Last chapter, Melisa failed both of her midterms. This chapter… ? I guess we will see.
Diago: I know Melisa is sad about yesterday, so I decided to make her a nice breakfast.
How sweet of you.
And then you ate at separate tables?
Diago: Not everything can go as planned, okay?
Melisa: You’re so cute. Like a squishy teddy bear.
Diago: Oh yea? Can a teddy bear bowl like this?
Melisa: *Eyes roll so hard they get stuck behind her ears*
Diago: Line it up…
Diago: Now it’s all in the elbow, you see?
Diago: And… SWING!
Diago: HERMMMM
Diago: Oh shit! My eyes! I can’t see! My eyes are stuck-
Diago: Just kidding. Come on ball!
Diago: YES!
Melisa: Is that good? That was hardly half of the pins.
Depends on who you ask, I guess.
Melisa: I’m sure I can do better then that.
Diago: There’s no way I’m letting her be better than be at bowling AND ping pong. You gotta choose girl, you cant run the world.
Melisa: Yes. I. CAN!
Gutter ball.
Melisa: I can’t run the world?
Don’t worry, everyone’s dad told them they could. You grow out of it.
Diago: I am BETTER!
Better than the klutz. I’m pretty sure half the pins isn’t winning any world championships.
Diago: Jokes on you, I just beat MY whole world right there. Who cares about any other ones?
Melisa: Come on babe! Elbows out!
Diago: I forgot the words!
Melisa: UP! DIAGO! ARM UP!
Melisa: Now fishy!
Melisa: AND SEAM!
Diago: I can’t breathe.
Melisa: Good. It’s a sacrifice to the university gods.
The electronic system that tallies your grade.
I think Diago succeeded at making Melisa feel better about her exam fails… Just a little bit better.
And that night they had a party back at the dorm. Of course, Nina was invited. And of course, she tried to flirt with Diago the whole night.
Melisa: That’s just who she is, leave her alone. She’s not hurting anyone.
Except for Diago who gets super uncomfortable every time she does it.
Melisa: Too much, Diago! Put me down!
Diago: Doesn’t look like enough to me-
Melisa: DIAGO!
Melisa: Your face is soooooo hot.
Diago: I could just eat you-
Jacob: Can you guys take your drunken flirting somewhere else in the house that isn’t blocking the keg?
Melisa: Oh that’s a cute pic. Going straight to insta.
Melisa: But it could be a liiiittle bit cuter.
Nina: With Diago in it?
No, with a bunch more CC in it.
Girl: My stick is definitely bigger.
Diago: No way! Mines bigger!
Comparing sizes up here?
Girl: *sniff* smells like trees.
Diago: Bro, shut up about the trees. I get it, okay? My environmental impact could be a lot lower.
Girl: What?
And it wouldn’t be a good party if someone didn’t wake you up at 5 AM by turning the stereo in your room on.
I feel bad for the poor guy who has to fix all the broken shit in this house.
Diago: You mean me?? Because that jerk only fixed ONE SINK and left everything else broken! So now it’s my job.
A few minutes later…
Wait, what happened to ‘now it’s my job?’
Diago: I’m a growing boy, okay? I need my nutrients.
Since when do you play the guitar?
Diago: Since I needed an excuse to not fix the kitchen sink.
Diago just decided to stick around after his lecture and read in ANOTHER CLASSES LECTURE. That is so not okay, weirdo.
Diago: It’s so noisy in here.
Melisa: No respect these days.
Janice: Don’t use that tone with me, Peter! I know you’re selling my used socks on the internet!
Peter: I told you I would buy you new ones, what’s the big deal?
Janice: You’re making money off of my FEET SWEAT! That’s the big deal.
Another day, another boring ass party at the sorority house.
Diago’s trying to make friends with more jocks because he keeps rolling the want to get his social group status up-
Melisa: GET OUT. Unless you want to see me naked?
Paris: Is she with you?
Diago: Uh…
Paris: Okay then, I guess I’ll just get out of my own bathroom?
Diago: Are you drunk?
Melisa: Noooo, I’m just stinky. I need a bath.
Diago: You’re not seriously going to bathe in some random persons house.
Melisa: I want to, therefore I shall.
Diago: Have fun with that, I’m going to wait for you downstairs.
Melisa has hit peak university partier status.
You guys so drunk you decided to sleep in your outerwear?
Diago: We ain’t sleepin’ tonight!
Gross.
Melisa: And then she told me that I didn’t deserve a passing grade. Like seriously?
Melisa: Babe, are you even listening to me?
Diago: Yea, yea. She’s a bitch. Anyways-
Diago: I picked these for you.
Melisa: FOR ME?
Melisa: They’re perfect. Thanks babe.
I didn’t know you were taking womanizing 100 for your science and medicine degree.
Woman: PEE! I GOTTA PEE!
Diago: Hurry babe! Get a big sniff before the fresh air smells.
What skill are you leveling by watching this show?
Diago: The adventuring one. The one where I got to Egypt and discover all of the mummies.
Guy: Do you smell that?
Wtf happened to your mouth?
And now you’re pulsating?
Melisa: All sure signs of coffee addiction.
Guy: I wish I didn’t have to sit here.
All these kids do is drink and study.
Jacob: You’re so annoying! All you do is read and drink Bud Light. That’s literally the worst beer.
Melisa: We don’t all like “craft beers” Jacob.
Melisa: You’re stupid, mean, and you look like a total doofas. What’s up with those pants, nerd?
Melisa: Your mommy buy you those in high school?
Jacob: Hey man you don’t have to take it that far.
Melisa: Just get out of my face. I have an exam to take.
You’re DAY DRINKING? My sims are alcoholics.
Melisa: CHA CHING! Nailed it. That’s a 100%.
Does a final 100 make up for a 40 on midterms?
Calm down, party animals. You both aced your exams and decided to celebrate by playing dominoes?
Diago: She’s right. We should order some food.
Melisa: You do that. I think I’m going to take a nap.
Are you nervous to see your grade?
Diago: No I just got a glimpse of whatever is happening on Lizzie’s legs.
Lizzie: You like?
Get out of the frame.
Diago: The image is still in my head. I can’t concentrate!
Diago: Oh! It’s good! Two perfect A’s!
Diago: BABE! We did it!
Melisa: Maybe overlord will buy me a new bookcase to celebrate.
See Jacob? That could be you, but you’re a little bitch.
Guy: Get out! Can’t you see I’m trying to use the sink here?
Melisa: God, can we go home yet?
Guy: THE TV IS MELTING OUR BRAINS! GET IT OUT!
Actually, yes! You can go home. In the next chapter. For 5 minutes, then it’s time to come back for your second and final semester.
Thanks for reading guys! Sorry it took so long for me to get this chapter out. I’ve been playing A LOT and my game has been pissed at me. Luckily, I’ve fixed it and the save has been… saved. For the time being. Thanks for reading!
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