Lilibet: Sad day sir, no one came to my birthday party!
Old man: I don’t know you, nor do I care.
Lilibet: Well you’ll care when I send the witches for you!
Merisa: I LOVE COLLEGE, EH, YEA I LOVE DRINKIN, EH, AND I LOVE WOMEN, YEA I LOVE COLLEGE!
How long are you going to base your entire personality off of university?
Merisa: When I DIE! It’s not a phase!
Lilibet: How can you be playing football when our dear Sheila just passed away! There’s no fun to have in the world!
Lilibet: It seems I was wrong! Pelting my mother with snow balls gives me intense joy!
Melisa: Damn witches.
Charles: Dad, I’m really hungry.
Diago: Grow up Charles! What’s more important to you, fun or food?
Charles: … Fun?
Diago: CORRECT!
I suppose there is a unicorn over yonder.
But what is much more interesting to me is our dear Sheila!
She came back to haunt the dining room, how sweet!
Lilibet invited over Travis McDermonts after school.
Lilibet: It’s my little sister’s birthday today. She isn’t cursed by witches,
Travis: Oh?
Travis: Is your little brother?
Lilibet: Nope! Just me! But don’t worry, they wont hurt you!
Great strategy for getting a boyfriend. You’re really nailing it.
Wow, its uncanny.
Lilibet: WOOO!
At least someone showed up.
Now the whole family is here!
Melisa: Just in time for the pixel dance!
Cross eyes strike again!
Margo grew up with the Animal Lover trait.
She’s also adorable.
Margo: You guys see anything under there?
Lilibet: We’re trying to do grown up things in here.
Luckily homework is NOT grown-up things.
Travis: This house is full of so many cool gadgets!
Travis: Anyways, I’m out!
Charles: What the heck is wrong with that guy!
Diago: You’re very annoying and your haircut is weird. I think you should leave.
Good job dad!
Lilibet: Well I guess Travis is out. I guess I will have to marry for money.
You have enough money.
Aren’t you a little to young to go ice fishing?
Margo: I have stuffed my feet very thoroughly into the snow so I don’t fall in!
Very innovative.
Merisa: BREAK BREAK!
Maybe its too soon to put this person out on the roads. A danger to society, if you will.
Where are your parents? This is why you shouldn’t send your children to a public space without you.
Charles, do you know this woman?
Charles: Never met her, but she’s a great skater!
Margo: Do you have any siblings? My sister was raised by witches. She almost hit someone with her car today!
This witch story is really gaining legs.
And now were feeding strange dogs. No self-perseverance skills.
Charles: Look at him! A sweet boy! Wouldn’t you love another dog?
THAT’S SOMEONE ELSES DOG! We aren’t kidnapping someone’s dog!
At least not today.
Lilibet: Travis! I know you’re in there! Let me in! Please!
Travis has been dodging Lilibet’s calls. So I used NRAAS to find him on the map.
Travis’ Sister: Oh God, she wont leave. Please let her in. Or get her to go away.
I don’t think he’s coming.
Lilibet: What a shame. It’s really too bad.
Lilibet: The witches told me to pack this.
Lilibet: Just a little something left over from our dear Sheila.
Oh you’re bad.
Lilibet: Now we wait for them to come out!
Lilibet: Are they coming?
Oh dear. They just let it burn out and never came outside.
They really don’t like you.
Lilibet: CURSE YOU TRAVIS!
Lilibet: He’ll regret his decision when the school sees this video I took of him when he used our bathroom.
That is illegal.
Lilibet: The witches will save me. They always do!
Too bad the witches can’t fix your shower.
Lilibet: Well, we can’t waste their time on such petty grievances!
Merisa: Here, seriously Margo? Can you use one of the other 5 computers in this house?
Lilibet: UGH you guys are so annoying! With your chewing and page flipping!
Charles: Take it up with the witches.
I believe Charles has found more freedom since Lilibet grew up.
Kid: BOOO! WITCH BOY!
Charles: You’ve got it all wrong! That’s my sister!
Lilibet: Dad, do you think I’m a witch?
Diago: It depends on the day honey.
And the real reason we are all at the park, another birthday!
That’s a huge crowd, it better be good.
Charles: What?
Your face!
Charles: Well?
Pretty cute!
Charles rolled the Unflirty trait. A little unfortunate.
It is NOT that kind of party Diago.
Lilibet: DAD!
Margo: Why are you upset, it’s awesome!
Diago: Still got it baby!
Margo: There is such thing as too much of a good thing though.
And with that we are done with this chapter! Thanks for reading!
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