2 Chapters in 1 day? Well, lets wait until I finish it and we will find out LOL!
Last chapter, Alonso started dating a married woman, Fatima, Melisa is pregnant again, and Lilibet grew up!
Jumping right into it, I see!
Diago: You came to the wrong house! Don’t you know who we are?
Burglar: No, you just moved here!
Diago: Next time, do your research!
Hung up in front of the house as a warning. Good move, Diago.
Diago: Now get out of here and don’t come back!
Burglar: AHHH!
Diago: That was FUN!
Diago: Come on Lilibet, your own your way to being the biggest, fastest, best burglar fighter in town. All you need to do now is fit the square into the square hole.
Lilith: Here?
Diago: Close enough!
I see the affair is going as strong as ever.
Lilibet: Grappy’s girlfriend?
Alonso: Grappy? I have a bit of an issue with that nickname.
Yea, it sounds like garbage. Which is where cheaters belong.
Alonso: Excuse you, I’m a widow!
Melisa: What a peaceful day.
*Crowd gathers*
Group: AAAAH!
Melisa: Aaaand it’s over.
Melisa: What is everyone freaking out about?
Melisa: Ohhhh, I’m giving birth!
Melisa: And I’ve got to drive that damn car to the hospital.
What’s wrong with the car?
Melisa: Look at it!
Diago: Wait up!
Lady: Shouldn’t you guys be rushing more!
Relax, I’ve done this a million times!
Another crowd forms around the hospital. I guess the bugler really did tell all of her friends who the Lemons were.
Doctor: Did you know they have their own BLOG? They’re famous!
Blue shirt: And its so funny!
Awh, shucks!
Blonde haired demon #2 joins Gen 8!
Welcome Charles Lemons, born with the traits Loves the Heat and Athletic.
Melisa: HAHA! LOSER!
Who is she laughing at?
Diago: As long as its not me I’m good with not knowing.
The party was still going on outside so Diago decided to join.
Alonso: Well I’m glad someone is enjoying their day.
Diago: What’s up with you?
Alonso: Fatima just called… she’s pregnant.
Diago: Not with your dusty sperm I would presume.
Alonso: Likely not.
Well that’s a boring ending to an exciting affair!
Melisa is already feeling well enough to take a slip on the water slide. I think you’re supposed to wait a bit longer post-partum to do stuff like that.
Alonso and Sheila entered the dog training competition and won even though Sheila spent the entire time running around the hospital.
Alonso: What can I say, she is so talented!
Look, it’s the guy Melisa was laughing at!
Sheila and Alonso really are the best match I’ve produced thus far in this legacy.
Diago: Step 2 in becoming a world class boxing champion, learning how to walk!
Someone can’t take a hint.
Literally what is going on in this screenshot.
Alonso: Isn’t it obvious?
No… it’s really not.
WHAT IS HAPPENING! WHY ARE THE KIDS IN THE ROOM!
Betty: What? I’m giving them privacy!
Boy: Who can stop true love?
Boy: He is rich. I think she’s smart.
She’s not getting anything.
Alonso: Oh shit. I think I messed up.
What now??
Alonso: Seriously? Now? Right after what I just did? Rhyan is going to beat my ass!
Grim: You are one fucked up old man.
Vadim: Honey, whose the ghost in our house?
Boy: The love of her life! Dead so young…
Not really young… he’s actually died once before.
Fatima: Darling, before you leave, could you possibly give me a small inheritance? Just enough to keep me and the kids happy?
Alonso: Sorry beautiful, I haven’t had a job in years.
What, don’t look at me!
Betty: So are we stuck with this now or…?
I’ll send someone to pick it up. Poor Vadim doesn’t deserve to be haunted.
Melisa: Gone? How are we supposed to take care of 2 kids without him?
Lilibet: Mommy! Sky lights!
Oh shit.
Melisa: This isn’t good.
Alien: DON’T RESIST! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
Melisa: Arrest?
Alien: For breaking intergalactic law!
Melisa: What law? What about a fair trial?
Melisa: I’m scarred for life.
For life you say?
Diago: I’m here for my father’s coffin.
Fatima: Coffin? We just shoved him into this vase I got from Goodwill.
Diago: Okay, the vase then.
Fatima: You know I truly am heartbroken. This child is you sibling… will you be taking care of us?
Diago: I’ll believe it when I see the paternity tests, lady.
Fatima: ALONSOOOO! Why did you have to die before we could get married!
Diago: The lady’s crazy, lets get in and out of here.
Pretty nice vase from Goodwill.
Diago: She must have went to the rich part of town.
Diago: Listen Fatima, I’m really sorry that my dad seduced you then died in your house. That was so not cool.
It was kind of badass.
Diago: Don’t listen to the Overlord, they love chaos.
Fatima: You’re right but I think I can heal.
Diago: Great!
Fatima: The son is almost as good as the father *leans in*
Diago: Aaaand I’m leaving.
Without Alonso, Sheila has resorted to rolling in garbage for attention.
Melisa: Gross. And an overreaction, I spent all morning with her!
Another one? How are you going to handle 3 kids?
Melisa: That greenhouse is going to have to go.
Lilibet: Stinky puppy! Kisses!
Yummy trash kisses!
There’s something wrong with this picture.
Melisa: He likes the floor!
The fate of a middle child, and the youngest hasn’t even been born yet.
He really was in the floor for a reason!
That is a really cute baby.
Melisa: Another one that looks just like me. Fun!
You have a knack for producing clones.
With all the grown-ups dead, Diago is being forced to pay the bills for the first time in his life.
Diago: I’m a big kid now!
Seriously, another one?
Burglar: Sneaky!
Burglar: Wow he’s hot!
And here he comes!
Diago: I thought I told you people to stop coming here! Wait a second, you’re the same one as last time! With your stupid sunglasses over your dumb mask!
Burglar: I couldn’t stay away, baby.
Diago: You’re a freak. I love it!
Diago: Taste my fury!
Burglar: AH SO HOT IT HURTS! I’ll be back!
What is up with this family and its ability to attract total freaks?
Diago: Maybe we’re the freaks.
Now that is a thought.
And that’s the end of the chapter! I did it! 2 chapters in 1 day. And I’ve already beat last years output by January 6th! LOL!
It’s been 8 year since I began this legacy. Every year, I’ve hoped to finish it. I really do hope this is the year!
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