Hey guys, last chapter Diago got rid of his mummy curse and then tried turning himself into a mummy anyways because he is a dummy. In this chapter… well…
This is a terrible day to go to the park.
Diago: Lucky for us, we have this over powered item that lets me control the weather.
They did normal things like get their faces painted.
How did Melisa’s turn out so cute and yours looks like someone wiped shit on your face?
Diago: Whaddya mean, I’m cute too.
When you hide behind Melisa like that it’s not too bad.
It looks creepy as hell out tonight.
The creepiness can’t stop date night. Not when we have a mummy-fighting ninja on our side.
And damn did they party hard in the empty club.
Gnomes: No sir, not the baby!
Alonso: Yes, the baby. I must.
Gnomes: NOOO!
Gnome: Oh the humanity!
Gnome 2: My son!!
Alonso: Stupid gnomes. Laugh at my wife’s misery again.
Your mother is obsessed with the fortune cookie machine.
Diago: Likely because she got abducted by predatory aliens who told her they left a cryptic warning in the fortune cookie machine.
Diago: Hrmm
Diago: Pumpkin guts.
Diago: We should put one of the gnomes in here.
Oh, that’s good content.
Melisa: Are you serious right now?
I cannot confirm or deny if there is a baby gnome stuffed into one of these jack-o-lanterns.
Oh look, a party! This is Alaric’s daughter, Bobbie.
With new family introductions over, we get back to the real important stuff.
Like Diago toasting his bun and singing outta his crack.
As usual we invited the maid… ex-maid. If you guys can remember her rather… dramatic exit.
Rhyan: Well look who it is. Can’t show up to do your job anymore but wont miss a party.
For longer then a second I thought this was Melisa’s mom and was ready to throw hands. Then I got my head out of my ass and realized that it’s only the second best thing to being Mindy… it’s Melisa’s sister Lucy.
Sure, she looks sweet now. But don’t be deceived. There are malicious intentions hidden under that beehive hair.
Damn, someone call the police. There’s a party animal on the loose.
Angel: Oh god, she’s at it again.
What?
Angel: Yelling at my favorite daughter for no discernible reason.
I take no responsibility for her actions.
Diago: Please stop yelling at our guests, mother.
Rhyan: Shut up hot dog.
Whose cat is that? Who the hell let that cat in?
Honestly I don’t even know who half the people at this party are. If you have something covering your face and indiscernible hair then you’re a nobody to me.
Alaric: You look pretty cute as a kitty cat.
EW. ALARIC STOP.
Alaric: No? Alright.
Melisa: It’s just awkward because…
Melisa: I’m a zebra, not a cat.
Oh my god, no wonder Diago didn’t want you dancing with his uncle. I didn’t think you would actually flirt with him, idiot.
Alaric: Listen, I’m not homewrecker. This party was pretty boring anyways.
MELISA. Stop looking at him like that. Stop it, woman!
I have no idea who that old lady dressed as a skeleton pirate is, but I like to think it’s Melisa’s mom haunting her.
Mindy: That’s right honey. You can’t judge me when you do the same thing.
Melisa: Get out of my head!
Alonso: Homework at a party? Gee kid, it cant wait?
Christine: The party’s been over for an hour.
Alonso: Hm, it was a great nap.
Diago: Noooo!
Alien: See ya kid. Make sure to take plan B.
Diago: Just because I’m dressed like a weenie doesn’t give you permission to touch mine.
Diago: Weenies have rights, okay!?
At least now you and your mother have something to bond over.
Kid: THE FIRE! FIRE! HELP!
Rhyan: Kid, it’s raining outside. You’re fine. Like literally there’s no fire.
Kid: AHHH! THERE ARE FLAMES EVERYWHERE.
Rhyan: At what point should you tell the parents their kid needs an exorcism?
Oh NO. NO! Not the damn moped.
Diago: What’s wrong with mopeds? They’re awesome!
It’s not the moped, but what it stands for.
I have PTSD just looking at this place. I know what you’re thinking, “Diago almost died there and you still didn’t clear it?”
I’m bad. I’m really, really bad and I get frustrated quickly.
Diago: I have a good feeling about it this time.
Let’s just get it over with. This is the last time we are ever traveling.
Not off to a great start. It can only get better from here.
Oof, just kidding. It got worse.
How close to death can I get Diago before I regret my decision?
I forgot we’re just in someone’s mansion. A well deserved break?
And a bath?
Diago: They have Lush products!
And that was the end! Yep, after all of that the end was just a chest in an empty room.
It led into a cellar with all of the different grapes but at this point my game was crashing all the time and I was afraid of putting too much into Diago’s inventory so he had to skip it.
And then the last tomb Diago finished in Champs Le Sims…
There’s a money tree and the first thing you go for is the garbage on the ground.
Diago: Seriously? I couldn’t make it through one maze without getting set on fire?
It’s okay because WE REACHED THE END!
French Lady: I’m sorry sir but I’m going to have to call the police if you can’t find some clothes…
Diago: Don’t worry, I am leaving the country. FOREVER. Please never make me come back here.
Diago finished his LTW and I can say without a doubt that Champs Le Sims is my least favorite world to visit. Honestly, the puzzles were so boring and Diago was always electrocuted or on fire. 10/10 would not recommend. Stick to mummies and rock annihilation.
Now we get to stay back home with our real heiress, Sheila.
Rhyan: She is my cutest child.
Diago: France is okay, but the next time I go on a vacation it’s going to be somewhere tropical.
I do miss Sunlit Tides. The family moved to Salmon Woods, which is a beautiful world by My Sims Realty.
Alonso: You wanna go to the park girl?
No better time to head to the park then a rainy autumn day.
But when they got there poor Sheila was ignored for some sickly stranger.
Alonso: The machine isn’t picking up any stay radiation signals.
Woman: Radiation?
Alonso: We’ve seen a lot of patients recently who have been abducted. Don’t worry, doesn’t seem to be your problem. Take some ibuprofen and remember to sleep in your tin foil hat and you’ll be fine!
You look like a satanic pirate bunny who made out with a toilet bowl.
Take 2 looks like you stuck your whole face into a toilet bowl.
Rhyan: I’m over it.
Alonso: Wow babe… so cute.
Alaric: She looks like what she is on the inside. A piece of shit.
Rhyan: The graveyard just called. You’re overdue for a visit.
Death do be a-knockin. I hope you are all doing well and holding up during this crisis. Everyone stay home and healthy!
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