4.22 Grim Gets Pissed

Spoiler alert: This is the last chapter of Generation 4.

Last time on “This Legacy is Going to Shit”- Willow met a potential suitor named Alphonso. Zack had a baby out of wedlock with a weird looking alien fairy and then got married to another woman named Natasha.I decided to decorate the house for Halloween.( I did this a week ago, so expect to see these decorations way after Halloween is over. Oops.)
Willow: News flash, it’s the beginning of summer.

How about you shut up with your fake seasons.I wasn’t expecting to have another sim in the legacy house. Natasha is totally useless. I can’t get any points out of her. That means she gets to do nothing all day until her husband completes his LTW and they get kicked out.

Natasha: Yay.
I also moved Dixie’s urn to outside. I’d imagine she would like it out here.

Except that’s a lie. Dixie only went outside to piss on the patio. Natasha: It’s a dog made of tin!

Like I said…Willow: Derp de dur.

Al: Is she okay?
Willow: Wow! You look great today! Love the jacket.

Al: This is the same jacket I wear everyday.

Willow: Yea!

God what a loser.Willow: Do you like my house?

Al: I can’t see your house for all of the face you have filling my vision.

I hope her breath smells good.And after that charming introduction, she does what any normal teenager would do.

Willow: Now that your friends, do you think you could loan me a couple of bucks?

Just kidding. No normal kid does this.And that was the first of many times poor Alphonso was scammed out of  a dollar. No literally, a dollar. That was all he would give her. Whose house is this, you might be asking? Well it’s Dirk and Sylvia’s!

No, it doesn’t make sense. Best not to think too much about it.Zack: Nice bathroom you have here.

Dirk: I wish you would leave so I could use it.

Wishful thinking. Both Dirk and Sylvia reached the top of their careers of International Super Spy and… Mad Scientist Super Cool Surgeon. Willow: You stink.

Link: Excuse you, that’s the cake.

Ah yes, the highly-acclaimed stinky cake. Sarah: Do you like your old mom’s new getup?

Waylon: Jesus Christ mom. Did you rob people in that outfit?

Sarah: And I went to jail last night.Waylon: I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

Sarah: Was it something I said? After continually calling Alphonso and getting no answer, Willow went to stalk him.

Willow: You think he will give me more money today?

*Sighs*Alphonso: She reminds me of the Mona Lisa. Except for annoying. And no one likes her.

At least he’s honest? Willow: Soooo, it’s prom night.

Al: Is it? I didn’t realize.Willow: And even though you look weird in my thought bubble, it’s your lucky day. I want you to come with me.

She really knows how to woo a man. Al: *Awkward laugh* Oh yea, that’s funny. We’re just friends though. Distant friends.

Willow: What do you mean? I want you to move in with me and my family and we can have babies together. Evil little babies.

Al:: Yea, I don’t think that’s going to happen. You’re kind of a loser. And I’m getting wet from standing out here in the rain.

Willow: But I’m HEIRESS!

Al: What? Al:Al: I’m sorry, but I’m tired. I’m gonna head into my house now.

Willow: I really need to use the restroom-

Al: Oh, bummer! Guess I’ll see you later then.Willow: I’m going to burn his house down.

That’s the spirit!
In reality, she headed to prom where she awkwardly stood beside of Alphonso and pretended she didn’t see him.

Al: Still wet I see.

Willow: …Al: You don’t have to be weird about it. Ramdon girl: Wow Willow you are so cool and beautiful!

Willow: Hah, finally someone realizes it.

Al: Whatever, losers.Waylon, hurry! This guy is talking shit about your sister!

Waylon: Him? I can’t do anything about that! I’m trying to get with his sister!
Yep, it’s true. Kasey looks exactly like her brother, except she has boobs.

Waylon: An important exception.The youngest Lemons weren’t the only ones getting their party on. Here we see Zack in his natural habitat trying to hit level 5 so I can kick him out.

Zack: Whisky on the rocks please.
Bartender: Oh dang, your drink is finally done but it looks like were closed now.

Zack: *Contemplates killing himself*

*Contemplates killing Zack* Sarah: I always knew I was the Messiah.Sarah: Just kidding, get me out of here. Sarah: Close one.

What would the world do without their favorite thief?Sarah: I’ll just be the second coming over here.
Link: JESUS HELP!

Sarah: Sorry, I can’t swim.And his life flashed before his eyes.
Just kidding, he played in the waterfall.

Link: Wee pool time!I think the fame is getting to Zack’s head.

Zack: I see you over there, Level 2 celebrity. Yea, take it in. You and I are gonna be good friends.Wontcha look at them HILLS BRO.Waylon: Playing chess isn’t going to bring your school grade up. You should probably do your homework.

Willow: Hmm… Willow: No thanks.

LOL. Me when it comes to Uni.Oh man, the floor is tired again.

Sarah: I’m not the floor.

You sure look like the floor. Sarah: You’re such a smart ass.

Pro tip: if your sim is stuck in the floor, just send them to a mirror or dresser. After they get out of CAS they’ll be back to normal. Because after changing your hair a bit, your family finds it much easier to drill you out of the floor boards.That is TERRIFYING.

Willow: Happy Halloween to all!
Willow: Bring it ya singing butt loser!

What’s this? There’s no time for fun! Get back on the grind!Yes I meant grind literally. And yes that is Dionne, Percy’s youngest child. She’s so cute. And looks so much like a Lemon it’s weird. Eli: So girl, how you doing?

Tammi: This is fine.There you go, I can take you guys much more seriously now.

Tammi: She seems like a nice girl.

As long as she doesn’t go flirting with her husband’s dead great grandfather.
Link: I thought it was about time for me to retire, seeing as I haven’t shown up to work in a week. What do you mean I’ll make 200$ a day? I was making 3,000$!Link: I don’t know why anyone would throw confetti, this just means the overlord thinks I’m so close to death she’s afraid I might die at work.
Link: Eh, fuck it. Yayyyy.Lincoln isn’t the only one close to death. Since Sylvia is older than him, I thought it was time for the dream team to get back together for a few games of “toss the football at Link’s head”But I couldn’t take her seriously so I edited her outfit a bit.

Sylvia: Can you move a bit?

Link: No?

Just like old times.They chatted a bit, but when I tried to get them to play football Sylvia ran off in her police cruiser.

Link: What the frick?

The funny thing is, Sylvia is still his best friend. They are closer than he and Sarah are. It’s pretty cute. Hey pal, what are you doing in this random apartment building?

Waylon: Well, I was invited over by a friend from school, but I think he stood me up. I guess I’ll just wash his laundry while he’s gone.

I guess I’ll leave you to it then. Because we have more important matters to attend to, like this kid. His name’s German, and Willow rolled some wants for him.German: It’s just so weird, because I like the sun.
German: But I also like the clouds! What is one to do in such a predicament! Willow: Uhhh, couldn’t you just… like partly cloudy days?

German: OMG GENIUS.

Not quite. German: What even is that?

Willow: Oh that? That’s my dead dog. She likes to sleep in my room sometimes.

German: …Willow: ANYWAYS, here’s a present I totally bought for you and didn’t steal out of a mailbox on my way here.

German: Wow thanks!

We don’t see this kid again. The blonde hair was too much like Isaac’s. We need some new genetics! Sarah: So, you ready to kick the bucket?

Link: Can we PLEASE stop talking about my death??Link: Forget it, I’m leaving!

Sarah: Party pooper. He didn’t stay away long.Sarah: You wanna do it?

Link: With your face all twisted up like that? Heck yea!Link: Wait, don’t stop.

Sarah: You’re joking right?I guess we will never know. I don’t know why I took this picture. I guess to show off all the dumb shit the family gets sent on a daily basis. Who the hell sends a freaking cart full of sellable vegetables to a celebrity?

Actually, maybe I don’t want to know.Now THIS is more of a celebrity gift. Who sent this to us, Gwenyth Paltrow?  Willow: Don’t mind me, just taking a sad bath since my aunt died.

A sad bath? You’ve never even spoke to her.

Willow: Well that one time she was at the bowling alley when I was on that date with Alphonso.

I don’t think that counts as a date. Loser. Zack: Alright baby, you ready for this romantic massage?

Natasha: Just don’t accidentally light my hair on fire.

I think you ask for too much, Natasha.  Link: Excuse me! I think I’m glitched! Fix me so I can continue my fun in the waterfall!Link: Hello? Anyone? Zackary? Link: Damn kids. Word of advice, don’t have them. You spend your entire life loving them, and when you’re glitched out in a waterfall and standing on the pool water, they don’t even care.Link: Wait, seriously?
Link: I couldn’t have died NORMAL?Zack: Are you kidding dad? You couldn’t even make it out of the pool? Do you know how much it’s going to cost to disinfect this?

Link: *Sighs*
Grim: DEAR DEAD PERSON- wait, what are you doing. Get over here.Zack: DAAAD! Mom’s already gone insane without you!
Sarah: Jump in the pool, Grim!

Grim: NOOOOO!!Sarah: YES! NAM NAM NAM!
Grim: Hey, stop that shit over there! Get out of the pool! I can’t reap you from here!

Link: Lol, I’ll never die.Grim: Why is this family so difficult.

Sarah: WAIT HE REALLY DID IT?

Natasha: TAKE A PICTURE! A PICTURE! Grim: This is so embarrassing.

Link: Don’t take a picture of me dying! Have some respect!Grim: What’s happening. Grim: WHAT IS HAPPENING! I HATE THIS FAMILY!

Grim continues to glitch out. I continue to laugh. Grim: FINALLY. It’s time. Get on your damn knees.

Link: I don’t have knees.

Grim: … I’M 2 SECONDS AWAY FROM FREAKING OUT.Link: Fine. Because my death was so shitty and glitchy, will you leave me alone to die another day?
Grim: Absolutely not. See you never you nerd.

Link died earning the family… a few points. Uh, I didn’t write it down so I’m just going to guess. +1 for bringing on the next generation, +2 for 200,000 LTH points, and +1? for adding 100,000 to the household funds.  Willow: Nooo. My father.

You don’t have to fake it.

Willow: Thank God. That’s tiring.Natasha: It’s so sad about that food dish.

Sarah: Bitch what?
Good thing this family is easily appeased and a game of “who can hit who in the face with the football first” makes everyone happy.Girl: OMG! UR SO FAMOUS. SIGN THIS PIECE OF PAPER I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER!

Zack: I’m finally getting up there.

Yea… sure. Brenda: The music in this place sucks butt.

Maya: Leave then asshole.
Brenda is Dionne’s daughter. She needed a makeover… but didn’t get one.Why are you standing in the corner?

Sarah: This is my crying corner. Leave me alone.
Well stop crying! There’s a party going on!

Sebastian: And I brought some weird food! You’re welcome!Dirk has really let himself go since Sylvia’s death. And the guy behind him is Marlon, their youngest son.
And this is Nathaneal, their oldest. He looks exactly like Sylvia.

Nathaneal: This place sucks, why am I here.

Apparently he acts just like her too.No more birthday cake fires, okay?
Willow: We will see.
As usual, most of the party-goers didn’t make it to the actual birthday.
Willow: Am I beautiful?

Sarah: You look exactly the same!Willow: How about now?

Sarah: YAY!

Willow rolled Good Sense of Humor as her final trait. And I chose Celebrity Psychic as her LTW. It seems fitting, seeing as she is a loser mooch.

And this is the end of this chapter! And the end of Generation 4! Next chapter will actually be GENERATION 5 WHOOOO! Happy Halloween!!!