Hey guys! How are y’all doing? Life is a little frustrating for me right now, but that’s totally normal and hopefully everything will get back on track soon. 🙂 Anyways, lets get to what you came for, the Lemons! We left off with a wedding and a lot of birthdays.

You’re cooking your first meal!
Kara: If I eat anymore cake, I’m going to die of diabetes.
… so you’re cooking waffles.
Kara: So I’m cooking waffles.
Mk, fine.

You might be wondering what this picture is for. Well, it’s not only to show off the fact I STILL haven’t fixed the wallpaper in the bathroom.

It’s because I spent more than 700$ when we were BROKE on this PERFECT mirror for little Mrs. Snob and its freaking GLITCHED AND SHE CANT EVEN USE IT.

And because the other USEABLE mirror was in the only bathroom in the house, aka, there was always someone coming in and kicking Nichole out of her skill building, I bought her another one.
AND HERE SHE IS ROUTE FAILING TO THAT ONE AS WELL.
Nichole: Help, I cant get to my bedroom wall because of unknown reasons.
Please just… please just get into the house before creepy ax murderer dude kills your dumb butt.

So sold is the broken idiot wall mirror and it is replaced by this far more expensive standing mirror.
Nichole: Yay skill building!
Yep, you finally finished teaching toddler skills to get back to work three days before your elder birthday, I FINALLY GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED.

Eli: What are you, a housewife?
Kara: Nope, just neurotic. Dirty stoves can give you malaria, little brother.

Eli: Would mom agree with that?
Kara: Shut up or I’m throwing out your waffles.
Eli: Yep, shutting up.

Louisa: So, you like baseball sis?
Gnome: Thanks for asking my input. Rude.

Look at this beautiful bathroom I built for the kiddos! Wow, 10/10, perfect, much less eyesore… Wait, maybe not.

Today’s also Irwin’s birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIDDO! What are you gonna wish for?
Irwin: Zzz… Pancakes. Food. I wish you would stop sending me to bed without feeding me… I’m going to starve.
Shut up you’re fine… Sims can’t starve in their sleep. :,)

Meanwhile, Kara and Eli are taking advantage of the only thing this household finds joy in anymore.
Kara: I only do this so you’ll forget about me and I’ll get out of doing my homework.
Hah, good one. I’ll never forget about homework. NEVER!

Grouch face is back at it again. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SCREW UP YOUR ENTIRE STORY ARCH BY ROLLING MEAN SPIRITED, LOUISA?? WHY??

There we go. Put her in front of kids and her grouch face finally goes away. 🙂
Louisa: GOOD JOB SISTER GOSH YOU’RE AMAZING.

Irwin: Okay family, I’m awake now. Can we celebrate my birthday now?

Irwin: Heh. They’re not coming.
Don’t cry kiddo. This is a legacy, everyone gets ignored once in a while.

Nichole: NOT MY SON.
Louisa: Whoooo, more birthday cake! We won’t starve!
Isaac: Is it bedtime yet.

Irwin: I wish for… dinner that isn’t three week old birthday cake!

Too bad boy, I don’t know what kind of family you think you live in. With a dad that’s a cook or something.
Irwin rolled shy as his teen trait. And gosh is he cute. But he looks just like Nichole too. DANGIT NICHOLE WHY ARE YOUR GENETICS SO STRONG??

Nichole: YAY ANOTHER FACE CLONE!
Louisa: I’m running out of air in my lungs to blow this thing.
Eli: Bored, bored I’M BORED.

Irwin: My wish for real food didn’t come true.
Eli: Maybe don’t parade your wish all over the place then. You know what they say, if you want a wish to come true you have to keep it to yourself.
Irwin: Good grief you’re a party pooper today.

Where are you running off to Louisa?
Louisa: Prom. I didn’t specifically want to go. But fine.

Irwin: Teen for a day and already hitting up prom. I’m gonna be prom king.
Don’t get your hopes up nerd. Irwin rolled a wish to go to prom which I had totally forgot was happening. And I sent his sister with him because, well, she wasn’t doing anything else really.

Louisa: I look pretty cute. Maybe it won’t be all that bad.
That’s the spirit.

Louisa: Nevermind. I forgot how much I hate all of these people.
I didn’t bother taking screenshots of their prom happenings because the recycled pop ups don’t interest me anymore. But apparently Louisa begged for people to vote her prom queen and she won.
Louisa: That is so fully against my personality.
That’s what I’m saying. and Irwin won prom king. That’s pretty awkward. Can you imagine having to dance with your freshman brother at prom.

I heard you met a girl at prom.
Irwin: Yea, but she’s a pudding face. WAIT WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP IN OUR MAILBOX?!?

Huh, look at that. Extremely expensive wedding gifts that have no plausible way of all being in the mailbox. I kept the basketball game thing and the chicken coop and sold the rest of it. I wish I had wrote down who bought Isaac and Nichole a gambling machine.

Meanwhile, Nichole is doing her best to reach her LTW. Since she spent her entire young adult and adult life stage’s raising six kids. PUSH IT NICHOLE PUSH IT! I NEED THAT LEGACY POINT.

Jace: Please don’t stick your finger in my mouth mom.
Nichole: Holy cow I think you have more teeth than me.

I think Nichole was right. What are you feeding these toddlers?
Jace: HAPPY JUICE.

Speaking of toddlers, where’s your ghastly sister?
Jace: Once again forgotten.
Dangit. I don’t dislike any of the kids. I don’t know why I never give Jute any showtime.

WAIT THERE SHE IS. Sleeping. Maybe this is why I don’t photograph her.

Kara: Did you actually come in here to yell at me for getting to the baby first?
Louisa: You’re not as good at feeding her as I am. How dare you.

Kara: Sheesh you’re MEAN SPIRIT is showing sister. Take it down a few notches.

Teenage Louisa is a douche bag who doesn’t know what “take it down a few notches” means. Still beautiful, though. :,)

Louisa: Okay I’m not mad anymore lets gossip.
That’s usually how arguing with family goes.

And what does an awkward shot of the family standing beside the road as if they were homeless entail? House modifications of course!

The legacy mansion is coming along pretty well I think. It was definitely slow going there for a while.

And that’s where I’ll end this chapter that was a month coming. Hope someone out there gets enjoyment out of my poor commentating. 🙂 Oh, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Hope you had a great time getting candy or partying or, ya know, watching TV by yourself. No one’s judging you.
Omg Nichole’s genes are SO STRONG!!!!!!
I don’t know if you noticed in my legacy but Kellen’s nose–yes, Kellen, the spouse from gen 3–LASTS TILL GEN SEVEN EVERY SINGLE HEIR HAS HIS STUPID NOSE!!!!!! Gen 8 is the first heir that has a different nose and thank god all possible heirs for gen nine didn’t get the nose either. That nose is gone, out of the gene pool. No longer able to haunt me.
Sorry xD had to rant about sim genes being so STUBBORN!!!!
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LOL! That is actually hilarious. I did notice they have all had the same nose but I didn’t realize that was who it originated from! Four generations of the same nose! Wow! Now I’m really curious if any of the Lemons genetics have traveled that far!
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