Last chapter we-
Guys, we just started the chapter. Can we leave the arguing until AT LEAST halfway through?
Diago: Stop putting all of our dirty laundry in front of our bedroom door. You’re so obnoxious mom! I’m not 12!
Rhyan: If you would do your laundry then it wouldn’t be sitting there begging to be piled in front of the door.
Diago: You don’t do your laundry either! You’re just an asshole.
Rhyan: Let’s go work off this unused energy.
Rhyan: What did I tell you about turning off your phone before starting a strength training?
Diago: STOP NAGGING!
Alonso: Can’t you guys go for a jog or something? I was watching TV in here.
Burglar: The family is divided. It is time to strike.
*Alarm goes off*
Burglar: Fu-
Alonso: Step aside, honey. I’ll deal with this trash bag.
Rhyan: Funny.
Rhyan: I hope you came prepared for a fight.
Burglar: I accidentally left my boxing gloves at home. Have a spare pair?
Rhyan: Nope. Looks like we’re going bare-knuckle.
Burglar: Sorry ma’am, no can do. I actually hand model on the side… so…
Burglar: AHH!
Alonso: Tag team?
Rhyan: Back off, old man.
Diago: After this, wanna join me for yoga before I tend the garden?
Alonso and Diago: NO!
Alonso: We’re never breaking out of this generational cycle of violence.
Melisa: Alonso, do you have a minute? I want to get this over with before Diago comes in from his morning workout.
Meanwhile, in negative temperatures…
Diago: This is what happens when you live with your parents. No one respects your hobbies. Before you know it, you have three missing toes and not even your own mother wants to do morning yoga with you.
Melisa: I would like your blessing to propose to Diego.
Melisa: Blog? I- never mind. Of course!
Alonso: It says you’re welcome.
Melisa:: Breakfast! This is the best day ever!
Alonos: Woa, kid.
Her easily impressed trait rears its overbearing head.
Alonso: 🙂
Diago: Why are you yelling?!
Those skinny jeans don’t have much for padding on the bumper.
Again?
Diago: I hope nothing important is in that box!
Diago: You dropped my ENGAGEMENT RING?
You’re ruining the moment, bozo!
Alonso: Horribly. Those kids have no respect for the photographer.
Alonso: Next engagement? Have you met the kid, he was lucky to get this one.
Rhyan: You did the laundry?
Alaric: Less talking, more fire-putty-outty!
Alaric: But I don’t have my jacket!
Rhyan: Do you have a death wish or something?
I think it’s dementia.
Rhyan: Should have left without your jacket, like I told you!
Alaric: Had to make you work for it.
Alonso: Dear god!
Are you volunteering?
Alonso: Absolutely not.
Sheila: …
Diago: Paw for cookie?
Diago: Good girl, Sheila!
And with that adorable picture, we end this chapter. Welcome back to the Lemons, going 6 year strong! Now if only we could complete the challenge before 2023.
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