Hey guys, welcome back! This is the last chapter of University! Yay! I love playing it, not so much writing about it.
Where are you going?
Melisa: To the moon!
Melisa: Blast off!
Gnome: Take me with you!
No, you’re going into the family inventory until we get back to the home world.
Diago: Wow, look at that sunset.
Wait, where are you going?
Diago: Must.. get… closer.
?? HELLO?
Diago: Sorry about that! I was entranced for a moment there.
Diago: It is hella cold in here!
Meanwhile, Melisa is being a normal sim who isn’t glitching out into the ocean. Go figure.
Seems a little dangerous to have this machinery out in the rain.
Melisa: If I get an A, getting electrocuted is totally worth it.
Diago: I actually have the highest score on Freeze, Freezer Bunny! down at the arcade.
Walter: Oh yea?
Diago: Totally bro.
Walter: There’s no way you beat my high score in Freeze, Freezer Bunny! Why don’t you lie about something more believable?
Diago: Wanna walk over to the arcade right now and see? Or are you afraid of breaking a heel off of your ugly shoes?
Walter: How did my shoes make it into this?
Diago: They’re disgusting! I’ve been staring at them this entire time!
Diago: I know how this looks and no I’m not a push over for washing this guys shower after he was shit talking me. We’re throwing a party tonight and I don’t want anyone to see the cesspool that was growing up here.
“We’re throwing a party” actually means “Melisa is throwing a party” because after last semester’s fiasco, no one wanted to go to a Diago-sponsored party.
Diago: Not true. All of the sorority girls would have showed up.
Most of their old dorm mates showed up. They’re much less annoying when they only come over for parties.
Diago: Instead of pretty girls following me into my room I have annoying douche’s living with me this semester. I love the trade off.
Balding Guy: Hey Melisa! Thanks for inviting me-
Diago: OH MY GOD this guy? Puke guy? Jesus Christ Melisa.
Melisa: If I beat you this game, you have to stop complaining about everything.
Diago: It’s in my nature to complain!
Melisa: SCORE! Shut up and drink.
Diago: *Grumbles* Easy shot.
Diago: Now watch the master.
Oh, so close.
This game might be much easier if you weren’t such a light weight. Or you could replace the beer with pee-water.
Diago: I thought I was the heir! Why are you always on her side?
Melisa: Because you’re ANNOYING DIAGO!
Melisa: Lizzie!
Leonard: Nice party Diago, NOT. Maybe you should do something about the girl passed out on our lawn before the cops show up.
Jacob: No one move! Let me just pull up my camera so I can record this shit.
Diago: That’s it, I’m going to bed. You guys have fun with this.
The party was still raging at sunrise. Don’t ask what happened to Lizzie because I don’t know.
You know what makes me most jealous of The Sims 4?
The fact that instead of forcing the sims to walk around each other, when they route fail, they just walk right through each other. With a system like that, road blocks like this would never happen.
Melisa: You can tell who was at my party last night because they all stink.
It was also an epic party that raged on until 6 AM so obviously no one had the time to shower before class.
Diago: Everyone stinks. This is awful.
Stink of victory, you mean?
Diago: I get it. Melisa’s party was better. But I still have one more night to prove I can also throw a banger.
Melisa and Diago passed all of their classes with perfect scores! Here’s to hoping that’s enough for Melisa to finish her Perfect Student LTW.
And Diago’s party? Here are the highlights.
Everyone arguing with each other…
Diago getting fussed at by a random.
Diago getting hit on by a random.
Diago yelling at said random.
Melisa and Nina being the only people to have fun at this party.
So, did it beat Melisa’s? No, it was a total failure.
Alright kiddos, time to wake up and check your scores.
Diago: At least I’m better at school then I am hosting parties.
Melisa: Babe, take it in if I don’t get a perfect score we have to come back for another degree.
Diago: You have to come back. Count me out of that.
Melisa: It’s perfect!
Melisa: HUZZAH!
Now let’s hope that semester fail isn’t going to mess with your ‘perfect score’.
That grade card put Melisa in such a good mood she didn’t even care about eating breakfast surrounded by spoiled food.
And now, the time has finally come for graduation.
Diago: Beat ya!
Melisa: Good god not everything is a competition.
Diago: That is where you’re wrong.
The whole family showed up!
Well, Melisa’s mother was missing. But at least her dad made it.
Oh dear lord what is that?
Alonso: HAH! You silly sack of unloaded pixels.
Rhyan: Am I back?
Back and better then ever. But where the hell did you get that horrid outfit?
And, a few hours later, they reappeared!
A graduates! And Melisa completed her LTW! I guess that failed semester was fixed by the rest of her perfect scores.
Melisa: MY PRECIOUS.
Diago: Hello degree I will never put into use.
Diago: Thank you! Thank you!
Who are you blowing kisses to?
Diago: My adoring fans.
Diago: Wait, it’s raining outside?
Diago: Mmm, tasty!
He’s lost it.
Diago: So you don’t have to come back, right?
Melisa: WE don’t have to come back! You would have came with me.
Diago: Sure, totally!
Diago: Show me the goods.
Melisa: You first!
Diago: If you insist!
Melisa: I hope your mother doesn’t come out now.
Diago: Are you kidding? The glitched back to the oblivion as soon as they stepped into that building.
Diago: WHOOOO! ADVENTURE, HERE I COME!
Melisa got Virtuoso as her new trait, and Diago got Party Animal. We can only assume he is hoping this trait will make his party anything other than a flop.
Diago: Oh that is a keeper.
Melisa: I would have to agree.
Melisa: Goodbye idiots! I’ll miss none of you.
Diago: Something we can both agree on.
Finishing University has made them closer than ever.
Diago: I would say home sweet home but I’ve never even been in this place.
This is just a house I downloaded from Mod the Sims because I was too lazy to build my own.
What has the family been up to?
Literally the same old same. Next chapter, we finally get back to normal game play! Wait, just kidding. I forgot I chose to make Diago an adventurer. Next chapter we visit Egypt, China, or France. Or all three? Who knows.
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