WARNING: If you clicked on this chapter expecting Lemons content, you were partially correct. If you clicked expecting Diago content... it's there, but it's mostly Sheila. It's almost all Sheila. You'll see. This chapter starts with our puppy prodigy aging up! She can finally walk down the stairs by herself! Sheila: Tail attack!! OMG I … Continue reading 6.7 Sheila Takes Over

Last chapter our generation 6 couple finally tied the knot, our generation 7 heir grew into a child, Oh, and we added a new member to the family. Sheila. Sheila: The new favorite. *Plays Kyle Jenner's "rise and shine" over speaker* Diago: My ears! Turn that crap off. What better way to start your day … Continue reading 6.6 Six… lol

You guys remember how I said this chapter was going to be short and mostly picture spam? I was wrong. Like, really wrong. This is a thick one. So strap up. Margo: Then after all that nonsense, she finally returned the gnome in the middle of the night! The middle of the night! So of … Continue reading 6.5 Fire the Wedding Planner

We're back! I've been throwing these chapters out willy nilly trying to catch up with where I am in-game. Luckily, I'm almost there! Last chapter, Willow (Gen 5 heiress) died, and our Gen 7 heir was born. Oh, yea. I already decided Diago would be Rhyan's only kid. After having so many babies last generation, … Continue reading 6.4 Hair Thief

When we last left of, Rhyan was pregnant and Willow was dying. Rhyan: Of course she had to die today of all days. She is evil you know. Willow: Finally showed up. Grim: I'm right on time. Where the hell are your clothes? Willow: I had a little accident in my secret lab... before going … Continue reading 6.3 From Three to Four

We're back! I hope you guys are ready for a roller coaster of a chapter, because that's what you're getting. Alonso: Shaka BRA! Rhyan: Shaka- wait. Rhyan: You really need to start working out if you want to keep this job. Alonso: Are you trying to say I'm getting fat? Rhyan: I just think some … Continue reading 6.2 Love Me or Leave Me

Generation 6. We made it past the midpoint. How many years has it been? I'm a little afraid to look. Poor Remy can't even sleep peacefully in her own room. Her father has now taken to sneaking in at the wee hours of the morning to partake in online chat rooms and listening to smooth … Continue reading 6.1 Gnome Catcher

We made it. We finally made it. This is THE LAST CHAPTER OF GENERATION 5!!! Zombie: Hello readers and welcome back to the Lemons! Don't mock me. Elise: We should celebrate? Alaric: What would you propose? Elisse: A competition of course! And so they did. I'll let you decide who won. Meanwhile, our little troublemaker … Continue reading 5.14 The Parentarchy Falls (kinda)

Hey guys! Welcome back to the Lemons. Rhyan: I can't BELIEVE you bought me a new workout bar! Maybe I don't hate you as much as I thought. I bought her a brand new Mercedes and shes more excited about the cheap ass workout bar. Go figure. The family moved! They now inhabit a very … Continue reading 5.13 Grand Theft Auto

I'm back! I think! A lot of shit has went down since May and I promise I have good reasons for being MIA for a few months. For starters, I moved to a new country. My old PC died in the move, so I have a brand new beautiful monster to run my game on. … Continue reading 5.12 Faceplant