8.3
In the last chapter, Margo met a man… and his cat.
Which for her, couldn’t be more perfect.
Now if only she could teach the animals to cook for her, then she would be unstoppable!
Margo: I’m too busy solving mysteries to learn how to cook!
Waffles go in the toaster bud.
Margo isn’t the only sim in the house going through shit this morning.
Diago: Do you want to be a star athlete or not?! PUSH!
How does the saying go? You die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain?
Diago: I know what you’re implying and I’M NOT MY MOTHER!
That’s what we all say!
Diago: Who the hell left this mess in the kitchen?
Bryant: Wasn’t me sir!
Diago: What did she put in the mixer?
Diago: Oh you can’t be serious. This is my last moment?
Don’t worry Diago, you’ve had a million moments.
Bryant: Day one of living here and her dad DIES?
Diago: Don’t worry sonny, Margo is a primo detective. She wont murder you before solving the case and realizing you aren’t guilty!
Bryant: Well that’s… comforting.
Poor Decker had to move in to watch his dad lay pipe and some random old guy die.
Charles: Dad? Did this guy KILL you?
Diago: Son-
Grim: NO TALKING!
Grim: Don’t give me any problems, get in the damn vase.
Diago: You don’t have to ask me twice!
Diago: I escaped you more then once, you know.
Grim: I know.
Diago: Well, the last one in is a turd potato!
Diago is one of my favorite sims of all time. Rewatching him go is bittersweet.
Bryant: Grimmy, before you go, could I possibly get your autograph?
Charles: FAAATHERRR!!!
Grim: Is now really the time?
Bryant: No time like the present! You never know how much we have left.. Haha!
Grim: Right…
Charles: I‘m going to be sick!
Sally is judging your life choices.
I don’t know what this means, but it’s a screenshot of animated animals so its getting put into the chapter.
And more.
Decker is very cute.
Margo returns home to also be traumatized by her father’s death.
FIRE!
As soon as Diago dies, the house catches on fire. He died and took his fireproof buff with him.
Margo: He wants us to join him.
Bryant: WHY! It’s so cruel! To never have a relationship with my father in law…
Old Lady: Take your weeping and gnashing somewhere else!
Margo has channeled her pain into her work.
I’m not sure the bushes are necessary.
Could you possibly mute your phone?
Margo: Kitty! You’re giving me away!
Bryant takes a scenic jog with his umbrella. Does an umbrella block anything when you’re jogging?
Oh not this again.
Lady: Hey! I can see you there! Creep.
Margo: Next time I’ll bring a frying pan. Then she wont see anything.
Bryant: Be careful where you’re flailing! I can’t get an injury at this point in my career.
Margo: Sorry honey.
Date picture spam. They are a really cute couple.
Bryant has taken over the garden in Diago’s absence.
Charles is still working on his LTW. He was very close to mastering charisma but Diago’s death threw a wrench in that for a few days.
Bryant: We’ve made it though a traumatic family death, do you think it’s time to make it official?
Margo: No time like the present!
Margo works hard on her career. I don’t want another LTW failure like Rhyan.
And Bryant also works on increasing his athleticism for work.
Margo: I think we can find better cuts for your shape.
Guy: I can’t wait to get this shirt off. I think it’s haunted.
Margo: And that’s why I don’t thrift. Done! You look like a million bucks!
What are you doing exactly?
Margo: I’m undercover!
And this chapter ends with Sally’s birthday.
Next chapter, our Gen 8 heir gets married!
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