Hey guys! Welcome back to the Lemons.
Rhyan: I can’t BELIEVE you bought me a new workout bar! Maybe I don’t hate you as much as I thought.
I bought her a brand new Mercedes and shes more excited about the cheap ass workout bar. Go figure.
The family moved! They now inhabit a very cute house on the beach of Sunlit Tides! I was so tired of Bridgeport and the shitty transportation situation of that city.
I also totally goofed and forgot to add the fortune teller career to Sunlit Tides before playing with the family, so Willow lost all of her career levels and I had to cheat them back up.
Willow: I love walking in, being hired, then suddenly being everyone’s boss.
Meanwhile, the rest of the family was settling into their new home…
Rhyan was taking advantage of the new workout bar she was so excited about.
(BTW, my boyfriend works for Mercedes-Benz, which is why I downloaded the custom car. When I showed him how excited Rhyan was for the workout bar instead of the car, his eyes rolled into the back of his head. I can’t explain how much I love this game LOL.)
The twins decided to take a spin in our brand new boat. Alaric actually has the sailor trait. I never thought he would be able to take advantage of it, so this was a nice change.
Remy: Yes, very beautiful art. I can tell what they were going for with the placement of these paintings.
Children’s room?
Remy: I have something in mind that would match perfectly.
REMY! You can’t just spray paint inside of the freaking museum!
Remy: It’s outdoors! Come on, just a little bit.
Remy: I have just a right as any other artist in town to showcase my art here!
I think there are permits for stuff like this.
*Thunder strikes, ground shakes, portal to future appears*
Harry: Oh man, is that one of those expansion packs we never use? I didn’t see, I swear!
I love Sunlit Tides. This is one of my most played worlds because of how freaking beautiful it is.
Remy: OH SHIT! *Throws spray paint bottle in water*
Great, destroying private property and littering. Better hope he’s not a cop.
Remy: I know the culture here is a little different, but I don’t think the cops here wear skirts.
This is the artwork you felt needed to be added to the museum…
Remy: There’s nothing prettier, more inspiring, more majestic, then the name Remy Lemons.
I am blown away by the bonding going on between you two right now. You’ve spent your entire lives together and have never actually became friends.
Remy: Long day in paradise?
Rhyan: *Sigh* I came down here for peace and quiet.
Rhyan: Finally, some alone time… Will you go away??
I hate being bossed around by my own creations.
How are you winning? The incompetence is showing all over your face.
Alannis: Yea, well you can’t see Alaric’s.
Harry: I never thought I would see the day those two got along.
Alannis: *Slams face with water balloon*
Harry: Yep, knew that wouldn’t last.
Alaric: Good one sis!
WTF is happening right now? Are you guys going through an existential crisis?
Alannis: After all the time we spent sitting in your unused hard drive, we decided to make amends.
The family’s all together! Not sure this is the day I would have chosen to eat dinner outside, but to each their own I guess.
Rhyan: Can’t skip desert now, can we?
I should have never given you that god-forsaken ice cream machine.
Harry: We out here, in da club.
Meanwhile in the background, bartender spills entire drink onto Willows lap.
Willow: Yay, we love da club.
And so it is.
Willow: Jackpot baby, jackpot! Make me enough money to buy my way out of this simulation!
Robot in the background: And what a shitty simulation it is. Who wants to spend their night in an empty casino?
If only you poor little pix elated people knew.
Harry wasn’t as lucky with the machine. And because of this he decided to-
Stick a freaking screwdriver into it’s socket???
Machine: So you have chosen… DEATH.
Harry: Honey, can we go home now?
Willow was busy outside in the dark popping bottles and playing in the waterfall.
Luckily no one was around to watch Harry drag Willow away, with what we can only imagine as the worst walk of shame.
Remy: My parents irresponsibility has taught me no real life lessons, and because of that I have decided to spray paint our entire house! Down with the parentarchy!!
Rhyan: Oh my god Elise. Please don’t eat that.
Elise: I’m not giving it to you. Make your own.
Rhyan: ITS GREEN YOU IDIOT.
Elise: ITS MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.
Alannis: Will you get off your damn tablet and be here for your brother’s birthday.
Rhyan: You are such a pushover Alannis. This is why you’ll never have a boyfriend.
Alannis: I swear to the great maker up above as soon as I leave this house I’m going to-
Alaric: Oh, look at the time! Too bad we didn’t make it to sibling massacre!
I chose Possession is 9/10’s of the Law for Alarics LTW. Alannis’ got Living the Lap of Luxury because I stupidly thought it would be a really easy one to knock out.
Look at this shiny, expensive vehicle! Just sitting out here for the pickings!
Alaric: Let me just see here…
Alaric: Wow! This light must be worth at least 10$!
You have got to be kidding me.
Alaric: And this 2006 Jeep Cherokee! Let me just grab this… And look at the time! That’s all the thieving I’ve got in me for today!
… I should have known that this wouldn’t be quick OR easy.
Harry: We really need to install some cameras around this place! I swear this is the third time this week I’ve had to wipe graffiti off the side of the house! The real estate agent never mentioned what a nasty neighborhood we’re in!
The only nasty part of this neighborhood is the lying fortune tellers house, whose eldest son commits GTA every night after dark.
Alaric: Oh look around. These people have an entire freaking park in their backyard. They’re not going to miss this.
Alaric: Or this.
And he’s getting better at it already.
Does anyone know what this picture means? That’s right, one of the kids gets booted.
Alannis’ LTW wasn’t going to be easy to complete. No one in the house is making any money and we’re 20k off. I decided to let her go.
Alannis: Farewell, can’t say I’m going to miss any of you.
Rhyan is my heiress, and she has hardly spent any time outside the house since we moved. Might be because shes a loner who likes working out in the basement and then napping for the rest of the day, only to wake up to use the ice cream maker.
Anyways, I sent her to the gym to maybe meet a potential S/O.
Remy went to continue with her community service of… Painting everything in sight with her initials.
Remy: It’s the lords work.
Well… Remy was supposed to be the only person with Rhyan. But then I spotted this guy, and Willow has been in a smhoozing mood lately.
Willow: Kai Kahale, nice to finally meet the mayor!
Very nice indeed. What do you think, Rhyan?
Rhyan: I don’t even think I should honor that with an answer.
Remy: I want to talk to him!
I wasn’t asking you, spare. There’s no way I’m taking the time to hook you up with an older married man.
Remy: Ew, not because of that.
Remy: Hey mayor! Could I talk to you for a moment?
Kai: UH-
Remy: Great! I have some ideas on how we could make our city even better! I really think the way we treat artists is ridiculous!
Willow: Well I’ll leave you to that.
Remy: Just the other day I got in trouble in class for sketching on the back of an exam! Does it make any sense to be punished for being “too creative”?
Kai: I think you have a point young lady. You should let your voice be heard!
Can’t wait to see where this goes.
Alaric: They really should have a better protected garage door opener! It was too easy to hack. Now I’ll just be taking this…
Alaric: Stealing is hard work.
It’s probably all that weight your toting around in your back pocket.
We will finish this chapter with the finished painting of Alaric and Alannis. One of the best portraits we’ve had in my opinion. I hope to have another chapter out soon, stay on the lookout!
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