Hello friends and welcome to the last chapter before the heir poll!! I said I wanted to finish this generation before the new year... I'm only 2 months late. Let's jump into it. Remy: I'm not jumping anywhere but into this rocking chair. Don't worry your little soul, I'm not going to make you do … Continue reading 5.11 Hot Dog Halloween

I don't want to speak too soon,  but my plan of having this generation finished before March seems to be coming true. Willow: Are you sure about that? Willow: I see... failure in your future. Shut up. Why are you purple? I'm only going to ask you once, where are you and how did you … Continue reading 5.10 It’s Genetic Dysfunction

Hello friends! I'm back with a new chapter! Now, let's see if I can actually finish it in a reasonable amount of time or not. What a beautiful day to go to the beach. Where grown men lounge totally clothed. And hobos with pony tails reside. On second thought, maybe I shouldn't send the family … Continue reading 5.9 Beach Bums (Literally)

Hey guys! Welcome back to a new chapter! What a dreary first day of school. Elise: Luckily I packed my wet suit! Elise: *Flippers splash in rain puddles* You can't beat that logic. There are some weird looking kids in Bridgeport. Seems in this town plastic surgery is passed down genetically. That, or toddlers go … Continue reading 5.8 A New Chapter, but the Kids are Insane

I can't believe it's already December! I planned to finish this generation before the new year, so let's see if I can. Exactly what skill are you building right now. Harry: Do you really want to know? And right after that it's birthday time. Willow: I'm so excited to have 2 more toddlers. Harry: She's … Continue reading 5.7 There are Only Toddlers

My plan was to get two chapters out a week until this generation was finished. As you can see, that isn't happening. But I did get a new laptop! Yay black Friday! What in the heck is happening here? Sarah: It's a Texas showdown. Ask to leave home... this is her home too? Harry: Not … Continue reading 5.6 Reverse Psychology?

Do you ever play so far ahead so quickly that you realize all at once that it is almost time for the heir poll in game but you're not even halfway through the Generation via chapters? Well if you haven't, let me tell you what it feels like. Not good. Okay, now what the hell … Continue reading 5.5 Finally Progress!

wElCoMe fRiEnDs! Last time Willow got her boyfriend, Harry, to join her cult! Yay! Sarah: Since you're new to the family, I'll show you some pictures to update you. This kid here is my grandson Maximus. His mother is a really freaky fairy. And this little guy in the blue blanket is my newest grandson, … Continue reading 5.4 Missing Eyebrow Squad

I started this chapter a few days ago. Since then, it's just been sitting open on my desktop waiting for me to finish writing it. I'm finally done! So here it is. Willow: "Dear Harry, I miss you dearly. You the yellow to my lemon. The c to my cult." Willow: Do you think he'll … Continue reading 5.3 You’ve Been Gooped

Hello friends! I am supposed to be studying for upcoming exams, but instead I spent my day playing Animal Crossing and writing this chapter! Anyways, it's totally the systems fault that if I fail! Oh, the life of a college student. Last chapter... Uh, what happened? Cue me writing about stuff that hasn't even happened … Continue reading 5.2 Vote Corrupt!