Hiya friends! I am once again reminded of the horror that happens when you slack on your notes, get screenshots mixed up, and wait 3 weeks to write a chapter! Yes, I did all of those things. Yes, I definitely regret it. And yes… it took me an hour to fix. But lets not dwell on the past.
RECAP: The twins did stuff, Sarah almost got hit by a meteor, and Link met and befriended an alien fairy.
Link: Why is this woman so hard to talk to?
A better question, why is she hanging out in the comic book store?
Darren: Excuse me, can you please let me out the door now?
Natasha: No. My famous feet will stay firmly planted in front of the doorway.
It’s only 12 PM, why are you leaving?
Sarah: I got promoted.
WHAT? This is your first day, and you weren’t even there the whole time.
Sarah: Hard workers reap fantastic rewards.
So, that means Sarah is pretty much done with her LTW. She has to reach level 5 in one more career, and she will be done. I’m impressed.
*We now interrupt this broadcasting to bring you… cuteness*
*Now back to your regularly scheduled programming*
Dina: Now that your father’s dead, wanna hook up?
Alexander: Uh NO?
Alexander: You’ve known me since I was a child! You think just because you’re a woman it’s not creepy? And how did I get these clothes?
You’re a GOTH. I dressed you more appropriately.
So after this drama, I of course hunted down Alexander’s children.
He has two sons. One of them works at the graveyard. That’s fitting.
Zack: Are you worried about Nathaniel’s choice in hairstyle? You know, pigtail’s are…
Sasha: What are you trying to say? Pigtails are cool. Just ask mom. A better question would be, why are you dressed like that Auntie Sylvia?
Sylvia: Well, that isn’t really important is it.
Sasha: Maybe it’s for a photo shoot.
Zack: Maybe it’s because she went to the future without us. Which would be rude.
Dixie: Don’t mind me. Just peeing.
Sarah’s face says it all.
Sasha was not troubled by Dixie’s antics.
Neither was Zack, as a matter of fact.
Sylvia: Listen kid, you’re not cool enough to talk to me.
Sasha: What the heck? You talked to Zack!
Sylvia: Zack is a upcoming celebrity and rock star.
Zackary rolled the LTW “Lifestyle of the Rich and the Famous”. I locked it in because, that’s a super easy LTW and I thought it seemed fitting since he is the son of a famous director.
Zack: I don’t know who told you dad is famous, but his creepy alien friend didn’t gain him any cool points.
Nope, she sure didn’t. This game is BS. But the bar is finally unstuck, so something did come out of his friendly endeavors.
But in all seriousness, I cheated and made them friends. That’s just the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Sylvia: I guess your house is decorated well enough for me to be seen near you.
Sasha: Well thanks auntie. You’re a real charmer.
Link: SARAHHHH! I’m starving! Feed me!
Sarah: I’m busy working out my glutes babe.
Sylvia: More charming than your father.
Sasha: Anyways, I know you’re a really successful police officer, and that you and uncle Dirk make a lot of money and stuff.
Sylvia: Yea, I suppose we do. What are you getting at?
Sasha: Well, dad doesn’t give me any extra money. So can you spare some change?
Link: Well this is a load of bullsh-
Sylvia: I’m not surprised, you’re father is a dimbat. Have a few bucks.
Sasha: Thanks aunt Sylvia! You’re the best!
Link: Sarah I’m not kidding! I’m going to die!
Sarah: If you die right now, it’s your fault. I wont even feel bad.
Link: Oh no.
Sasha: *slow blink*
(You’re welcome, this video is hilarious)
Sasha: Mom, please come take care of our father.
Sylvia: What an example to set for your wonderful daughter, little brother.
Link: Don’t look 😦
Sasha: I wish I hadn’t.
Sarah: You’re so hot when you pee yourself.
Urgh, that’s seriously weird.
After all of the shit talking you just did, you’re here giving him acupuncture???
Sylvia: Did you see how bad off he was? Someone has to do something.
Link: This is exactly what I needed, to get stabbed in the back repeatedly.
Link: Why is this woman singed and naked? It’s freaking me out.
Fine, fine, I will fix her.
Dumb red head who doesn’t know how to take a bath: Thank you kind sir! My husband kicked me out when I was fired from work.
Link: Why were you fired?
DRHWDKHTB: Well, it seems being covered in meteor ash is a health violation.
This is the reason Lincoln was hanging around the movie theater. He won an award for something… Eh, who cares. He won an award.
What- how did you get here?
Link: One would believe the fire station would be off limits to civilians. But one would be wrong.
Sarah: Oh my belly.
Dixie: Did one of the squirrel fiends make its way up your intestines?
What kind of horror movie have you been watching??
Sasha: AWH FRICK! How am I going to finish my book now?
I’m not judging you, but that was a pretty big over reaction, don’t you think?
Sasha: Oh my GAWD. What are you wearing mom??
Sarah: I am so gloriously evil. MUAHAHA!
Sarah joined her last career. It only seems fitting that she would finish out her LTW with the criminal career.
Zack: Can you believe aunt Sylvia is still here? Do you think she and uncle Dirk are fighting?
Sasha: Shh! You’re a loud whisperer!
Sylvia: I can hear you, twirps.
Sasha: WHAT? We’re just pillow fighting! Nothing suspicious going on here!
Sarah: Trees… they shall all die a fiery death….
Zack: What?-
Sasha: *Frantic whisper* What if she knows moms a criminal and is undercover to discover her evil plot???
Sasha: HA HA HA WE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, RIGHT BROTHER?
‘Zack: YES SISTER. SO MUCH FUN! PLEASE, HIT ME WITH THE PILLOW AGAIN!
Sylvia: That’s it, I’m going home.
Zack: That was a close one.
Prisha: That’s it? No more grand children? What has my son been up to?
You know, focusing on his career and raising the two children he already has-
Prisha: Bull crap. Make them have more. I only had two kids, he needs to at least have three.
Sasha: Great googily moogily. This cereal just gave me an epiphany. I know what I want to do with my life!
You know, you don’t HAVE to choose that at the age of eight.
Sasha: Nonsense. My brother has already decided. I don’t want to be too far behind. I’m going to be a scientist!
You know what? Fine. Who am I to stop you. Sasha rolled the LTW “Become a Creature-Robot Cross Breader” And because I accepted Zack’s LTW roll, I would have felt bad not to accept hers.
Zack: I am such a little angel. I would definitely be grandma Prisha’s favorite.
You might have unknown competition…
Zack: What’s that supposed to mean?
Sarah: It’s only my second day on the job. You don’t think I’ve already been poisoned, do you?
I sure hope not.
Sarah: I’m going to puke.
Sarah: Wait a second!
Ew, what kind of outfit is that?
Sarah: Surprise!
Well hot dog! I know, it seemed like this generation was done having babies. But then Sarah rolled a wish to have a baby! How could I deny her?
Fairy: *Wheezing breathing*
God, who invited you??
Zack: Don’t worry, god in the sky! I have changed into my alien tracking costume! I will restore freedom to our world once more!
Zack: Now where did the creature go? Can she camouflage into a children’s book? She could be right in front of us, and no one would know….
Sarah: Hey buddy, daddy told me you have been up here all evening. Anything you need to tell me?
Zack: Just that invasion is underway by an unseen force!
Sarah: Oh, you already know about the baby?
Zack: The whaddyawhat?
Sarah: I’m pregnant!
Zack: WOW! The scary winged woman downstairs gave us a baby?
Sarah: What? No, your father and I made a baby. It’s in my tummy!
Zack: That is so scary and AWESOME!
Link: WHOOO I LOVE LEAVES!
Sarah: *Slow motion run into the sunset*
But seriously, where the eff you going??
LOL! When I took these I did not realize how creepy Sarah was being. That just makes them so much better.
Okay, enough is enough. It’s summer now, time to get rid of the piles of leaves.
Link: Party pooper.
Zack: Why couldn’t we get a NICE dog?
What do you mean? Dixie only bites 80% of the time. The other 20% she is totally… complacent.
Sarah: Honey, I’m pregnant.
Link: Awesome.
Sarah: Thanks.
He than proceeded to creepily follow her into the bathroom to do this.
Link: This one is going to be a genius, I can feel it.
Sarah: Mhm, maybe!
Well, seeing as there hasn’t been a genius in the family since the 2nd Generation (Jace, if you remember), the odds are not in their favor.
Sasha: I finished my novel. It was mildly successful, for a book written by an elementary school student.
I actually died laughing when she finished, because her first book (written with 3 writing levels) made more money than Lincoln’s FIFTH book. WHICH HE HAD MAXED THE WRITING SKILL.
Sasha: Aunt Sylvia was right.
Zack: Ew, who is THAT?
It’s your grandpa!
Zack: Why does he smell like potatoes?
Hey, you’re the one who wanted to see a ghost. Don’t be mad at me for fulfilling your wish.
Sasha: Don’t you think you’re a little old to be pregnant.
Sarah: *Chokes on waffle*
Sasha: Don’t be mad! I’m just saying, this kid is still going to be a baby when the heir poll comes along. And we’re not waiting around on it to grow up or whatever.
A little harsh, but correct. When the twins age into young adults, I’m holding the heir poll. It doesn’t matter what age the incoming baby is. Sadly, I believe this gives the twins and unfair advantage, since you guy’s as readers wont be able to get to know them as well, but there is no work around! So that’s the way it is.
I followed the twins to school to scope out the town youth. It’s almost birthday time and we need kids to invite!
This is Dionne, Percy’s youngest kid. She’s actually much prettier than her older sister Maya, who we will see later in this chapter.
OH! A purple kid!!! Befriend her Zack! Her name is Marion, and she is ADORABLE.
This kid is Seth Pleasant, son of a Dreamer and a Pleasant. He is very interesting, other than the ugly poop hair color, which TS3 sims love to be born with.
Sarah: Well Dixie, go find something new to pee on. I’m going to call up my boss.
Hold that thought! There’s Soo Jin! Go talk to her.
After I give her a makeover, much better.
Soo Jin: Finally I am free of the dreaded shoulder pads!
One of the Broke kids: But how lovely you were to behold in said shoulder pads. The world has lost an angel today.
Urgh, BEGONE CREEP!
Sarah and Soo Jin: Hey look! I accidentally ran into a long distance family member in public and now I have to talk to them! Awesome!
– Said no one in real life ever.
Sarah: The best chef in the family!
Soo Jin: The number one Lemons lady!
Okay, you guys don’t know each other that well.
Sarah: Great news, I’m pregnant.
Soo Jin: That is great news! Congratulations!
They get along so well that I feel bad for not visiting Percy and his family more often. But he is Lincoln’s GREAT uncle. And I’ve never been that close to my great uncle either.
Hmm, I’m not sure why I took a picture of this sim. I have no idea who she is. Maybe a spawn of one of the Pleasant girls? Anyways, I left it in because I was afraid it might end up being important.
This is Miss Thorton, Sarah’s boss. She is an epic old lady who has no kids or family members from what I can find. A serious mobster.
Sarah: So ma’am, I’m pregnant. That’s why I haven’t been showing up at the *ahem* office in a few days.
Soo Jin: Her stomach is as large as the planet.
PLEASE don’t be another set of twins. I can’t handle it. Zack and Sasha are lucky they learned all of their skills, and Prisha was still alive through most of their toddlerhood.
Dixie, who was the reason Sarah took this trip to the park, did nothing at all except for chill on the park bench.
Dixie: Bitch, this is what you do at the park.
She’s right.
Zack: I just want to say, even though we will no longer be sharing a room, we will still be best friends.
Sasha: Geez Zack, I’m just going to be sleeping downstairs.
That’s right! It’s birthday party time! And you know what that means… FAMILY RECAP!
This is Nathaniel, Sylvia’s oldest son. He looks exactly like her. Which isn’t an insult because she is PERFECT.
And this is Marlon, Sylvia and Dirk’s youngest son. He looks exactly like Dirk! Doesn’t matter, they are both super cute kids.
Percy: All these darn children are blocking the door.
I don’t think we have yet seen Percy as an old man. His ghastliness has finally truly left him.
Dirk: Why did you even throw a party if no one was going to be able to get through the front door.
WELL obviously I didn’t want this to happen.
Percy: The floodgates are open! Last one in is a rotten egg!!
Do you guys remember Marion? The purple kid I pointed out earlier when I creepily watched elementary school kids from the sidewalk? This is her sister. Cuter if you as me.
This is Santiago, who is supposed to be Percy’s oldest child. For some reason, he glitched out and was stuck in the toddler lifestage. It was a while before I noticed so he is now the youngest of the three kids.
Lady: BOO THIS PARTY SUCKS!
WHO ARE YOU??
Okay, the party kind of sucks.
Maya, Percy’s oldest daughter, was blocking the door.
Maya: Don’t blame me honey.
Luckily Marlon made it through the crowd.
Marion: I heard what you said about me to my sister. And I will have you know I can woo Zack just as well as she can.
Sasha: Oh I can’t wait to see this.
Stop reading and go converse. It’s your birthday party.
Marion: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party Zack! You are so awesome!
Zack: Oh, thanks! Uh, do I know you?
Sasha: LOL!
Marlon: Your house is cool. You should invite me over more often.
Sasha: One day it’s going to be my brothers. He’s going to be a super famous boa constrictor.
Excuse me?
Marlon: Your brother is going to be a snake?
WAIT, BACK UP. Why is it going to be Zack’s house?? You have just as much of a chance as him to be heir!
Marlon: I think you mean CONDUCTOR. Like a music conductor? Anyways, why do you only ever talk about your brother?
Marlon is here asking the important questions. Go blow out the candles to your cake as you contemplate.
Sasha: What? Why are you looking like that?
Well do something!
Sasha: *blows horn in ear*
Zack: Music to my ears.
Sarah: WHOOO I AM SO PREGNANT.
Sylvia: Trust me, we can tell.
Dirk: I wish I could get through to the actual party.
I think you’re asking for too much.
Sasha: Don’t mind me, just continue with the candle-blowing.
Zack obliged.
Zack: I’ll finally be able to play instruments! My dreams are coming true!
What are you going to do?
Sasha: Eat this cake.
She’s not much of a forward thinker.
Sasha: That is mildly insulting.
Sasha: Hah, you thought I was going to blow them out-
JUST DO IT!
Sasha: Fine, geez!
Zack: Here it comes!
Yay, raging hormones!
JUMP!
And the landing crashed my game. Thanks Zack! So if there are a few differences in party-goers, or wardrobe changes, that’s why. I had to replay the WHOLE DAY. Urgh.
And we’re back!
Zack: I still have a very ugly pony tail.
Sasha grows up, and Zack is already ready for a second piece of cake.
Sasha: Awh, great! You’ve skinned my boob!
Sasha: Am I looking good?
Ponytails must run in the family.
Zack: Can I have another piece of cake now?
Sasha: Calm down about the cake bro.
Sasha rolled Brave, which makes her list of traits Perceptive, Easily-Impressed, Brave, and Mooch.
Sasha: You forgot to add awesome into that.
And Zack rolled Good Sense of Humor. That makes him Absent-Minded, Good, Virtuoso, and… Funny!
Zack: I cannot be funny while cake sits uneaten.
That’s the end of this chapter guys! Sorry it has taken me so long to pop these out, but they are LONG. The heir poll will be upon us soon enough, and there’s a totally unknown and unborn baby! Bad planning on my part? Maybe. But when Sarah rolled a wish for another kid I HAD to give it to her.
See you guys Friday! Oh, and for my American friends out there, happy 4th! Hope it was filled with family, friends, and happiness!
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