Do you ever play so far ahead so quickly that you realize all at once that it is almost time for the heir poll in game but you're not even halfway through the Generation via chapters? Well if you haven't, let me tell you what it feels like. Not good. Okay, now what the hell … Continue reading 5.5 Finally Progress!

wElCoMe fRiEnDs! Last time Willow got her boyfriend, Harry, to join her cult! Yay! Sarah: Since you're new to the family, I'll show you some pictures to update you. This kid here is my grandson Maximus. His mother is a really freaky fairy. And this little guy in the blue blanket is my newest grandson, … Continue reading 5.4 Missing Eyebrow Squad

I started this chapter a few days ago. Since then, it's just been sitting open on my desktop waiting for me to finish writing it. I'm finally done! So here it is. Willow: "Dear Harry, I miss you dearly. You the yellow to my lemon. The c to my cult." Willow: Do you think he'll … Continue reading 5.3 You’ve Been Gooped

Hello friends! I am supposed to be studying for upcoming exams, but instead I spent my day playing Animal Crossing and writing this chapter! Anyways, it's totally the systems fault that if I fail! Oh, the life of a college student. Last chapter... Uh, what happened? Cue me writing about stuff that hasn't even happened … Continue reading 5.2 Vote Corrupt!

Generation 5! We're finally at the halfway point! It's only taken me... Jesus Christ. Well guys, in three more years we might will be done! Let's start out this chapter with a vaguely familiar family member. And a totally new setting. That's right, since it's a new generation, and my game was starting to slow … Continue reading 5.1 New Town, New Brick House