Hey guys! Welcome back to the Lemons.
Previously, we got a new little fuzzball named Wonton.
And here’s a checkup on the little guy! Fitting into the house perfectly.
Whose kid is that?
Diago: It isn’t one of mine? Oh right, no redheads!
Margo: Funny dad.
Lilibet is still on the hunt for a boyfriend. Her next victim: Dominic Simovitch. I’m not sure his relationship to her late grandfather’s girlfriend, unfortunately I did not write this down.
He’s pretty cute. Do you have a thing for that haircut?
Lilibet: I have a thing for ANY boy.
Lilibet: Your house smells like stinky garbage! Gross!
This is why you don’t have a boyfriend.
Dominic: They were right about you! Crazy witch girl! I never should have invited you over.
Dominic: Get out of here.
Lilibet: You sure you wouldn’t like a quick smooch?
Dominic: Kiss you? Are you insane?
The correct term is UNSTABLE. And she is a Great Kisser.
You might be about to claim you first victim.
Dominic: AAAAHHH!
Lilibet: Oh get over it you big trash baby.
Dominic: GET OUT!
Lilibet: Shitty house for a weirdo with a bad haircut!
Margo is a great pet owner, especially for a child.
Margo: Look at this hunter! A natural born killer!
Charles completed his book ‘My Sister, Stuck Aging’. Apparently, it sucked ass.
Charles: The critics just didn’t see my vision!
Lilibet introduced her best friend Tara to Charles.
Lilibet: Don’t mess it up.
I don’t think anyone should take dating advice from you.
Lilibet: This was the wrong decision.
How does it feel being third wheel?
Lilibet: Really bad. I need a boyfriend ASAP!
Whose this sim? No one knows, I didn’t write it down! Must not be that important!
But Lilibet did get father with him then anyone she’s ever spoken to.
Margo: Gross!
Margo: EXTRA gross!
And he hated it.
Lilibet: What’s the point of being a great kisser if no one will even kiss you!
Lilibet: Relax man! You’re about to blow a socket!
Margo: Oh this is way better!
Lilibet: You have GOT to forgive me! I can’t walk around this town with 500 enemy’s man!
Guy: Fine. But maybe you should stop being so… witchy.
Lilibet: It’s not MY FAULT I was cursed by witches as a baby!
Lilibet: Looks rich.
That’s just because I gave him a nice makeover.
Okay, step one complete. Don’t move too fast!
Lilibet: Do you prefer forks or knives?
Isidro: Well probably forks if I had to choose.
Lilibet: I guess you could stab someone with a fork if you really had to. A bit of a childish response though.
Isidro: You’re really pretty.
You finally found someone just like you! Interested in the outside with no interest in the inside!
Lilibet: Here goes nothing!
Isidro: Wow you’re really good at that!
Lilibet: Yea, like kinda since birth.
And then they finished the night by completing their homework by moonlight. Very romantic.
Margo is up to the usual, playing with her cat.
Margo: Why would I be interested in kissing nasty boys when I could cuddle with a cute furball?
And Wonton is very cute.
Hard to find cuter honestly.
Diago: OMG! Scary kitty!
Diago: Run! Run for your life!
Maid: This job doesn’t pay enough.
Margo: Leave me alone, I’m enjoying my last moments of childhood!
Enjoy it while it lasts!
You really weren’t kidding by last moments.
Margo: How is it?
Really good.
Margo: WOOO!
Margo’s room got a bit of an update.
Melisa: No sudden movements!
Charles: Why mom, what’s it going to do, ram us?
Deer: Don’t underestimate me.
Lilibet inherited the hidden trait Pyromaniac which allows sims to turn any fruit into flame fruit.
Lilibet: Unlimited money hack.
Date night!
Isidro: Tied!
Lilibet: UGH! Tied? I will destroy you!
Isidro: Whatever you want babe!
Lilibet: I’ll win at this game for sure!
She’s such a joy to date.
Charles invited over Kelly Lobos.
Charles: Do you like ghosts? Because my house is full of them.
Kelly: Oh man! Ghosts are sick!
Charles: Someone get this girl a ring already!
Diago took Margo out in his hotrod. Must be a pretty trustworthy teen to get taught in such a… cool car.
Were you here the whole time?
Diago: After the past few… events… I’ve realized I might need to step in before Lilibet pushes an unsuspecting boy too far and gets us ran out of town.
Prom take 2! And this time I wrote notes about their escapades.
Where’s your sister?
Charles: She insisted on riding in the trunk.
And Margo decided to skip out on the limo ride to eat some dinner at the arcade.
Margo: No one makes pies like this at home.
You don’t like living off of birthday cake?
She showed up fashionably late.
Notes from prom:
Isidro asked Lilibet out and she said yes.
Andrew was set up with a random face 1, boooring.
Margaret got set up with Dominic, the flame jacket guy her sister assaulted in his own home and called garbage. Small town, huh.
Margo: Wonton, I regret saying yes. Should I call him and break it off?
Wonton: Meooow
Margo rolled a wish to be good friends with Dominic. I took that as a sign and had her dump him. I guess she really didn’t have an interest in dating her sisters… ex-something.
And that’s the end of this very long chapter! Thanks for reading.
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