Hello one and all, welcome to this very lovely church I built for our soon-to-be newlyweds.
Pic dump as I am very proud of how it turned out.
Pre wedding, bride and groom get ready for the ceremony as mother of the groom chills on the floor with her laptop. What the hell are you doing?
Rhyan: I forgot about my speech so I’m browsing tumbr to steal someone else’s.
These two don’t seem to mind.
Alonso: Look at em, young love. How precious.
The ceremony is about to start and everyone is thinking about Melisa’s siter, Lucy.
Maybe it’s because she has that bitchy face on.
No wedding is perfect, my seating choice didn’t work for sitting so everyone stood around the chairs for the ceremony.
Lucy, wtf?
Lucy: God is this over yet?
Everyone else seems moved, while Lucy stands bitterly in the corner.
Time for the cake cutting. And guess who was there?
Lucy! Once again standing way too close to the bride.
Lucy: Can you hurry up and get your slice so everyone else can have a turn?
Melisa: I pretend I do not see it.
Lucy: HELLO, bridezilla! Can you hear me?
Diago: Why didn’t you tell me your sister is nuts?
Melisa: I’m so used to it, she doesn’t even register.
Mother-son dance.
Rhyan: Please tell me this place has a bathroom.
Melisa: You’re lucky this time!
Holy SHIT! I have never in my life seen a more jealous sim! Go get a life, Lucy!
Lucy: Shouldn’t someone else have a turn dancing with the groom?
Melisa: I don’t think so.
Lucy: Oh my GAWD Nick, how many times do I have to tell you! Not. Interested.
Diago: Should we kick her out or something?
Melisa: Why? It’s free entertainment.
Melisa’s parent’s have also nailed the art of ignoring Lucy.
Since Diago had such a good time doing karaoke at his bachelor party, the newlyweds decided to give it a go.
Rhyan and Alonso: WOOO!
Alonso: When did he get that good at singing?
Rhyan: Who knew lip syncing on TikTok translated to real talent.
And that is that for the wedding of Gen 7! Melisa is officially part of the Lemons clan.
Then the two lovebirds decided to celebrate their honeymoon on a nice resort for the weekend.
At least take your fancy clothes off first.
Can you stop writing on your honeymoon at least?
Melisa: Duty calls.
And maybe Melisa lucked out, as while she was writing in their suite, a familiar face showed up to the resort. Lucy cannot be stopped.
There’s something you might want to know-
Melisa: No bad news on my honeymoon, please.
Melisa: Although I can’t help a feeling on impending doom.
I can’t imagine why.
There you are, where have you been?
Diago: Slept in. Had to take advantage of the fact my mom isn’t here waking me up at 6am for yoga.
Lucy: OMG, Diago, what a coincidence!
Diago: Something makes me think this isn’t a coincidence at all.
Diago: Honey!
Melisa: Just come over here Diago, I’m busy pretending to be in Hawaii.
Diago: Oh god, she’s circling!
Merisa: Are you serious?
Oh no she did not.
SHE DID.
Lucy: If I can’t skinny dip at an adult only resort, when can I?
Melisa: If I can’t escape her in real life, I’ll just have to do it the old-fashioned way. Fantasy.
Not even books could protect Melisa from the worst of them all: ogling men.
Lucy: Feel free to join us, Diago! The water is so nice.
Diago: I think I’ll go find my wife.
Diago: Your sister is naked in the hot tub.
Melisa: She has lost her marbles.
Not even Lucy could rain on their parade.
And on the last morning before heading home..
Melisa’s stalker broke into their suite to yell profanities and Diago. These two can’t catch a break.
That’s the end of this chapter. Catch us on the next one for… Gen 8?
Life's Lemons 