7.21 Little Liar

Hello and welcome back to the Lemons!

We last left off with: Birthdays!

And now onto: likely MORE birthdays! Yay!

Margo: What are you up to?

Charles: I’m writing a book. It’s called ‘My Sister, Stuck Aging.’ It’s based on the true story but I added in aliens. Which is obviously fiction.

Is it?

Oh no, what are you up to?

Lilibet: I’m thinking of a little field trip.

Lilibet: How does it look?

Like the Target dog.

Lilibet: Wow this is fun! I can’t wait to bring them home and hide them around the house!

Diago: Where have you been?

Lilibet: School, duh!

Diago: So why does your face look like that?

Lilibet: … Art class?

Diago: Oh, fun!

You should feel bad lying to your poor, simpleton father like that.

Lilibet: I don’t.

Packed house for your birthday.

Diago: I’m a popular man!

Old Lady: Were just here to watch you get wrinkles!

Diago: How many wrinkles?? A lot? Or just maybe those cute ones on the sides of the eyes?

Little girl: Lady! Call the police! Someone’s stole his hair!

Little girl: False alarm!

Barely any wrinkles at all! And I gave your hair back! You’re welcome!

Charles: Mom’s turn!

Melisa: What should I wish for?

Melisa: Oh! No time!

Look at you!

Melisa: Being an elder is tiring!

Melisa: You think we should get canes now?

Diago: Hell no, I’m not getting a cane!

Melisa: I wonder how long we will make it until Lilibet tries to put us into a home.

Speak of the devil… Witch? That’s not school.

Lilibet: I’m skipping today.

Again?

To… Fish?

Lilibet: For a shark! I’m looking for a new pet!

Diago: What were you thinking, skipping school? Bringing home a SHARK? Where would we put a shark?

Lilibet: I don’t know dad, maybe a shark pond? Geez you’re cranky in your old age!

Good thing she wasn’t grounded because tonight’s prom!

Lilibet got all dressed up.

But changed in the car?

Lilibet: I can see my BREATH! It’s cold out here!

Charles: I just do what sis says.

And after Margo also rolled a wish for a cat, the family got a new pet!

Meet Wonton!

Diago: First a shark and now a little fuzzy cat? I’m old and now you kids think you can walk all over me?

Margo: That isn’t because you’re old dad.

Wonton: FEED ME!

Margo: Lets go inside and get you something to eat buddy, no more fishing in the local ponds okay?

Best friends in the making.

Oh great, this again.

Lilibet: You showed up and the WRONG house buddy. I’ve been in training for this… well, all my life!

Burglar: Can you turn off the alarm, it’s giving me a migraine.

Lilibet: You’ll have more then a migraine when I’m finished with you!

Burglar: How old are you, 12? What are you expecting to do?

Lilibet: BURGLAR MODE ACTIVATED!

Wonton has only been in the Lemons household for a few hours and shit’s already going down.

Burglar: Good luck with that, kid.

Lilibet: Damn it! I might never get another chance to prove myself!

In this house? You’ll have 1,000,000 other chances.

Police officer: Move over kid, the professionals are here.

Lilibet: Excuse you, I’m a professional in training!

Charles: What’s going on out here?

Lilibet: I beat that burglar up, but apparently the police officer wanted in on the action.

Charles: Wow, cool sis!

Lilibet: Yea, too bad you missed it. It was sick.

Helloooo, do either of you mind stopping Wonton from destroying our precious items?

Diago: Not my cat not my problem!

Margo: Bad kitty! No scratching the priceless gems!

At least someone has some responsibility around here.

Sadly that was not enough training for little Wonton who is continuing to distress all of the furniture in the house.

This house is so photogenic.

Random house tour?

We’ve been in this house for a few chapters but I decided ages ago that now was the right time to show it off!

And with that this chapter is over! Thanks so much for tuning in!