We’re back! I hope you guys are ready for a roller coaster of a chapter, because that’s what you’re getting.
Alonso: Shaka BRA!
Rhyan: Shaka- wait.
Rhyan: You really need to start working out if you want to keep this job.
Alonso: Are you trying to say I’m getting fat?
Rhyan: I just think some weight lifting would be good for you.
Alonso: Would you be my… fitness instructor?
Rhyan: I..
Rhyan: Will you cut that out?
Alonso: Cut what out?
Rhyan: Your stupid little flirting! It’s starting to get on my nerves!
Alonso: Seemed like you were enjoying it to me!
He has a point there.
Rhyan: No! There’s no point! Go flirt with one of your other girlfriends!
Alonso: What freaking girlfriend? Are you nuts?
No, but her sister is.
Alonso: So… What are you ladies up to?
Rhyan: Trying to escape you. Get lost.
That lasted all of half an hour. Alonso’s womanizing tendencies aren’t lost on even our strong willed heiress.
As Rhyan falls deeper and deeper into trouble…
Willow: I just became the most successful crack job in the city. Watch out Kai Kahale, I’m coming for your savings.
Willow: *Evil laugh intensifies*
Lady: Are you okay miss?
Willow: HANDS OF THE MERCHANDISE LADY.
This relationship is out of control. These two don’t even work anymore, they spend the entire day flirting and yelling at each other.
Do you really want to do this?
Rhyan: I think so.
Alonso: Do what?
But you know he has commitment issues. You know he’s a known… well… flirt. To say the least.
Rhyan: I like you.
Alonso: Ditto.
Rhyan: I want you to be my boyfriend.. and move in with me. And my brother and parents.
Alonso: As long as I’m sharing a room with you and not your brother, baby.
Well, there’s that. After sim weeks of flirtations and arguments, Rhyan finally rolled a wish to ask. And surprisingly, he accepted on the first try. I had low hopes, but least I can say is that I’m impressed.
Alonso: Rhyan tells me you’re a serious crook.
Willow: Awh, my daughter says that about me? What a sweetheart.
Alaric: The anti hero has entered the building.
Maid: I wish he would stop by my bat cave.
Rhyan: I did not just hear that. Can we fire her?
Alonso: I’ve never felt freedom like this before! So much to do! So many items to explore!
See, being in the legacy house isn’t all that bad. Not all of my sims are slaves. I do TRY to keep them happy.
Rhyan: So what do you think?
Alonso: I think we better get to christening this bed real quick.
But the next morning the fun was over.
Alonso: I have to go to an ACTUAL job now? Where I have to work and not play video games and soccer all day?
Rhyan: Oh the HORROR!
Now, Alonso’s traits (Good sense of humor, great kisser, commitment issues, never nude, flirty) are uh… problematic. But the only person I’ve ever seem him flirt with is Rhyan. And he had no problem settling down with her. So maybe he’s grown out of his womanizing ways.
Rhyan is putting out fires left and right.
Breaking down fully functional doors.
And throwing children over her shoulder to save them from the fires she already put out.
Alaric has decided car theft is getting stale. Probably because he has stolen all of the cars worth stealing in the neighborhood.
He has now moved onto the fine arts.
Alaric: Just like Remy said, art is for the public.
Rhyan: YOU!
Alonso: You just got home and already you have something to yell about? Bad day?
Rhyan: My bad day is because of you! Is it true that you are hooking up with my sister behind my back?
Alonso: I’ve been at work all day! Anyways, I don’t even know who your sister is!
A quick look into Alonso’s relationship panel and… he is definitely aware of who Alannis is.
Alonso: She’s just an old fling! I haven’t talked to her in ages! And besides, I didn’t know she was your sister!
Rhyan: Don’t even talk to me, you backstabbing turd.
Rhyan: My whole world is on fire, why should I even care about this stupid house.
In his defense, he hasn’t talked to her. At least since he started dating you. Don’t you think you might be over reacting?
*Meanwhile, across the street*
Alannis: Hey sis, busy on this sunny morning?
Rhyan: *Internal screaming*
I feel bad for him. He obviously loves you. He wants to make up! At least let him try.
Rhyan: He looks so stupid in yellow.
Your last name is LEMON. You drive a yellow firetruck. Stop being such a butt hole.
Alonso: Rhyan I’m really sorry. I promise I didn’t mean to-
Rhyan: I can’t even look at you.
Rhyan: I really think- MOM DAD, can you please give us some privacy?
Willow: *grumbles*
Rhyan: I don’t think we can fix this. I think we should just break up.
Alonso: You really wont give me another chance?
Rhyan: How can I trust you?
Alonso: I will personally meet her and break things off. I PROMISE. Just let me try.
Rhyan: You should have never talked to her!
Alonso: We weren’t even dating yet! How am I supposed to change the past?
Rhyan: Maybe don’t be an idiot!
Alonso: Oh sheesh.
Alonso: “Maybe don’t be an idiot! Blah blah blah!” How was I supposed to know we were going to start dating! I didn’t even know Alannis was her sister!
Alonso: God, women.
Maybe she will change her mind. Either way she’s stuck with you because I’m not kicking you out.
Rhyan: ALANNIS! Your twin sister! Can you even believe that?
Alaric: Don’t even start with me. You know how much I like Alonso. I think you should forgive him. But whatever you decide don’t drag me into it.
Rhyan: You don’t care about your dear old sister?
Alaric: Stop pouting and act like an adult. Good grief.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
I smell trouble.
Alonso: Let freedom ring. If she’s really not going to take me back, why sit around and wait?
Oh shit, she’s PREGNANT? That’s not your is it?
Alonso: So what do you say, wanna be my girlfriend?
Alannis: You don’t care that I’m pregnant with another mans baby?
WHEW.
Alonso: Nah girl.
Alonso: “It was nice knowing you, but I’m actually in love with your sister. Thanks for being my girlfriend for a few hours. Peace”
Alonso: I am such a womanizer.
Seriously? What did you gain from that?
Alonso: Well after Rhyan dumped me for doing nothing wrong at all, I decided I might as well do something worth being dumped over. Now it’s over.
And what about all the rest of the romantic interests in your relationship panel?
Alonso: Check again, they’re all gone.
It helps that Alonso gained enough LTR points to change his lifetime wish from having a ton of girlfriends to having a ton of friends. Now nothing stands between these two but Rhyan’s unrelenting bad attitude.
Did you steal her arms last time.
Alaric: Very funny joke, haha.
Rhyan: Huh, looks like the cheater has invited me out for drinks.
No texting and driving.
He is staring you down.
Alonso: Sweatpants to the bar?
Rhyan: Business casual.
Rhyan: I don’t need him for fun. Watch this.
Alonso: How many drinks before you’re a good dancer?
Rhyan: Urgh, good pick up line dufas.
Alonso: I just thought we would have more fun doing something else.
Rhyan: Like what?
How many drinks until Rhyan becomes a good dancer? The world may never know. How many until she strips naked? Not that many. Not many at all.
Rhyan: *muffled* youbrokemyheartbutistillloveyou!
Alonso: I’m sorry, what was that?
The two got kicked out of the club and headed for the pool. For swimming?
Not likely.
Woman: Me?
Alonso: Ew, heck no.
Rhyan: That ones a keeper.
Definitely not swimming.
Alonso: Does this mean we’re dating again?
Rhyan: I guess if you’re going to beg.
Alonso: Okay. Good.
Harry: Do you feel that?
Willow: Feel what?
Harry: Love is in the air, darling.
Willow: Urgh, gross. Get out of here with that mush.
Speaking of mush.
I would have puked on that fancy rug over putting my face near that toilet.
I hope you brushed your teeth before that slurp fest.
Are you the least bit worried about your girlfriend’s mother catching fire?
Alonso: Have you met that woman? I’m sure she can deal with herself.
Harry: Another accident darling?
Willow: Nothing a shower can’t fix. A scientist must not be afraid of flames, if they are to succeed.
Harry: Shouldn’t you at least clean up before you drink another one of those potions?
Willow: What potion?
Rhyan: Help, I’m seeing double.
Why did you drag me up here? Your mother’s dying!
Harry: NO! Not my wife! Save her person in the sky!
Willow: Psht, if Grimmy even bothers to show up. That damn lazy reaper.
Oh my god. SERIOUSLY? RIGHT NOW?
Rhyan: Well isn’t this a cliffhanger.
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