I don't want to speak too soon,  but my plan of having this generation finished before March seems to be coming true. Willow: Are you sure about that? Willow: I see... failure in your future. Shut up. Why are you purple? I'm only going to ask you once, where are you and how did you … Continue reading 5.10 It’s Genetic Dysfunction

Hello friends! I'm back with a new chapter! Now, let's see if I can actually finish it in a reasonable amount of time or not. What a beautiful day to go to the beach. Where grown men lounge totally clothed. And hobos with pony tails reside. On second thought, maybe I shouldn't send the family … Continue reading 5.9 Beach Bums (Literally)

Hey guys! Welcome back to a new chapter! What a dreary first day of school. Elise: Luckily I packed my wet suit! Elise: *Flippers splash in rain puddles* You can't beat that logic. There are some weird looking kids in Bridgeport. Seems in this town plastic surgery is passed down genetically. That, or toddlers go … Continue reading 5.8 A New Chapter, but the Kids are Insane