Generation 6. We made it past the midpoint. How many years has it been? I'm a little afraid to look. Poor Remy can't even sleep peacefully in her own room. Her father has now taken to sneaking in at the wee hours of the morning to partake in online chat rooms and listening to smooth … Continue reading 6.1 Gnome Catcher

We made it. We finally made it. This is THE LAST CHAPTER OF GENERATION 5!!! Zombie: Hello readers and welcome back to the Lemons! Don't mock me. Elise: We should celebrate? Alaric: What would you propose? Elisse: A competition of course! And so they did. I'll let you decide who won. Meanwhile, our little troublemaker … Continue reading 5.14 The Parentarchy Falls (kinda)

Hey guys! Welcome back to the Lemons. Rhyan: I can't BELIEVE you bought me a new workout bar! Maybe I don't hate you as much as I thought. I bought her a brand new Mercedes and shes more excited about the cheap ass workout bar. Go figure. The family moved! They now inhabit a very … Continue reading 5.13 Grand Theft Auto

I'm back! I think! A lot of shit has went down since May and I promise I have good reasons for being MIA for a few months. For starters, I moved to a new country. My old PC died in the move, so I have a brand new beautiful monster to run my game on. … Continue reading 5.12 Faceplant

Hello friends and welcome to the last chapter before the heir poll!! I said I wanted to finish this generation before the new year... I'm only 2 months late. Let's jump into it. Remy: I'm not jumping anywhere but into this rocking chair. Don't worry your little soul, I'm not going to make you do … Continue reading 5.11 Hot Dog Halloween

I don't want to speak too soon,  but my plan of having this generation finished before March seems to be coming true. Willow: Are you sure about that? Willow: I see... failure in your future. Shut up. Why are you purple? I'm only going to ask you once, where are you and how did you … Continue reading 5.10 It’s Genetic Dysfunction

Hello friends! I'm back with a new chapter! Now, let's see if I can actually finish it in a reasonable amount of time or not. What a beautiful day to go to the beach. Where grown men lounge totally clothed. And hobos with pony tails reside. On second thought, maybe I shouldn't send the family … Continue reading 5.9 Beach Bums (Literally)

Hey guys! Welcome back to a new chapter! What a dreary first day of school. Elise: Luckily I packed my wet suit! Elise: *Flippers splash in rain puddles* You can't beat that logic. There are some weird looking kids in Bridgeport. Seems in this town plastic surgery is passed down genetically. That, or toddlers go … Continue reading 5.8 A New Chapter, but the Kids are Insane

I can't believe it's already December! I planned to finish this generation before the new year, so let's see if I can. Exactly what skill are you building right now. Harry: Do you really want to know? And right after that it's birthday time. Willow: I'm so excited to have 2 more toddlers. Harry: She's … Continue reading 5.7 There are Only Toddlers