Hey guys! Welcome back to a new chapter! We are already on chapter 5 of this generation, can you believe it? Last time on the Lemons, Dirk threw a party in which Sylvia shot off a dozen fireworks, the family was stalked by paparazzi, Lincoln was struck by lightening, the house caught on fire, and … Continue reading 4.5 House Fire

Hey guys! How are you all doing? I have a question to open up this chapter. I have a page on the site for Lemons downloads, but I never really updated it because it seemed no one was really using it. Are you guys interested in an updated downloads page? If not, what should I … Continue reading 4.4 Firework Bombing

Hello friends! I'm sorry about missing last *TWO* week's updates. I am officially finished with my freshman year of college and YES! It's summer! Also, I updated the blog to put Lincoln's face everywhere! YAY! Last chapter the kids left for Uni, Link met Sarah Parker, they went to a frat party and had normal … Continue reading 4.3 Retinal Damage and Scary Aliens

Well hello there! Last time we left off, Niall reached the top of his career and then immediately retired, and the kids left for University! Link: That was the worst introduction ever! Well maybe if you did more interesting things then the overview would be cooler! Link: Oh I'll show you. Hi lady, wanna be … Continue reading 4.2 Let’s Go Streaking

We did it! We made it to another Generation! I really can't explain how much fun I have playing the Lemons and writing this blog. Thank you guys so much for sticking around and reading these chapters. Last chapter, we met Percy's first-born Santiago, Sylvia had her birthday, Niall reached level 9 of the magician … Continue reading 4.1 Niall the Confused

Hey guys! I hope you're all doing well! I am feeling extremely awesome today! It's 80 degrees outside! Finally spring time! Last chapter, Link was chosen as heir and broke up with his not-really-girlfriend-girlfriend, Prisha retired, and Sylvia aged up! This is a long chapter. I mean, the longest chapter I've ever written. I think. … Continue reading 3.16 Where’s the TARDIS

You heard it guys! The heir poll is officially closed and the winner is.... LINCOLN! Looks like the Lemons will officially still be an unofficial Patriarchy, and I am not mad about it. Link: WHO RULES THE WORLD? Well, the Lemons world? Me. And I'm a woman. So even though you won the heir poll, … Continue reading 3.15 THAT’S A WRAP

Hey, what's up, HELLO! How are you guys doing? Sylvia and Lincoln have stayed neck and neck this entire poll! It seems like every other day Sylvia is one vote up, and then I check again and Link has caught up! If you haven't voted, vote HERE! The poll ends Friday! Last chapter, Dirk and … Continue reading 3.14 The Case of the Missing Eyebrows

Hey guys! Before we even get into this chapter, the Heir poll for Generation 4 is going on right now! You can find it HERE! Go vote! Okay, now on with the chapter! Last time we left off, Niall was pissing me off with all of his glitching, Sylvia went out with Dirk, Link had … Continue reading 3.13 Like Chips and Salsa

Hey beautiful people! How are you all doing on this glorious spring day? I hope there's good weather where you live. This is the last chapter before the heir poll! YAY! Gen 4 is almost here! There will be a few more chapters in Gen 3, I assume, since I have been able to play … Continue reading 3.12 Jelly People