Margo: Since you’ve been gone, the Overlord has been talking mad shit about you.
Lilibet: HAH! I don’t take criticism from the mentally ill.
Charles: PUMP IT!
Lilibet: I’m never visiting home again!
Lilibet: Maybe its not so bad here.
Pizza Guy: If you don’t mind all the animal fur in your food.
Stripes: Did he say animal fur? I’m allergic!
Dimitri: More for me!
Are you not interested in this party?
Margo: I have no idea what’s going on, I’m sad about my cat.
What if I surround you in eligible bachelors?
Margo: I’ve been convinced!
Don’t ask questions. Yes, I had a party where I invited mostly strange men. How is that any different then online dating?
Margo: A whole meal!
Thomas: She looks toxic.
Let’s try the other brother.
Yes, this is good.
Meet Bryant Dean. He’s a snack hawker at the local stadium.
This party wasn’t getting any hotter with mostly elderly people and also Margo’s fling in the vicinity.
So she decides to take Bryant out. In her bathing suit.
Bryant: Definitely toxic, super hot.
Bryant: Seriously, aren’t you cold?
Margo: Want to heat me up?
Bryant: What did you have in mind?
Margo: No no NO! This isn’t doing it, you’re no competition. Let’s try something else.
Bryant: I don’t understand anything that’s happened today.
Margo: Let’s go play with my animals now.
Bryant: You have animals?!
Bryant fits right in.
Margo: This feels like a fresh start. A bath, if you will. A shower to wash away previous ties… are you getting what I’m saying?
Bryant: Not really, no.
Margo: I mean, you have to break up with your girlfriend.
Margo: So we can be together.
Bryant: Done.
And they lived happily ever after!
Margo: I guess you should meet my dad now.
Bryant: Yes, that seems like a reasonable next step.
Sims logic, meet dad on the first date.
Diago: Nice to meet you son. So, are you moving in?
Bryant: Moving in-
Margo: Yep!
Bryant: Yep!
Charles: Don’t get any bright ideas buddy! My sister is way too smart for a loser like you!
Bryant: I’m not stupid, I just work out!
Charles: Maybe we should start over. Rebirth this friendship. Like a butterfly hatching from its cocoon.
Bryant: Did I just sign up to live with these people?
Meanwhile, Margo was having a hard conversation with her teenage love interest.
Margo: Listen, I know you still have feelings about that one kiss we shared in high school, but that is way over. You need to move on.
Braids: Move on? Move ON?
Braids: I should have been a LEMON! I was ROBBED!
Bryant: Whose calling?
Margo: The bedroom.
Very smooth, Margo.
Margo: AH! What was that?!
Bryant: Oh, that was just Decker!
That’s right, another animal joins the family. Little Decker moved in with Bryant.
Until next time!
Life's Lemons 