7.23 The Longest Generation

Hey everyone! Welcome back to the Lemons.

Last chapter the kids went to prom and all got significant others!

Well, Margo got a wish to dump hers immediately but that’s neither here nor there.

Melisa: I really should be writing right now.

Diago: Come on, live your life! Get off your computer every once in a while!

I don’t think pixelated characters should be allowed to say anything like that.

Melisa: Come on!

Melisa: No! Damn it!

Melisa: Damn games are rigged! That’s it, I’m going home.

Dominic: So you asked me here for what?

Wait, that’s Dominic? My notes are all whack.

Margo: It doesn’t help that Lilibet has unsuccessfully kissed MANY boys.

Margo: I know we’ve only been dating for less then 24 hours, but it’s really not working out. I think we should just be friends.

Dominic: What is it with you and your stupid family! You guys just go around breaking boundaries are hearts!

Truly an accurate description. You can hardly be angry.

But after some Shaka Bras, they made up. And Margo successfully became good friends with him. Shaka Bra heals all wounds.

And Lilibet is successfully keeping her boyfriend! This family really is turning over a new leaf.

Lilibet: Bugs good! Bugs friend!

Wonton: Meow!

Lilibet: Yes, meow!

Margo: Whatever Lilibet told you, I don’t think you should agree buddy.

Margo: She’s kinda nuts.

UNSTABLE, get it right!

And who is this? Another kitty?

This is Jubel!

Margo: He’s the same color as bigfoot!

And he’s a bit mean like bigfoot.

Melisa: Silly small cat, you don’t scare me!

Diago: Don’t make me lay it on you, fur ball!

Jubel: *HISS*

I love him!

Kelly: You are like the Big Dipper.

Charles: In what way?

Kelly: Like… stars man.

Charles: Cool.

Charles: So do you like the color white?

Invigorating conversation.

Margo is playing a very intense game of chess, with herself.

Margo: Practice makes perfect.

You’ll have a lot of time to practice your logic in jail.

Margo: Seriously? Arrested for playing chess. That must be a first.

Unsurprisingly, no one came downstairs to scold Margo. Almost like playing chess in the park isn’t a crime.

Margo: ACAB.

The amount of parties this Gen has thrown is surprising, I was a busy bee in 2020!

And it turns out that Charles crush has a boyfriend, and he is not happy about all the time they’ve spent together.

Darrel: Stupid Lemons think they can do whatever, whenever.

It’s good to be apart of the legacy family.

And Lemons parties always end with someone getting lucky.

Wait, is that… Vadim?? Fatima’s husband? It turns out, he was also cheating on her. And now they’re divorced. So Alonso wasn’t that in the wrong after all! Two wrongs making a right, etc etc. That’s how it goes, right?

Lilith: One more kiss before I become and adult and our relationship is illegal?

That’s a way to put it.

You shouldn’t hyperextend your elbows like that, it could lead to long term damage.

Lilibet: Laugh now buddy, when I’m done with these sparkles, I will be sending the witches after you.

Lilibet grew up with the following traits: Unstable, Socially Awkward, Green Thumb, Cat Person, and Ambitious.

AKA, completely different then the traits she was born with. Yay for Unstable!

I gave her the Living the Lap of Luxury LTW which was completed immediately.

Lilibet: Already fulfilled, sweet!

Charles rolled Renaissance Sim as an LTW and I locked it in. Time to get to work Charles!

Margo: I hate homework. Where are my damn cats?

Jubel found a castle he could rule with an iron fist without pushback.

Since Lilibet is now a Green Thumb, it’s time to get to work on learning the age old tradition of gardening!

Melisa completed her masterpiece, titled fittingly ‘The Lemons Legacy’. It brings in 10,000 simoleons a week!

Lilibet: Since I’m taking up dads’ favorite hobby, do you think that makes me more likely to be chosen as Heir?

Sorry to break it to you, but I’ve already decided that.

Lilibet: And?

No telling!

Margo threw a party and at some point in the night Tara ended up in Charles’ bed.

Charles: When is she going to get the message, I’m NOT interested!

Diago: Push! Harder!

Diago: Get those spaghetti arms in burglar beating shape!

Lilibet: Please don’t photograph my mental breakdown, thanks!

A mental breakdown right before graduation! I hope you held it together for the ceremony.

Margo: She walked across the stage on all fours meowing like a cat.

Lilibet: CAT PERSON, remember? I’m just embodying my personality!

She won ‘Most likely to complete her lifetime wish’ . A little on the nose, I think.

With her hair up it is super obvious that Lilibet and Charles have the exact same face.

 And after all of that, Margo rolls a wish to have her first kiss with Dominic. Seriously, make up your mind!

Since they’re going to kiss, I feel an obligation to give him a makeover. (But I didn’t)

Margo: You like teddy bears?

Lilibet: What the hell does that have to do with kissing?

Margo: I’ve practiced on mine a few times, so I think I’m pretty good.

Sometimes it’s better to say nothing at all.

And while I was busy with Margo, Charles was growing up still back at Town Hall!

At least you mom is there!

Melisa: There’s always one that gets forgotten.

And Margo got her kiss!

Charles rolled… well… I didn’t write it down.

Charles: I guess that means we know who the Heir ISN’T.

None the matter, spares are just as important as the Heir! We need you to provide us with those juicy legacy points!

Diago: Dream team! Woo!

Enjoy it while it lasts, you never know when she can slip up and change her entire personality!

Aren’t you supposed to be on a date?

Margo: Brownies first.

Margo: Now, I shall defeat you in the noble art of bowling.

Margo: Yes, learn from the champion.

Dominic: I shall study your every move.

I had Lilibet get a job at the restaurant. And it seems she does not like it.

Lilibet: Prissy pants gets to walk in for a nice meal at the place I wash dishes. Sooo not fair.

Margo: Go Lilibet! A real grown up!

See, it’s not so bad when you have all of your younger sister’s love.

Lilibet: Oh Wonton, gross! Get your mouth out of the stinky toilet!

Don’t kiss that cat! You don’t know where that mouth has been.

I love pets in this game, they are so adorable.

Okay Lilibet, as a fully grown woman its time I let you go free!

Lilibet: At least I get this sick car.

Lilibet moved across the street after hitting 100,000 Lifetime happiness points. Bye Lilibet! Good luck everyone else in Riverview!

Grim: And see, this is where it really gets good.

Grim: Heh, yea it’s pretty disturbing.

Grim decided to stick around and show some poor, unsuspecting tourist some disgusting videos on his phone.

Charles won ‘Most likely to burn their house down’

I’m not sure what he;s done in his life to deserve that award.

Charles: Oh boy, I hope that one wakes up. Grim just left!

Some pics I took of the kids before Lilibet moved out.

And then there’s pictures of this dog!

Their name? No idea! Can’t find it anywhere in my notes.

So this poor unnamed pooch will be going as Sally until further notice!

Maybe we will find their name in the coming chapters.

And what we have all been waiting for, our dear Gen 8 Heir!

Margo aged up with:

Party Animal, Animal Lover, Perceptive, Light Sleeper, and Neat! Her LTW is ‘Pervasive Private Eye’.

The next chapter will be the start of Gen 8. I’ve done it! In one day, I’ve finished the entirety of Gen 7, the longest Gen of this legacy! Go me!

Thanks for reading!