Hello everyone, we are starting this chapter with a birth.
No, seriously! The baby is being born right now.
Melisa: This is the last time, seriously. The last time!
Melisa: AWH this one was born with the normal burrito!
Melisa: Damn it, what is wrong with you? What’s you obsession with this weird demon look?
I like seeing their hair. And look, this one isn’t a clone!
Melisa: I guess my genetics aren’t perfectly dominant after all.
Margaret Lemons, born with traits Light Sleeper and Perceptive.
Diago: Awh, this one looks like me!
It’s uncanny. You also have dark, creepy demon eyes.
This chapter is jam packed with action, we go from a birth to a birthday!
Melisa: What cake flavor is this? You couldn’t just get a normal chocolate cake?
I thought it matched your hair.
Diago: Where are you going?
Melisa: I just gave birth, I’m tired. She will look the same in the morning.
Mother of the year.
Lilibet: Sheila! Stinky puppy!
Lilibet: Bad doggy!
Lilibet: Book!
What? No, grow up! Where are the sparkles?
Diago: Lilibet, time to grow up! Come on!
Oh boy. Sheila broke Lilibet when she soaked her with water. Now, every time Diago tries to pick her up he resets. Meaning Lilibet was stuck a toddler.
Diago: I KNEW IT WAS THE WITCHES!
What in the hell is happening.
Diago: FIX HER!
I’m not sure there’s anything I can do, the witches have obviously claimed her as one of their own.
Diago: Your mother is going to be pissed at me.
She fell asleep in the Sheila puddle. Truly one of the most depressing Lemon birthdays. Only second to the horrific birthday cake fires of Gen 1 and 5.
Diago: BAD BABY! Wake up and have your birthday!
Melisa: What the hell is going on here? You guys have been here all night like this?
Diago: She’s possessed!
Diago: The only thing left to do is to make another one and replace her.
Seriously guys, we are not doing that.
I finally resorted to resetting Lilibet and seriously she is possessed.
Her eye color changed! She lost her cool colored eyes and instead now has her mothers. Even MORE of a clone!
Lilibet: New friend?
NO! It’s time to age up now Lilibet! You are causing a strain on this legacy!
FINALLY!
Lilibet grew up with the Unstable trait, so fitting I find it almost unbelievable.
Lilibet: A ghost already? Sweet!
Melisa: This is your fault! You let my daughter get possessed by witches!
Sorry, I can’t take credit for that one.
Unstable as she may be, she is still very adorable.
And she loves her little brother.
They join the wall, of course under the best heir of this legacy, our dear Sheila.
Although she did glitch out the first born of Gen 8, I forgive her.
Melisa: Witches, are you listening? ANSWER ME!
Margaret: WAAH!
Leave the poor baby alone. I hear witches are only interested in first borns anyways.
Diago: So, a party huh? Did you brig a costume?
Lilibet: Sure dad.
Diago: Where’s your costume?
Lilibet: A hotdog? Seriously?
Diago: It’s a classic!
Diago: Wooow a superhero. Pretty boring if you ask me.
Rocker: I think it’s pretty cool!
Diago: I tHinK iTS PrEttY CoOL, shut up!
As you said, a classic.
Diago: Oh you guys have to change.
Hot dog 1: Not happening buddy.
Diago: What the hell are you trying to do, make me look like an idiot?
You’re wearing a HOT DOG costume.
Diago: This isn’t about you!
Lilibet: And then my dad said it wasn’t cool! He’s dressed as a meat stick!
Woman: I really don’t give a shit.
Lilibet: What are you supposed to be anyways, a cheap hooker?
Unstable, yes.
Something was wrong with this party, everyone there was pissed and fighting. Might have been because it was all outdoors in the rain.
Lilibet: I have declared myself as the next Heir! Please bow down to the Heir of the Lemons household!
Not so fast, the witches could come back to claim you any day.
An old classic, the pie eating contest.
Lilibet: Where is everyone going? Wait, its over already?
Can’t win ‘em all.
Diago: HIEEE YAH!
Sales Lady: Please order sir, the festival is closing soon.
Diago: Since all you serve is HOT DOGS I will have to pass. Today is not the day I become a cannibal and eat one of my own! I’m saving that for when the aliens finally decide to keep me.
Luckily Lilibet holds no hard feelings against Sheila for effectively breaking her code and stealing her eyeballs.
Another birthday? It never ends!
Diago: If this one doesn’t go well, I’m admitting myself for a mental break.
Lilibet: Don’t worry daddy! The witches never met Margo!
That’s reassuring.
It did go well! Here is the last kid from Gen 8!
She’s a bugger eater! Delightful!
Diago: Better then possessed!
That is true!
And that is the end of this chapter! Wow, a lot of birthdays. I forget what its like to have a lot of kids in the house! Thanks for reading!
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