1.5 Ex-husband Twice Removed

I just realized these chapters are SHORT. Let me remind you, while I was playing I didn’t really know how many screenshots I needed to take and of what. Now that I know I need more, it can only get better from here. Right? That’s how it works right?

I’m just ready to catch up completely with what I’ve got so I can start being better at this whole blogging thing. I hope it’s been at least a little amusing thus far.

So lets get right into it. Last chapter we sped through the birth of three children and the death of my founder.

Now we begin with a birthday. Yes, already. Nichole has spent all of her time in the legacy house being pregnant and raising babies.

Nichole: I wasted away my younger years and now I’m middle aged.

You’ll have plenty of time to finish you LTW now… but who is that I spy in the corner? That hand peeking out…

That’s right, standing in the corner of the disgusting bathroom, celebrating his wife’s forgotten birthday, is Isaac.

Isaac: Aren’t you so lucky to have me back?

Yes actually. There are three kids in the house and they’re driving both me and Nichole insane. Nichole got the “bring your loved ones urn to the science facility and let us revive them” pop up, and for the first time ever (I think) I used it. I really missed Isaac, and I think he deserves more than a firey death.

Also, somewhere in between Isaac’s death and his coming back was Irwin’s birthday. I think he looks the most like dad between the three kids, even with his black hair. He’s also got on a Harry Potter shirt, so, winner.

The family easily got back into the grove of things. I guess having a ghastly dad isn’t too big of a difference from having a flesh and bone one.

Isaac: Now just move your feet.

Louisa: You mean I can’t just levitate like you?

Poor kid. I wish I could just levitate. Walking is hard.

Following the pacing of a legacy, there was yet another birthday in the house.

Good God Isaac, are you okay? Why do you look like a creepypasta character? Guess we should change Isaac’s name to Jeff the Killer .

Kara grew up to reveal her face clone properties. She literally is her mother. Even their coloring’s are the same. She gained the trait eco-friendly to join neurotic and disciplined.

Kara: If we kill the planet, we will have no where to go.

Ah, neurotic and eco-friendly. That is quite believable.

Kara: Ready, Louisa?

Kara: BOO I AM NO CHIN WOMAN.

Hope you don’t get stuck like that.

Irwin took my place as favorite kid looks wise. It used to be Louisa but she is a face clone of her mom as well. None of the kids got their dads lips.

Irwin: Hah, I’m the favorite.

Yea, well hopefully I wont have to choose my own heir, so who knows if you’ll win or not.

Kara: You hear that blocks? She’s talking like the heir poll is going to be limited to only us.

What are you talking about, Kara?

Kara: Like you don’t already know mom’s pregnant again. Just because you can’t earn points from completing dad’s LTW now doesn’t mean you don’t want to.

Okay, so she’s right. Much to Nichole’s dismay, she still doesn’t get to go back to work. We’ve got two more babies to go!

And that night while they were getting robbed, she knew it.

Nichole: More stupid babies. I just want to go to work, zzzz.

Isaac: CAN WE JUST BUY AN ALARM SO THIS WONT HAPPEN ANYMORE?

And then Nichole woke up to do this.

Nichole: CAN YOU TWO TAKE IT OUTSIDE? I’M PREGNANT AND TRYING TO SLEEP IN HERE. *goes crosseyed*

Nichole: *inhuman gurgling noises*

Isaac: Heh, my wife’s weird.

And also, the reason for you not having an alarm system can be blamed on that expensive mirror caught in this screenshot that your wife had to have.

AND WAIT. NOT WIFE. It turns out, when you come back from the underworld, human ties such as ‘wife’ dissipate, leaving you as some weird engaged couple with no ability to marry. And since they both had wishes locked in worth a lot of LTR points, I needed them to be married. So I did what I had to and ended things between them, thinking I could easily get their relationship back into shape. I was wrong.

This became the sleeping situation, because ghost dad was mad at flesh mom for breaking up so they could get back together properly.

Nichole: (probably) *dreaming about how she could write a book about her life and make millions*

I didn’t realize between two toddlers, and Isaac going back to work, they didn’t have enough time to reconnect like I thought they would.

One night, I forced Nichole to stay awake so she could talk to her now ex-boyfriend (what???!!) and rekindle their friendship… Also so I could rekindle their bed for that last baby, if you get what I’m saying.

Nichole made a move to talk to Isaac, and he promptly levitated the crap out of there. Into the rain.

To stand beside of his grave. Are you trying to say something, Isaac?

Isaac: I’d rather burn to death again than talk to that heart crusher.

Nichole: Well, I uh, I followed you out here.

Isaac: I noticed.

Nichole: You see, I’m actually pregnant. And I want to make amends.

Isaac: … Fine.

Yea, I didn’t completely mend their relationship, but we made big steps that night, as the pregnant woman stood out in the rain to talk to her ex-husband twice removed.

Kara: *reads* Your sink is leaking…

Kara: SCREW YOU STEVE! I mention I have a fear of leaky sinks ONE TIME and all I hear about is leaky this, leaky that. Your brain is what’s leaky!

Meanwhile, a peaceful Louisa sleeps completely unaffected by the rest of her family’s problems. But that was all about to change since it was her birthday.

I’m not really sure why Kara looks so grumpy in this picture. She and Louisa are best friends. Shouldn’t you be happy for your sister’s birthday?

Kara: No happiness when I’m still thinking about douchebag Steve.

Oh. I’ve known guys like that.

Louisa grew up looking just like her sister, with blonde hair and grey eyes. She rolled family-oriented as her next trait, joining good and loves the heat. She has two traits in common with her dad. She has to be the favorite.

And I’ll leave you with this picture of Louisa eating cake. I’m hoping I can stay this productive in chapter writing a week from now, but only time will tell.

Thanks for reading!