares how old I am.

Fair enough.

LOOK, SIBLING BONDING! I sent Irwin to meet up with Louisa so they could eat together.

Louisa: I stood waiting in the rain for you. And I have to pay for your food because you don’t have a job. I don’t know yet what you owe me for this, but it’s something.

Meanwhile, look at how beautiful the scenery is in this game.

And it’s birthday time! Finally, no more toddlers. For this generation, at least.

Nichole: I couldn’t be happier.

Meanwhile, other twin sits in the floor starving.

Jute: At least feed me while I wait for my cake!

Oops, too late. For some reason, the game decided to age up Jute before I could get her to her cake. Leaving her to age up by herself while her family has a party for her sister right behind her.

Jute: Why do they hate me?

I have no idea. I didn’t stage this.

Jace: Yay sparkles!

Jute rolled family-oriented. She must have a great heart to love her family after they abuse her so much. And Jace rolled photographer’s eye.

I didn’t get a picture of Jute de-ghostified, because apparently I hate her as much as the rest of her family does.

Wow guys, is homework really that bad?

All together: Yes.

Kara: YAY we’re not all sharing the same room anymore.

Yep, with the new upstairs I have three rooms for the kids now. It’s probably about time that I split up the boys and girls from their very small shared room. Still didn’t have enough money to buy them new beds, though. Maybe soon!

And here’s the twins bedroom. Very bland. I did what I could with our limited funds.

And here’s the boys room. Much eyesore very wow.

That door you see is the entrance to Isaac and Nichole’s room, which I didn’t take any pictures of for whatever known reason. I ran out of monies so the hallway is dark and creepy and empty.

But I did remember to take a picture of the new upstairs bathroom! It kind of looks like it’s covered in mold, now that I see it again.

Nichole: I got promoted.

Nichole finally reached level 6 the day before her elder birthday. Is it possible to get 4 more promotions before she kicks the bucket? No idea.

Kara: Is she okay?

As okay as she can be.

Kara: Maybe if I starve myself someone will be forced to make real food.

Kara: Wow it worked!

Jace: Don’t lie, Kara. We all know you made these.

Irwin: Waffles sent from the heavens. My birthday wish finally came true.

I think it’s time for a maid.

I finally got a shot of Jute de-ghostified in CAS. She’s real cute. I actually think she and Jace are the most genetically mixed out of all the kids.

I think I took this picture out of pity because it’s been a while since Isaac has even been in the background of a screenshot. I don’t think he’s doing anything of value here. Just letting you know he does still exist.

Are you really talking to your dad on the phone? He’s just upstairs.

Irwin: Don’t be dumb. Me and dad got off the phone 10 minutes ago. I’m trying to ask Kristina Costa to come over now.

Shy little Irwin couldn’t get her to accept his invite, so I had him call another girl. She wouldn’t come over either, so I finally said screw it and hunted one of his schoolmates down and sent him to her house.

Kara: Where are you going?

Irwin: Stalking a girl that might end up marrying me.

Louisa: Oh my gosh. You’re kidding.

Irwin: Please remove yourself from my way.

Louisa: He’s going to get himself shot.

Kara: Nah, he’s to sweet to shoot.

Louisa: That’s wishful thinking, sister.

Jace: He’s actually an idiot.

Isaac: Don’t talk about your brother like that. Even though you’re partially correct. Wait, what the heck is wrong with your legs?

Jace: Deformity.

Apparently Jace’s skirt whacks out when she sits down. But I don’ think I bother to change it for a while, because I’m a lazy idiot.

Irwin: You did not send me out here in the rain.

Irwin: For them to not be home.

I wonder what skill you’re raising right now. The loser skill?

Irwin: I hate you.

Meanwhile, the girls are spending girl time with the TV.

Louisa: Why are you the only one gaining skill?

Kara: None of the rest of you have cooked a meal in your life. You can’t gain a skill in something you don’t even understand.

LOL and they all complain there’s no real food in the house.

Eli: TV is the devil. You’re all going to get fat and die young.

Chill, technophobe.

I just realized this chapter is LONG. So I’m going to cut it here. Hope you guys enjoyed it! Next chapter, I think we have a few birthdays (wow shocker) and such and other. Hopefully we will have a heir poll real soon because I’m ready to open the Lemons save file again!