1.2 We Build Just to Destroy

Hello and welcome once again to the Lemons! Man, I am burning out these chapters. You see, what happened was, I started this legacy with a full intention of starting a blog for it. Then I got into playing, and never began the blog, therefore throwing off the play-and-write balance by epic proportions. I’m not even close to being caught up to where I am in-game, so lets get to crackin.

We last left off with Isaac and Nichole really hitting it off, and therefore Nichole perfectly securing the spouse position.

It’s nighttime at the Lemons villa (LOL VILLA) and something is amiss.

WHY WHO COULD IT BE BUT COMPLETELY INCONSPICUOUS ROBBER! Seriously, I loled at this so hard. What is even the point of the black if you’re going to carry a bright rainbow colored umbrella with you? An umbrella of any color would seem ridiculous, but this is insane to the max.

ALSO MIGHT I REITERATE THAT THIS IS THE HOME SHE CHOSE TO ROB, OUT OF ALL THE RICH PEOPLE IN MONTE VISTA YOU PICK THE HOUSE THAT CONSISTS OF A BED, A TOILET, AND A USELESS HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA?

ISAAC WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

Isaac: Heh, I didn’t flush the last time I went number 2.

That’s just disgusting.

Lucky for us, we got the idiot cop who wears sunglasses on her night shift. The robber probably got away because she can’t see two feet in front of her face.

Police Woman: I’m sorry sir, but it seems she got away with your toilet.

Isaac: I just want to go back to bed.

And so he did. While he was asleep, I snooped around his friend panel to find, NICHOLETTA HAD A NEW BOYFRIEND. AND IT WAS THE DAVID GUY WE MET IN THE FIRST CHAPTER.

So what was my reaction except for to immediately claim my generation one spouse. Isaac: So I heard you decided to be a complete jerk and get a boyfriend.

Nichole: That was probably my snob trait acting up. You see, you live on an empty lot that I now sense doesn’t even have a toilet.

Isaac: THAT’S NOT MY FAULT :,(

But rest assured, it was easily fixed, and our good sim Isaac got his first enemy. And before he even rolled the wish to ask Nichole to be his girlfriend, he wanted to make amends with dumb David. I locked in the wish for him, because it seemed fitting to his character to want something like that.

Isaac: So now that you’re a single woman, do you want to be my girlfriend?

Nichole: My love for you is overpowering my intense snobbish urge to get out while I still can, so yes.

True love folks.

Later, we were invited to a party at Nichole’s house, so I sent Isaac over. Her house is small, but really cute and I felt a little bad at the thought of pulling her away from her awesome career and nice house to live in a one room house and pop out five babies.

Before the party started, Isaac took his first ever bath. And maybe his last, since I don’t see us having the ability to afford a bathtub anytime soon.

Isaac: This soothes me.

I’m glad you’re having a good time taking advantage of you girlfriend’s nice house.

He has had the wish to marry her locked since the second time they had went out, silly family-oriented sims, so I obligated. 5 kids is a lot for a normal lifespan and I felt the urge to get this party started.

Isaac: I’ve known you for all of about 5 days, and I know you’re the love of my life. Even though you already cheated on me and your snobbish trait doesn’t fit with the life I can give you, will you marry me?

Nichole: My head is saying no but my heart says yes. I’ll go with yes.

For some reason, I took no pictures of the party, although I remember it did happen, but I do have this one of Isaac making his first meal. Take it in, by this time he was at least level 4 in cooking and had never cooked a meal because we were so broke I wouldn’t let him eat actual food.

Pancakes also happened to be Nichole’s favorite food, so it fit that the morning after they got engaged he made them for her.

I sent him out scavenging because we were so broke that I still couldn’t buy a fridge. He caught quite a few animals and found some wildflowers and rocks, bringing in enough for me to build…

THIS MONSTROSITY. At this time, I was still trying to fit in with the Monte Vista houses, and it took me a while to realize I just couldn’t build well enough to actually pull it off. This prototype house didn’t stick around long anyways.

Nichole: What is coming out of the ground over there?

Isaac: Mother Earth is mad that this ugly building is sitting on her land.

Honestly believable.

They went inside and got married right there, in the dark, ugly room with the presence of no one. Well, that was the first time they got married because after that my game crashed and I had to do it all over again. The second time was in the public gym, where everyone ignored them so it was pretty much just as secluded.

MEET NICHOLETTA LEMONS. Her traits are snob, excitable, great kisser, ambitious, and bookworm. Her LTW is to reach the top of the political career, which is almost impossible seeing how often she is going to be pregnant. BUT WE WILL SEE! She brought a total of $5,000 with her, which I quickly spent to get rid of the ugly eyesore I had built the last time.

And I leave you with this adorable picture of our founder’s mate! Bring on generation 2! Like I said before, I never play on just normal lifespan, so I felt really rushed to get all these kids out into the world and try and finish Nichole’s LTW. And also, I was just tired of playing just one sim. It also seems I didn’t take any pictures of the outside of the house I ended up building, which is weird because it ended up sticking around for a while. But I could have just overlooked them.

Thanks for reading!